Stereotypes:Pickup Basketball
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the dudes that talk ? when they winning; but when you kicking their ass and talking ? they want to fight
the dude that always got next or as soon as his team loses asking the next team if they need one more -
The get progressively worse and worse guy...
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Im the ball denial dude..
the coach at times.. (because i see ? , ? all yall)
The ? that im not doin ? guy.. because ? dont pass
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at times i've been the black hole especially in college; but my shots were going in so ? didn't care; but my homeboy still talk about the intramural playoff game when it was like 10 seconds left and we were down 3..i was double teamed and i looked him off and shot the 3 and missed
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yea when my shot is fallin ima boss hawg i guess its my Napoleon complex comin thru or sumthin lls
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BlackAX410 wrote: »yea when my shot is fallin ima boss hawg i guess its my Napoleon complex comin thru or sumthin lls
pure comedy..how far you away from greenbelt
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dc's teflondon wrote: »BlackAX410 wrote: »yea when my shot is fallin ima boss hawg i guess its my Napoleon complex comin thru or sumthin lls
pure comedy..how far you away from greenbelt
a lil more then an hour im 1 county north of baltimore nd it took bout 50 minutes to an hour to meet up wit Peagle out Bowie foreal -
The worst is the sorry ass dude that picks a Allstar team. And talks ? all day..You try your hardest to build a team to beat them..
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I got mention that ? who only wants to shoot 3's no matter what.. The ? will call for the ball in the paint.. Then dribble outside of the paint shoot a 3.. The ? could be open for mid range jumper.. He'll do hop step back 3 point line and shoot...
The tall uncoordinated white boy who thinks he's Dirk.. Anytime he gets the ball try's to do those one legged jump shots.. Shoots a bunch long ass mid range jumpers & 3's.. even though he doesn't have that kind of range.. also he is tall as hell but he is allergic to the paint.. he never try's to grab a rebound.. instead will try to tap out to teammate which never works...
The wannabe Charles Oakley/Davis boys(Dale and Antoine)type ? .. He just wants throw bows at ? ,set hard ass picks and hard foul ? out ? .. The game usually ends early when these ? are invovled.. cause these ? started some ? that either leads to fight.. or ? going to their car and opening up that trunk... -
stringer bell wrote: »I got mention that ? who only wants to shoot 3's no matter what.. The ? will call for the ball in the paint.. Then dribble outside of the paint shoot a 3.. The ? could be open for mid range jumper.. He'll do hop step back 3 point line and shoot...
The tall uncoordinated white boy who thinks he's Dirk.. Anytime he gets the ball try's to do those one legged jump shots.. Shoots a bunch long ass mid range jumpers & 3's.. even though he doesn't have that kind of range.. also he is tall as hell but he is allergic to the paint.. he never try's to grab a rebound.. instead will try to tap out to teammate which never works...
The wannabe Charles Oakley/Davis boys(Dale and Antoine)type ? .. He just wants throw bows at ? ,set hard ass picks and hard foul ? out ? .. The game usually ends early when these ? are invovled.. cause these ? started some ? that either leads to fight.. or ? going to their car and opening up that trunk...
u aint lyin bout dat lls -
stringer bell wrote: »
The wannabe Charles Oakley/Davis boys(Dale and Antoine)type ? .. He just wants throw bows at ? ,set hard ass picks and hard foul ? out ? .. The game usually ends early when these ? are invovled.. cause these ? started some ? that either leads to fight.. or ? going to their car and opening up that trunk...
This.
Back in the day when I didn't give a ? , I ain't gonna lie, I was that dude sometimes. I use to love to throw them hands and if a ? was gettin' on my nerves, i would be on some Rick Mahorn ? all day until a ? finally wanted to throw or would leave. -
The if he was taller guy hed be sick is one of my favorites...
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stringer bell wrote: »I got mention that ? who only wants to shoot 3's no matter what.. The ? will call for the ball in the paint.. Then dribble outside of the paint shoot a 3.. The ? could be open for mid range jumper.. He'll do hop step back 3 point line and shoot...
The tall uncoordinated white boy who thinks he's Dirk.. Anytime he gets the ball try's to do those one legged jump shots.. Shoots a bunch long ass mid range jumpers & 3's.. even though he doesn't have that kind of range.. also he is tall as hell but he is allergic to the paint.. he never try's to grab a rebound.. instead will try to tap out to teammate which never works...
The wannabe Charles Oakley/Davis boys(Dale and Antoine)type ? .. He just wants throw bows at ? ,set hard ass picks and hard foul ? out ? .. The game usually ends early when these ? are invovled.. cause these ? started some ? that either leads to fight.. or ? going to their car and opening up that trunk...
Hell yea I got a patna of mine 6 ? 4 and does that all the damn time...but I give it to some of those ? when they on they on like a muhfucka... -
i hate them silly ? that still play like And 1 mixtapes
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lol
foul guy is the worst! lmao @ "stay here, stay here!!" I hate that ? ! -
The big for nothing player...
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The don't wanna scuff my new kicks dude.
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way too many of theseKingGivBiz wrote: »The big for nothing player...
How bout the IOU guy ... "aye yall got the last call next call is ours'
? that call it if its real
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I hate the players that are ass on D and is constantly getting torched by his matchup then when you say switch mans ? pride kicks in and doesn't want too and it ends up costing you the game b/c his man went off for 9+
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These asians at my gym call fouls every fuckn play
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Yo i hate the my fault guy
This samoan ? had 2 turnovers in a row and air balled a shot
I be cussing these random ? out...
Fog with that im tryna get cardio in -
fortyacres&amule wrote: »I hate player coach ass ? b
Chinese dudes always crying foul , shiets discusting
? you ain't never lied they call everything.
It's funny bc they basically worship these hoop ? .
I ain't never seen so much Kobe Lebron and Jordan gear on one person.
They will have on a jordan headband, a Heat jersey with a Kobe t shirt, retro Js, the Kobe sleeve and Bron rubberbands -
ParallelRhymes wrote: »lol @ the guy that tries to get the other team to pass him the ball in transition...hate those guys
? works to this day against white guilt crackas -
The Wannabe Floor General: The little ? who runs the point.. He is contastly calling out sets and plays that nobody knows.. after every foul he wants huddle up to talk about what just happen.. Even when doesn't have the ball he motioning to ? to go to certain areas on the court...
The Point Foward: He usually the tallest or second tallest on the team.. Instead of spending most of his time in the paint.. He wants to come out on perimeter and demand the ball.. Once he gets he try's to go iso.. so he can show off his "handle".. which usually to him turning over the ball.. He loves to also set up at either free throw line or on the wing.. and pound ball into the ground.. Until somebody finally decides to cut to the basket.. and throw one of his patent ? ass passes.. He also loves to try run the fast break.. so he can show off his horrible alley oop pass or wannabe Magic Johnson no look passes...
The NBA Official gear ? : You have wait anywhere between 5 to 8 mins extra to start the game.. Because he needs to put on his official new padded leg sleeves,socks,shoulder sleeve,arm bands,padded arm sleeve,wrist bands,headband and he has to put in his mouth piece and powder his hands.. Then after all that he'll say something like "are you ? ready play or what.. Lets go"
The Catchphrase ? : The whole time this ? shows up at the gym.. you'll never hear this ? say a complete sentence.. He'll just shout out popular slang,old ? that ? you to say 4 or 5 yrs ago,random ? or ? he made up on the flyin his head...
"oh that's cash" "hibachi ? ,hibachi ? " "straight cash ? " "balllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnn" "You want go night night ? " "Tough break ? " "Me in corner open for 3 that's a scary sight" "? what,? Who" "Don Demarco" "Turn up" "We all the way turnt up" "I go hard in ? paint ? " "I'm boss" "Ball so hard" "You gon get this work"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zegSWCMmePs
