who is the smoothest simp on the i.c.? (no ? )
SneakDZA
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in AKA Donkey
i need somebody to go on one of these skinhead sites and catfish one of them ? ? for ? and giggles but i don't have the talent or the patience to do it myself.
that is all.
that is all.
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When u feel yourself reaching a point in your life where catfishing is on your to do list..
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it would be awesome if you could convince them to send you money for a flight to go see them
then you delete the account
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if a ? catfishes a ? and she still lets him smash that's gotta be worth a gold medal in the simp olympics.
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$100 says TS is a Chris Bosh fan.
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I'd have to say either Sour or @ajackson
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No sir, I don't work for anyone else's gains but my own.......
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CashmoneyDux wrote: »I'd have to say either Sour or @ajackson
Sour would be a good choice since i'm sure over half them broads are overweight single mothers with bad haircuts and we all know he ain't picky.
On the other hand Ajackson would be a natural and wouldn't have to rely on Matt to ghostwrite his racist rants for him.
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icecoldstew wrote: »
Dead girls, and let's face it, I'm so pale I look dead most of the time so we get along great. :-)
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CashmoneyDux wrote: »
i think we have a volunteer.
here's your backstory... you're just a frustrated young white guy from the midwest who never considered himself racist before but all this talk about treyvon martin and amnesty for illegal immigrants has pushed you to the breaking point and you just want to be able to talk with like-minded people without fear of being judged. -
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Fiat about to get them draws
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »Fiat about to get them draws
And then choke her to death with them LOL -
if the "smoothest simp" was known he wouldnt be the smoothest anymore..
whoever it is, he better be associated with the IC's baddest -
ParallelRhymes wrote: »Gotta be sourpatch since he's had more success than anyone else
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Back when I was a college kid. Logged onto stormfront, and talked to some of the chicks there.
These ladies were older than I am 25-35, and I'm lightskin enough to pass whenever I need to. They'd ask for my pic, and they send theirs.
They'd show off their ? tattoos, and they'd ask what my background is I tell them I'm 100% anglo-saxon American I think that meant fully white, or thats what I thought at the time. It's an oxymoron because no American is fully white. But they were dumb enough to eat it up.
After a few back and forth I tell them that I'm actually biracial, Asian/Black, Blasian. Whatever. 1 called me a lying ? ? , sent me death threats and told me not to spread the pics. I posted them and this story on Boxden, probably buried somewhere next to my old Boxden handle.
the 2nd one kept talking to me, telling me I'm ok because I'm not that dark. I think this is the one who showed me the the ? over her right buttcheek.
I'm like cool, we lived in the same city. So we
I don't need to finish that.
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Post them cave ? pics ? .
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Back when I was a college kid. Logged onto stormfront, and talked to some of the chicks there.
These ladies were older than I am 25-35, and I'm lightskin enough to pass whenever I need to. They'd ask for my pic, and they send theirs.
They'd show off their ? tattoos, and they'd ask what my background is I tell them I'm 100% anglo-saxon American I think that meant fully white, or thats what I thought at the time. It's an oxymoron because no American is fully white. But they were dumb enough to eat it up.
After a few back and forth I tell them that I'm actually biracial, Asian/Black, Blasian. Whatever. 1 called me a lying ? ? , sent me death threats and told me not to spread the pics. I posted them and this story on Boxden, probably buried somewhere next to my old Boxden handle.
the 2nd one kept talking to me, telling me I'm ok because I'm not that dark. I think this is the one who showed me the the ? over her right buttcheek.
I'm like cool, we lived in the same city. So we
I don't need to finish that.
post pics or ? canadian
i vote for sourpatchdude
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Sour for sure. You know the brotha ain't got no shame. Send him in and have him report back on his findings. See if he can get some noods from them broads.
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@Sour - you are being called back in to active duty. Please report to donkey immediately.
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so what exactly is simping here in the IC? i thought it was just a lil honest flirting but is it deeper than that?
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Joe Sun..
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I'll tell ya who it ain't. That damn Ajack
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Lmao imma do this ? although I cant pass for white