DARTH VADER -BANE - THE JOKER : WHO HAS THE GOAT WORDPLAY?
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THE JOKERYou want to know how i got these scars?
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THE JOKER13. I believe whatever doesn’t ? you, simply makes you…stranger.
12. All right. So, listen. Why don’t you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here’s my card.
11. Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t ? me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t ? you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
10 . Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
9. Batman: Then why do you want to ? me?
Joker: I don’t want to ? you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me.
Batman: You’re garbage who kills for money.
Joker: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a ? ! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
8. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.
7. Joker: If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
6. Batman: Let her go!
Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…
5. Joker: [to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for “aggressive” expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there’s only one spot open right now, so we’re gonna have…Tryouts. Make it fast.
4. How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone.
3. Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say… Ah, come here.
When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!
2. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! Well, you look nervous. Is itthe scars? You want to know how I got ‘em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling! A little fight in you. I like that. Batman: Then you’re going to love me.
1. [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was… a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not-one-bit. So – me watching – he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the knife… “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious?
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THE JOKERI bet all those "etherous" Bane lines seem kinda rehashed and forced now, right?
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BANEBane's cold calculating ? talking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Ahh yes, I was wondering what was going to break first.......your spirit?
or jah BOBDEE!"
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BANE"Peace hash cost you your strength!
VICTORY hash defeated YEW!"
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BANEsoul rattler wrote: »I bet all those "etherous" Bane lines seem kinda rehashed and forced now, right?
on the contrary, every time I've re-watch or caught snippet of his scenes
I realize more & more what a helluva job Tom Hardy did bringing the character to life
definitely appreciating the accent more as time goes by....lol
"Ahhh so you think the darkness is your alley?
You merely adopted the dark. I was BORN in it; MOLDED by it.
I didn't see the light until I was already a man,
and by then, it was nothing......BWLINDING !!"
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BANE? , I hate TDKR but all these quotes make me wanna watch it again.
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Frank lagella never got enough props for skeletor..he did that role justice -
VADORVoted Vader cause I'm white
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THE JOKERsoul rattler wrote: »I bet all those "etherous" Bane lines seem kinda rehashed and forced now, right?
on the contrary, every time I've re-watch or caught snippet of his scenes
I realize more & more what a helluva job Tom Hardy did bringing the character to life
definitely appreciating the accent more as time goes by....lol
"Ahhh so you think the darkness is your alley?
You merely adopted the dark. I was BORN in it; MOLDED by it.
I didn't see the light until I was already a man,
and by then, it was nothing......BWLINDING !!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F157geaXp_w
that's cool if you liked Bane's lines, as did I. But the whole 'villian gives a ? -analysis on Batman and contrasts it with his own position in epic fashion' had just been done with Joker before.
Bane was gloating (and half-lying) whereas Joker was providing stinging commentary on what was actually happening. That's why Batman bothered even aruging with Joker as opposed to calling BS on Bane's whole operation. Joker's truths got to him. -
Nothing more etherous than learning the person u been fighting the entire time and the dude that just severed your hand is your father
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? i needed joker n banes trillness in a movie ? woulda been epic
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BANEBoth Hardy and Ledger did a great job. It really just comes down to preference. I personally just feel that Bane's outright, straight to the point trillness throughout the whole movie, followed by an epic ? whopping that damn near killed Bats is my cup of tea....*side bar* Bane accent was dope as ? to me, the way that ? just said certain words was funny as hell. Like when he said "De-cadent!" on top of the tumbler giving that Dent speech was funny as ? to me. He'd make a hell of a Baptist preacher....Well, atleast from a vocal stand point.
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BANEI think this thread is another testament to the TDK trilogy, you have two villains whose on screen adaptations ? on any other villain in any other comic book movie.
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THE JOKERScarecrow had some heat too that I can't recall at the moment.
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BANEWe shouldn't sleep on Liam Neeson either. Mr. Ghul was dropping some gems on Bruce all throughout Batman Begins.
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THE JOKERyoung_belvi wrote: »We shouldn't sleep on Liam Neeson either. Mr. Ghul was dropping some gems on Bruce all throughout Batman Begins.
Wtf Who finna get a shoutout next? Alfred? -
THE JOKERsoul rattler wrote: »young_belvi wrote: »We shouldn't sleep on Liam Neeson either. Mr. Ghul was dropping some gems on Bruce all throughout Batman Begins.
Wtf Who finna get a shoutout next? Alfred?
"What's the point of all those pushups if you can't eveen lift a bloddy log?"
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Of course!
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VADORBane came with the heat but I gotta go with Vader......he was the first Villian who the people LOVEDand really gave birth to this gift of gab ?
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Darkseid ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUgvEVj73s&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Only villain that could be more trill is thanos. -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S87lvHz1qoM
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