Aye...You Ever Been Caught Cheatin...?

A1000MILES

I wanna start this off by sayin...


I've never cheated on a girl I committed myself to, and Ion want to


...However...I feel like if I ever did, I'd never get caught...I have far too many deeper secrets that will go to the grave...I'll be damned if I didn't strategically plan out the scenario in which I'd cheat on a s/o...


Have you been caught though?...Have you smashed and dashed without takin a L?...Do you have funny stories about people you know gettin caught and/or comin out victorious?...Share.

Undefeatable

Technically, no, cause it wasn't me.












http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Trollio

yep 3rd period english

i was like "pssh, whats the answer to number 4"
she was like "? i told you the first 3 answers, do yo own work"
i was like "well ? you then, ol bucket head ? "

teacher was like "dub, turn yo paper over, you get a F for cheating"
i was like "this is ? "

onetoughmiracle

I'm not bragging but NOPE...never cheated!

A1000MILES

I have been caught tryna help folk cheat...Academically and romantically...Damn...

Bussy_Getta

Man I told this ? her man was trying to cheat on her with me and she was ? with me!! Like wtf I'm trying to help you out hoe!!!

Batman.

Never cheated. Another headache I don't need.

I don't have time to cheat, ? that cheat don't have a full-time job.

Lou Cypher

Nope never been caught. Only done it a few times.

A1000MILES

Batman. wrote: »

? that cheat don't have a full-time job.

Ion agree...But interesting...

Sour-Cream

It's less money not to cheat.

Colin$mackabi$h

in the past yup.

manofmorehouse

Yep. Sent ? pics to 5 chicks in my phone, including my girlfriend....in a mass text. Didn't know everybody would see the responses of each other. One of the jumpoffs was like "you know you ? up right?" Girlfriend ended up calling every girl since their numbers were visible. I said my phone must of malfunctioned. SMHWe broke up but got back together. Live and learn...

Rubato Garcia

Nope...had a chick break up with me b/c she suspected I was cheating though. Afterwards I made her look stupid and she admitted she was wrong. Refused to take her back cause I actually WAS cheating. It was an incredible feeling to reject her and keep it moving.

Rubato Garcia

I had to reject her though...the fact that she would break up with me w/o solid evidence, and that she took her friend's word over mine, I just couldn't look at her the same. It was the the principle.

Rasta.

I like how OP stress the commitment part, what if a girl you cheat on says she slept with that ? cos she never committed herself to you?

GodNThaBuild'n

Ok what if the girl you got into a relationship with never gave you head?

blackgod813

yeah a dik pik i sent to this broad long story my ex woke me up beating me up she say wtf i say that ain't even my ? .......she say i know that little ? from any where.....lol that's mi story

Rasta.

GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »

Ok what if the girl you got into a relationship with never gave you head?

I wouldn't get into the relationship to begin with

Dr.Chemix

Nope. She saw shorty's lotion and the make-up smeared on the wall. I just didn't give a ? . Shorty still rolled with the doc. It's not even my style tho...

Sour-Cream

GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »

Ok what if the girl you got into a relationship with never gave you head?

Get a fat chick with no commitment that swallows on the side.

7figz

Yup handled like a G too - had the ? pick me up from my main chick crib.

Also had ? seeing other ? hair strands around the whip and look at me like I'm supposed to explain that ? .

I think my cheatin' game went way down now, I'd probably get caught. Way easier when you don't live with a chick.

Matter fact, the single life is the GOAT.

GodNThaBuild'n

I'm a dog ass ? and I just luv ? so I wouldn't even care if I got caught

AZTG

Thems was a cooooollldddd time in my life when I got caught.

Tommy_Milfhitta

Yep I hv been caught. Long story short....





I was actually dating these 2 girls at the same time from neighboring cities. Turned out they were 1st cousins.

gns

Nah never, always was suspected though. Did this one chick like puffy did jlo....bish knew I was but couldn't prove it, very frustrating for her.

I remember I thought I could go the straight and narrow, so I told this one chick I was cheating on my girl with, that I had a main bish....she got mad we worked it out, I promised to leave my main (I didn't) found out she was doing the same with me (she ain't leave her ? either) smashed a couple more times in 'ain't ? muhfuckas' bliss, then told her I'm good now bye......good times

Tommy_Milfhitta

LOL @ the OP. This ? made it a point to gv us a crystal clear statement that he never nd does not intend to cheat..

Calm down champ, wat u say on the IC will not be used against u, I promise. Unless u outchea simping these IC broads..