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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

  • THOT PILGRIM
    THOT PILGRIM Members Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

    I'm postponing that until his birthday...that way I can get some quality butt plugs & ? .
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

    I'm postponing that until his birthday...that way I can get some quality butt plugs & ? .

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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

    I'm postponing that until his birthday...that way I can get some quality butt plugs & ? .


    Butt plugs???


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  • THOT PILGRIM
    THOT PILGRIM Members Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

    I'm postponing that until his birthday...that way I can get some quality butt plugs & ? .


    Butt plugs???


    Mase.gif

    I've been told they're good for prepping...
    I dunno, i'm a butt ? .
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    You must be thinking about something else.

    I was talking about something you posted a few weeks back asking for advice on preparing your backside for compromisation.

    I'm postponing that until his birthday...that way I can get some quality butt plugs & ? .


    Butt plugs???


    Mase.gif

    I've been told they're good for prepping...
    I dunno, i'm a butt ? .


    you need the real deal to get you ready. I would be willing to volunteer...
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Female pornstars wear butt plugs all day to prep them for ? scenes
  • Mr.Forte
    Mr.Forte Members Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Female pornstars wear butt plugs all day to prep them for ? scenes

    You actually did research on that ? , lol.
  • R.D.
    R.D. Members Posts: 20,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.
    Why are you ashamed of us

    Have you been faking it

    How can I be better ?
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr.Forte wrote: »
    Female pornstars wear butt plugs all day to prep them for ? scenes

    You actually did research on that ? , lol.
    It's actually common knowledge
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    Girl you do not need a ?

    Just get hella ? and some good ? lol
  • Mr.Forte
    Mr.Forte Members Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr.Forte wrote: »
    Female pornstars wear butt plugs all day to prep them for ? scenes

    You actually did research on that ? , lol.
    It's actually common knowledge

    Well I guess common sense isn't common because I could care less about some ? like that.
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Members Posts: 11,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Cocoa butter is your best friend if you doing ? . I put that ? on my ? and slide it in her ass like a knife through butter.
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Girl you do not need a ?

    Just get hella ? and some good ? lol

    Tried that, I screamed ? murder.

    I guess white girls bootyholes spread like mustard because mine is like .

    They make it look so easy in the pornos!

    uh, nawl. I accidentally invaded a white chick's ? ? deep back inna day. The scream she let out was not of this world and she couldn't walk right for two days or take a ? without pain for another few days.
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr.Forte wrote: »
    Mr.Forte wrote: »
    Female pornstars wear butt plugs all day to prep them for ? scenes

    You actually did research on that ? , lol.
    It's actually common knowledge

    Well I guess common sense isn't common because I could care less about some ? like that.

    Then why u talking bout it....keep it moving
  • Mr.Forte
    Mr.Forte Members Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Girl you do not need a ?

    Just get hella ? and some good ? lol

    Tried that, I screamed ? murder.

    I guess white girls bootyholes spread like mustard because mine is like .

    They make it look so easy in the pornos!

    You have the mouth of a pirate. True Story
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Girl you do not need a ?

    Just get hella ? and some good ? lol

    Tried that, I screamed ? murder.

    I guess white girls bootyholes spread like mustard because mine is like .

    They make it look so easy in the pornos!

    You re just having an 'closed door ' reflex and instinct.
    In order to beat it, you have to play with your ? with your fingers and some ? . You have to regain control of it by training to be released whenever you feel like. Other wise even an ? plug will not save you.

    also try it first with the spoon position. ? has capacity to increase the tightness of youe sphincter. In Spoon position, the lower body is more loose.

    And be surz that your man is in full ? cause it can hurt both of you while growing inside your ? .

    enjoy.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @byefelicia

    Ive forgoten. Use some POPERS. It has the ability to make the orifices loose.
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Members Posts: 11,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Was ? once.

    This big girl was bullshitting with me all night. She was one of the few girls at this party. Think i was 17 or so. My buddies kept telling me to ? her, the drunker i got the more i was like "Should i go ? her??". They would laugh and keep telling me to do it.

    Go back inside on the beer pong table, she ends up on my team. I notice she keeps grabbing on me and ? . Touching my arms and what not. Im at the point where i can hardly stand. Played beer pong like ? and we lost. I ended up drinking a bunch of cups for losing. Looked at her and asked her if she wanted to go upstairs.

    Take her to the bathroom and dropped my pants. She immediately starts blowing me. some time goes by and i nut. Im about to go leave the bathroom and shes all like "what about me?"

    Wasnt no way in hell i was going to eat this girl out. She wasnt worthy of that experience. I just kind of BS my way around it, but she drops her pants. I just finger her for a minute whilst sucking on her ? . Then i push her head down to ? again. She does, gets me hard. I stand her up and bend her over the the sink and ? her. ? was loud as ? like she wanted the whole house to know we were ? . Worst part of it was it was my second nut so this was lasting way longer than i wanted it to. Go through a couple positions and i finally bust.

    Walk downstairs and all my friends are cheesin like hell on the couches. Her friends are all like "finally! we're gonna take off lets go." so she leaves. I just go to an empty couch and curl into a ball and ignore my friends asking questions like "how was it?" "was it worth it??" then pass out.

    ? had a pretty face but i probably wouldnt do it sober. My friends still make fun about it to this day.

    Fat ? need love too Craig...
  • huey
    huey Members Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    skylar u get a goat for bumping madlib
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Was ? once.

    This big girl was bullshitting with me all night. She was one of the few girls at this party. Think i was 17 or so. My buddies kept telling me to ? her, the drunker i got the more i was like "Should i go ? her??". They would laugh and keep telling me to do it.

    Go back inside on the beer pong table, she ends up on my team. I notice she keeps grabbing on me and ? . Touching my arms and what not. Im at the point where i can hardly stand. Played beer pong like ? and we lost. I ended up drinking a bunch of cups for losing. Looked at her and asked her if she wanted to go upstairs.

    Take her to the bathroom and dropped my pants. She immediately starts blowing me. some time goes by and i nut. Im about to go leave the bathroom and shes all like "what about me?"

    Wasnt no way in hell i was going to eat this girl out. She wasnt worthy of that experience. I just kind of BS my way around it, but she drops her pants. I just finger her for a minute whilst sucking on her ? . Then i push her head down to ? again. She does, gets me hard. I stand her up and bend her over the the sink and ? her. ? was loud as ? like she wanted the whole house to know we were ? . Worst part of it was it was my second nut so this was lasting way longer than i wanted it to. Go through a couple positions and i finally bust.

    Walk downstairs and all my friends are cheesin like hell on the couches. Her friends are all like "finally! we're gonna take off lets go." so she leaves. I just go to an empty couch and curl into a ball and ignore my friends asking questions like "how was it?" "was it worth it??" then pass out.

    ? had a pretty face but i probably wouldnt do it sober. My friends still make fun about it to this day.

    Fat ? need love too Craig...

    I could have done better Dallas!
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Members Posts: 11,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Was ? once.

    This big girl was bullshitting with me all night. She was one of the few girls at this party. Think i was 17 or so. My buddies kept telling me to ? her, the drunker i got the more i was like "Should i go ? her??". They would laugh and keep telling me to do it.

    Go back inside on the beer pong table, she ends up on my team. I notice she keeps grabbing on me and ? . Touching my arms and what not. Im at the point where i can hardly stand. Played beer pong like ? and we lost. I ended up drinking a bunch of cups for losing. Looked at her and asked her if she wanted to go upstairs.

    Take her to the bathroom and dropped my pants. She immediately starts blowing me. some time goes by and i nut. Im about to go leave the bathroom and shes all like "what about me?"

    Wasnt no way in hell i was going to eat this girl out. She wasnt worthy of that experience. I just kind of BS my way around it, but she drops her pants. I just finger her for a minute whilst sucking on her ? . Then i push her head down to ? again. She does, gets me hard. I stand her up and bend her over the the sink and ? her. ? was loud as ? like she wanted the whole house to know we were ? . Worst part of it was it was my second nut so this was lasting way longer than i wanted it to. Go through a couple positions and i finally bust.

    Walk downstairs and all my friends are cheesin like hell on the couches. Her friends are all like "finally! we're gonna take off lets go." so she leaves. I just go to an empty couch and curl into a ball and ignore my friends asking questions like "how was it?" "was it worth it??" then pass out.

    ? had a pretty face but i probably wouldnt do it sober. My friends still make fun about it to this day.

    Fat ? need love too Craig...

    I could have done better Dallas!

    Bruh you were 17 lets be real 99% of us started out ? fat or ugly chicks brush. We all had to start somewhere. Its all about if you stay at where you started that matters.
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Was ? once.

    This big girl was bullshitting with me all night. She was one of the few girls at this party. Think i was 17 or so. My buddies kept telling me to ? her, the drunker i got the more i was like "Should i go ? her??". They would laugh and keep telling me to do it.

    Go back inside on the beer pong table, she ends up on my team. I notice she keeps grabbing on me and ? . Touching my arms and what not. Im at the point where i can hardly stand. Played beer pong like ? and we lost. I ended up drinking a bunch of cups for losing. Looked at her and asked her if she wanted to go upstairs.

    Take her to the bathroom and dropped my pants. She immediately starts blowing me. some time goes by and i nut. Im about to go leave the bathroom and shes all like "what about me?"

    Wasnt no way in hell i was going to eat this girl out. She wasnt worthy of that experience. I just kind of BS my way around it, but she drops her pants. I just finger her for a minute whilst sucking on her ? . Then i push her head down to ? again. She does, gets me hard. I stand her up and bend her over the the sink and ? her. ? was loud as ? like she wanted the whole house to know we were ? . Worst part of it was it was my second nut so this was lasting way longer than i wanted it to. Go through a couple positions and i finally bust.

    Walk downstairs and all my friends are cheesin like hell on the couches. Her friends are all like "finally! we're gonna take off lets go." so she leaves. I just go to an empty couch and curl into a ball and ignore my friends asking questions like "how was it?" "was it worth it??" then pass out.

    ? had a pretty face but i probably wouldnt do it sober. My friends still make fun about it to this day.

    Fat ? need love too Craig...

    I could have done better Dallas!

    Bruh you were 17 lets be real 99% of us started out ? fat or ugly chicks brush. We all had to start somewhere. Its all about if you stay at where you started that matters.

    Proud 1 percenter...