Is CM Punk Planning on Retiring?
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DOPEdweebz
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He's always saying this.
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He did say it, they may lure him back with one of those lax schedules they give people now.
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Got a good joke you guys might like, its wrestling related don't worry.
Vince McMahon, John Cena and CM Punk all die and go to heaven. They were welcomed by ? himself sitting on his throne once they reached the pearly gates.
? asks John Cena what he's done to deserve entrance to paradise. He says "I became a role model for children all over the world and gave a lot of my time to charity." He gets let in.
? asks Vince what he did to deserve it, and he says "I created WWE…what more do I need to do?" He gets let in.
Lastly ? turns to Punk, but before he can say anything Punk says "you're sitting in my chair."
-Minion