Stereotypes:Pickup Basketball
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ya'll better start making these nigs show proof of insurance when ya'll play
these dude dont have no regard for you having to go to work on monday. They play every possession like its game point. nah b
then, me and @knock_twice used to run with some cats we went to high school with plus some other cats
well one day, i didnt go, but KT called me and said one of them ? had a seizure while playing
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The ? with the NBA outfit but trash lol the white boy who hustle so hard he will hurt u
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i will never forget the time these dudes hooped 1 on 1 for $100 because of how it started -- we were running 5s and we started talking ? and we beat their ass -- we run the ? back and dudes on the other team started arguing among themselves -- ? go on for like 10+ minutes -- that ? keeps going and my dog says 'damn im beating ? ? so bad they want to play each other'
its funny cause the dude that sparked ALL of this with a terrible pass was there with his girl
now he was playing 1 on 1 for $100
and he ended up losing
so he sent his girl to the bank (he aint have no cash on him) -
stringer bell wrote: »stringer bell wrote: »
The Jordan Stan/Brand ? : This ? idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
aint seen post defense like this since rick mahorn retired
dude tried that weak baseline backdown dribble and he put a stop to that quickly -
stringer bell wrote: »stringer bell wrote: »
The Jordan Stan/Brand ? : This ? idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
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Funny thread. I don't even play pick up ball anymore I just shoot and dribble on my own. Too many sorry ? and arguing about BS. If the sorry ? would just play and let the game flow I would play with them but that average 5-9pm crowd is ass.
I try to find the crème and play with them or just wait for a legit league where I get credit for being fouled all the time. 70% of dudes that think they nice can't play at all.
How do you know if you suck?
If you prefer to play outdoors.
If you prefer to play with a Wilson ball rather than a Spalding and can't handle a Molten.
If you argue about a BS call for more than 10 secs.
If any of that applies to you then congratulations you now know that you suck.
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Smoker and cherry picker
"I'm open!!!!!" -
stringer bell wrote: »stringer bell wrote: »
The Jordan Stan/Brand ? : This ? idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
Lmao
So we are going ignore the dude hooping in Marvin the Martian gear? -
No lie i shot like 15 3s today
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stringer bell wrote: »stringer bell wrote: »
The Jordan Stan/Brand ? : This ? idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
"Let's go MJ!" Lol -
What's a molten?
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Intl ball that they're using for the Olympic team
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Alright I had no idea. You catch the US and Argentina game?
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Yea I did catch some of it. Those boys got old and their young talent isn't ready for primetime yet.
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What do you mean by that?
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I was speaking about the Argentina team. Nothing to evaluate with the US team b/c there's no competition for them yet
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The pale ass whiteboy who is talking trash after he cherry picks a layup
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UglySnowflake wrote: »The pale ass whiteboy who is talking trash after he cherry picks a layup
ROFL yep...? !!!
I don't even inbound without checking the ball up...some guys take it as an offense that I don't want the easy bucket but that's when they start to realize that they're outmatched...but bums just want wins by any means necessary good players usually want the competition first until it gets personal -
I was the worst hack of all hacks
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The dude who hoops for fun and exercise but isn't really good so whenever he makes a few plays folks try harder to embarrass him
Or in other words me -
stringer bell wrote: »stringer bell wrote: »
The Jordan Stan/Brand ? : This ? idolizes Jordan lil too much.. All his stuff he wears has to be Jordan brand from his shirt to his shorts and shoes.. When gets on the court he'll even imitate his mannerisms.. He try shot his jump shot like Jordan.. After he hits a tough jumper he'll shrug his shoulders like Jordan.. He try palm the ball with one hand like Jordan.. Even though his to small and he up turnover the ball.. and lookin real stupid in the process...
Lmao
So we are going ignore the dude hooping in Marvin the Martian gear?
so you missed the white boy in the low top chucks...he dont respect his ankles -
That was my cousin...hahaha loose cannon ass ? ...I would just pick him for my team n let other people deal w em lol
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Did anyone mention the "7 foot" point guard that always wanna shoot threes...who could help u win every game if he just post up n get rebounds.
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the is damn near 6'3 300lbs but wants to play like he iverson instead of using his body to ? ? in the paint.
and the biggest ? on the court that when u go up fouls the ? outta u but claims its all clean
https://youtu.be/dQwQrLHGaCE
