Art thee exasperated based on the fact that I am simply laying my style upon thee?
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EarlBarrettSmith
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Greetings fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen of the Valetudinarian Coterie,
It appears as there has been a gathering of males possessing large quantities of female traits who are not fond of my grandiloquence. Well, I shalt most certainly proceed with my aggrandizing and capturing of wenches whilst thee are anonymously engaging in polemics behind the safe premises of thy telegram.
Do not despise the racketeer, instead despise his sport.
Another issue that has been brought to my attention is that some mistake my profession as that of a slave-owner, that is not my type of business. As far as I can remember I have been a trader of illicit contraband and a procurer at second along with other types of activities which the law enforcement are not fond of since I profit largely from these dealings and enjoy the undressing of fine dames more often than they ever shall.
Below is Olde Earl's opinion regarding the lawgivers.
Fellow outlaws of the Valetudinarian Coterie, they may see thee voyaging and detest thee but remember to reach prosperity or pass away striving.
It appears as there has been a gathering of males possessing large quantities of female traits who are not fond of my grandiloquence. Well, I shalt most certainly proceed with my aggrandizing and capturing of wenches whilst thee are anonymously engaging in polemics behind the safe premises of thy telegram.
Do not despise the racketeer, instead despise his sport.
Another issue that has been brought to my attention is that some mistake my profession as that of a slave-owner, that is not my type of business. As far as I can remember I have been a trader of illicit contraband and a procurer at second along with other types of activities which the law enforcement are not fond of since I profit largely from these dealings and enjoy the undressing of fine dames more often than they ever shall.
Below is Olde Earl's opinion regarding the lawgivers.
Fellow outlaws of the Valetudinarian Coterie, they may see thee voyaging and detest thee but remember to reach prosperity or pass away striving.
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You talk like a ? .
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CynicalAndEbert wrote: »You talk like a ? .
Thine actions are reminiscent of that of a homosexual man.
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More ? talk. What are you trying to say????
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EarlBarrettSmith wrote: »Greetings fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen of the Valetudinarian Coterie,
It appears as there has been a gathering of males possessing large quantities of female traits who are not fond of my grandiloquence. Well, I shalt most certainly proceed with my aggrandizing and capturing of wenches whilst thee are anonymously engaging in polemics behind the safe premises of thy telegram.
Do not despise the racketeer, instead despise his sport.
Another issue that has been brought to my attention is that some mistake my profession as that of a slave-owner, that is not my type of business. As far as I can remember I have been a trader of illicit contraband and a procurer at second along with other types of activities which the law enforcement are not fond of since I profit largely from these dealings and enjoy the undressing of fine dames more often than they ever shall.
Below is Olde Earl's opinion regarding the lawgivers.
Fellow outlaws of the Valetudinarian Coterie, they may see thee voyaging and detest thee but remember to reach prosperity or pass away striving.
translation = These ? ain't ? in the ether thread compared to me. They are homos.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I sell drugs and i am a ? . -
Fellow sirs, thee may consume a massive genitalia.
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That's right, get mad and say even gayer ? .
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goat thread
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T/s is creative and funny as
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I read the posts in a england type voice -
Doesn't help the fact that ts is wearing his grandmother's wig
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Smh people really don't know who Joseph Ducreaux is?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap -
From one ? to another I salute thee t/s or however da fucc u say it in your language
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'Tis I, Sir Earl and fret not for thy ? shall accompany me.
Thou art larded, simple, poxbearers who spendeth thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within His realm. Forsooth, hast thy lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thrusteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet knoweth no boundaries! Worse yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits! Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in battle and tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; ’twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience. Beholdeth a relative portrait: ’tis my ? .
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Ole ? just straight stunted on all his haters.
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I'm mad this ? actually entertaining to y'all...But hey...Proceed...
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LOL @ 'disregard the constabulary'
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GOAT OP
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A1000MILES wrote: »I'm mad this ? actually entertaining to y'all...But hey...Proceed...
I offer my sincerest apologies but art thou quite furious?
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Dost thou protest...????!!!!
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@earlbarrettsmith is the dopest poster on this site and the one with the most class and pimpish style.
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A1000MILES wrote: »Dost thou protest...????!!!!
Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.
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EmperorRises wrote: »@earlbarrettsmith is the dopest poster on this site and the one with the most class and pimpish style.
Grammarcy, thou art most kind. From one procurer to hopefully another, flaunt indifference toward the law. -
EarlBarrettSmith wrote: »A1000MILES wrote: »Dost thou protest...????!!!!
Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist.
Pardon the backside of my garments, good sir...
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Otherwise, I shall be forced to strike upon thee with rage and firmly plant my bootstraps on thy wretched chin...
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A1000MILES wrote: »Otherwise, I shall be forced to strike upon thee with rage and firmly plant my bootstraps on thy wretched chin...
Approach me, brethren. Thou art no less than a false hoodlum who concealeth oneself behind a computerized telegram.
