Battle Of The IC 2: The Bride Vs. GodGivBiz
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Battle of the IC 2
Welcome to Battle of the IC 2, a competitive showcase of lyrical talent with emcee battles for your enjoyment.
Featured here is a one-round text battle between @the_bride22 and @Godgivbiz
THE BRIDE
STRENGTH: Rhymes/Punchlines
CITY: Chicago , Southside
VS
GODGIVBIZ
STRENGTH: Losing At Life
CITY: Beantown by way of BK
Vote for the emcee who you felt won the battle and leave comments with your thoughts, including the reasoning for your vote. Votes from those who don't leave a comment will NOT be counted.
Welcome to Battle of the IC 2, a competitive showcase of lyrical talent with emcee battles for your enjoyment.
Featured here is a one-round text battle between @the_bride22 and @Godgivbiz
THE BRIDE
STRENGTH: Rhymes/Punchlines
CITY: Chicago , Southside
VS
GODGIVBIZ
STRENGTH: Losing At Life
CITY: Beantown by way of BK
Vote for the emcee who you felt won the battle and leave comments with your thoughts, including the reasoning for your vote. Votes from those who don't leave a comment will NOT be counted.
Comments
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GODGIVBIZTHE BRIDE
You write terms and conditions for service
I don't read.
I warned you bout coming at bride
You ain't heed.
U snuck out of the crib. You enjoying the house party?
Now I'm the Bride of Pops- let's get this ass whooping started...
Shout out The Powder Room, I found the ? imma ? on.
Treat him like a ? ,a lame a ? peon.
Your words are like weed seeds, you stinking up the joint.
I wonder if you know how to just get to the ? point.
You question why they love tha bride?
No pics, so no appeal?
Cause I'm wild like my hair, it's just
Natural to keep it real.
You'll never know how that feels,
? ? don't get a chance.
I'm on the next level, wait for a ticket to advance.
? Giv Biz- pssh...
Who approved this decision?
Your name makes me question everything about religion.
Tell you what. If you a ?
I'm becoming an atheist.
Better yet, if you a ?
I'm becoming a Satanist.
You know I'm a Great in this
So no-one is safe and it's
Getting soo easy for me to point out the fakes
And ' ? ,
It's not me, it's you' I know you've heard that before.
When he tryna get laid,
Godgivbiz to a ? .
Bride of the Hulk, I'll pound the ground and earthquake you.
Cry baby ? , I'll pick you up and I'll shake you.
Til you finally get that I ain't one to play with.
Here's the battle from beforeNow try to erase it.next time my name pops into your brain, just @ me. you'll need your whole artillery, you try to combat me.
I made this thread in donkey cause your rhymes have no reason. early ? , I couldn't wait till it was ? ? season.
nobody put me up to this,I did this ? on my own. and I'm from the chi, ? so you got it all wrong.
use some Listerine before you holler at me.breath stinkin cause you always have a mouth full of D.
a big pretty ? , when's the last time I ate? u heard the cries of @Paul hate while I was scraping my plate?
I used his bones as my toothpick, got rid of the beef. you softer than my ? , and you're as loud as a ? .
I bust shots muhfucka, u ain't hear me ? ? oh that's right,u never heard that type of sound from a woman.
stick to posting pics of ? you'll never get. the IC loves me, they know i'll ? for this ? . -
GODGIVBIZRIP BIZ
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GODGIVBIZhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=Ogc89EWkcCQ
There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra
You on par with ? ?
This ? raps backwards, that’s dogma
You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)
You smoke me?
You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port
You think ? want ya ? , when they really don’t, New York
You want to be a legend and die for this IC ?
But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,
I guess your IC life is just Too Short
Everything you talk about is a struggle to date
You worried about eating my struggle bars
When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight
? and eat some struggle ? cakes
Wait wait …
I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she
So that’s kind ?
It’s like you gettin beat by dre..
Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh
Then it probably be New Years again on this day
But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve
Cuz you’re definitely a mistake
The only time you’ll hear the bride ? (coming)
Is when her song gets played
I wouldn’t watch you play with ya ? for free
Even accidentally on time delay..
ya style has no fluctation
there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay
So the contrast between you and me should show
you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day
? I even added Gabi to my team u been food ?
I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
I could still show thabride that civil union
Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid
#bars
But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you
Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?
So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?
This is what happens when a fat ? has dead daddy issues
Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla
You a sloppy fat ? , Bridezilla
You act like I got a lot of filler
But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,
so every Knick will ? ya
You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)
Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?
Well since a conceited ?
Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons
Stay talking about how you about them hands
But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)
Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped
Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm
Fine maybe that was really All State
So you might be in tournament every year
But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns
But keep going with that song and dance
That ? will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg
I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm
Ya ? looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob
They call me GodGivbiz
I beat fat hoes in a single round
They silly clowns,
probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now
I wrote some amazing ? , shady ?
Play with Biz? I’mma haze this ?
Am I too nice? Damn you right
Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life
I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..
But I do know one thing tho Biz will ? go
Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe
maybe one day these IC ? will love you,
some of them like big trannies tho
but since you too heavy to fall in love,
Bride watch out for that brand new floor..
I hope you die from diabetes
I hope you lie again and said you beat me
I hope you crash and die from a heart attack
or you choke and die on a big mac
I hope you die from just being fat
? ya neck ya back ya ? and ya ?
Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,
and that’s a ? fact
I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed
I hope you rock those MC hammer pants
Cuz fat ? like you in America
Is a epidemic we can’t have
This ? been itching to battling me like she got ?
When she goes to the grocery store
it’s the only time that she got bagged
and her face aint the only place where she got bags
I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”
You a ? bleeding from that lily pad
You a Shy (Chi) ? , so for trying to be Rose
you gonna end up breaking really bad
So if my rhymes garner any waves,
just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)
I bet ya ? so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps
How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
and tells us we got punked
Its funny how you have no ass
but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped
You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you ?
My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from -
GODGIVBIZDon’t be mad TB
Just cuz biz flew (flu) you shots,
This time Imma actually vaccinate you
And since you’re tha bride or NOT
Make sure around ya neck
you actually tie that knot
So it eats you a lot that shows on the outside
Just a reflection of the inside of what’s eating you a lot
Plan A beat Dubs
Plan B beat GNs
You looking like a Plan C
I’m surprised you even breathing ?
Worry about ya bf b4 he get that PR treatment
ParellRhymes won’t be able to save you
You getting that lifetime ban fam, Pete Rose treatment
You talk about me posting pics of ? I’ve never met
? darkbutt, you stay flirting with virgins whos ? you’ll never get
I was ducking ya shots on the 4th down, like Ne-Yo
Those cosigners you got let be honest, they acting like a Cleo
You Rudy and ya man just hucks, the bull (Huxtable)
You relying on jokes cuz you comfort, bull (comfortable)
But Being a sumo wrestler is something you gotta deal with
But whatever this Bruse Wayne looking fat ? ? says
Won’t ever equal up to this Biz Being real ?
You INSINUATED I WAS ?
, even tho I got the best of you
Its ok cuz you have the sex life of a human vegetable
Imma beat the ? bars out of you
Imma beat the milkway, snickers, twix and hersheys out of you
Imma leave everything but a finger (butterfinger) left of you
Beat you so bad even ya eyes scream (ice cream)
Now this Clown ? (Klondike) can eat these cold bars too
You want to fight for the modship
And have us fight for our IC lives
You can have that
Cuz you cant trade that in for a family and child
You cant have that
So you figure Biz is annoying
But lets keep it electronic
Cuz physically you can’t destroy him
in real life Id be too good for ya overweight ass
And you would spend ya life trying to avoid biz
Ok then I see it in ya cadence
You have the same IQ as a cave man
Minus a slave man, k dance
That leaves you negative something
Probably got ? but couldn’t afford the operation
Probably as confused as OH SO RAVEN, im just sayin
Ok let me break you down in real life terms
If i caught you outside the house
What would you do?
You cant run..
Maybe with the exception of ya dicksucka
But you probably aint good at that either
Or maybe im wrong cuz ur a good eater
Obviously in real life
Fat people don’t got alot of friends
So tell me ? alpha male vs fat female
How you think this will end?
You’d either get beat the ? down
And nobody would help you
GNS you responsible for me killing ya e-wife
You worried about me deleting a battle,
One click,I could easily delete ya whole e-life
You talked about its time to air bullets cuz it must be ? ? season
? please, a fat ? ? like you shouldn’t even be breathing!
You gotta understand in battles there are weightclasses
And weight limits for a reason
So if this community had an actual weight limit
you wouldn’t be on THE REASON
the only reason they think you sick
is cuz on top of that OBESITY IS A DISEASE ?
See Eve came from Adams rib
That ? ran with that bone
? told her not to eat the apple
Then her and Adam did
So when you go against ?
You both got ya ? kicked
so in the end of this battle
It’s just gonna be a blast for miss (blasphemous)
You’re like Medusa the way your prey on these virgins blood
You use those sexless ?
Ironically to make up for
The lack of interaction you have
With men in the real world
Thats why ya the bride
Cuz you still searching for somebody
Who is desperate enough to ? with you
But thats the position you always gonna be through
Cuz a bride is the one
whos never good enough to be the wife, ain’t that you?
_BIZ
SIke.... I'm not done with you
Even Joseph sonned (@joseph_sun) you
He rolled up on you, breathed fire, then dragged on you
You wanna to be queen of the donkey,
but you queen of the drags aren’t you?
You tried to ? with Joe, but joe wouldn’t let you Bud, in (Budden)
I aint even going after your family pumpkin
But you’re gonna look like the b4 pic of Jennifer Hudson
Wasn’t you the fat ? Makavelli Joker was ? ?
the only ass this fat ? got is her egregious butt chin
You want to apply pressure
Losing weight is the only pressure about you
Looking like Precious,
that’s about the only thing Precious about you
talking about how desirable ya ? is
? aint nothing pleasurable about you
you look like the ? I take that are too big
to go down the toilet in my bathroom
You sloppy granny tiddied shaped like a pigeon
You about to get that Killa-Season-2-look-at-that-girl-Camron-spit-on
You got KRS1’s nose looking like Biggie with a wig on
your size is 32 22 34 and that’s only the big arm
This time I banned GNS -
THE BRIDEGood lord,I have to read all that ? ?
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GODGIVBIZDa Riddler wrote: »http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ogc89EWkcCQ
There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra
You on par with ? ?
This ? raps backwards, that’s dogma
You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)
You smoke me?
You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port
You think ? want ya ? , when they really don’t, New York
You want to be a legend and die for this IC ?
But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,
I guess your IC life is just Too Short
Everything you talk about is a struggle to date
You worried about eating my struggle bars
When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight
? and eat some struggle ? cakes
Wait wait …
I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she
So that’s kind ?
It’s like you gettin beat by dre..
Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh
Then it probably be New Years again on this day
But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve
Cuz you’re definitely a mistake
The only time you’ll hear the bride ? (coming)
Is when her song gets played
I wouldn’t watch you play with ya ? for free
Even accidentally on time delay..
ya style has no fluctation
there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay
So the contrast between you and me should show
you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day
? I even added Gabi to my team u been food ?
I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
I could still show thabride that civil union
Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid
#bars
But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you
Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?
So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?
This is what happens when a fat ? has dead daddy issues
Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla
You a sloppy fat ? , Bridezilla
You act like I got a lot of filler
But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,
so every Knick will ? ya
You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)
Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?
Well since a conceited ?
Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons
Stay talking about how you about them hands
But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)
Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped
Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm
Fine maybe that was really All State
So you might be in tournament every year
But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns
But keep going with that song and dance
That ? will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg
I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm
Ya ? looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob
They call me GodGivbiz
I beat fat hoes in a single round
They silly clowns,
probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now
I wrote some amazing ? , shady ?
Play with Biz? I’mma haze this ?
Am I too nice? Damn you right
Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life
I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..
But I do know one thing tho Biz will ? go
Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe
maybe one day these IC ? will love you,
some of them like big trannies tho
but since you too heavy to fall in love,
Bride watch out for that brand new floor..
I hope you die from diabetes
I hope you lie again and said you beat me
I hope you crash and die from a heart attack
or you choke and die on a big mac
I hope you die from just being fat
? ya neck ya back ya ? and ya ?
Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,
and that’s a ? fact
I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed
I hope you rock those MC hammer pants
Cuz fat ? like you in America
Is a epidemic we can’t have
This ? been itching to battling me like she got ?
When she goes to the grocery store
it’s the only time that she got bagged
and her face aint the only place where she got bags
I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”
You a ? bleeding from that lily pad
You a Shy (Chi) ? , so for trying to be Rose
you gonna end up breaking really bad
So if my rhymes garner any waves,
just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)
Like ya classmates during highschool lunches
I bet ya ? so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps
How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
and tells us we got punked
Its funny how you have no ass
but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped
You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you ?
My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from
was gonna vote Biz till I seen that Nate line....
that aint right....
ima sit this round out
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GODGIVBIZThis time I banned GNS
Told the ? to stop the violence
When you don’t listen to a kinds order
You get handled by the throat like a child is (Chalice)..
See what I did there?
King? Chalice?
You a fat ? , I’m surprised you never knew balance (New Balance)
don’t mean you’ll never see defeat It’s a fact you’re well rounded,
don’t mean you’ll never see the feet It’s the fat, you’re well rounded,
Ill tommy sotomayor this black ? ?
Til i dig her up in a ? plastic ditch
So deep you can see where the maggots live
#double downs
Someone explain how I went from battling two ?
To someone the same size of two ? ?
What this hoe vary in? Cans sir? I’ll show her where defeat is
I said
What this ovarian? Cancer? I’ll show her where the fetus
You talk about how nice ya ? is and how everybody wants a taste
I got rhymes so hard you would kick ya own mama in her face
Id ? you if I had was ? , bi, on drugs, or had a life to waste
Imma beat you so bad you think GNS was Ma$e
the way he gonna leave this Harlem
Like my cig (sig) I will smoke you,
and leave you dead in my hood, Trayvon martin
You want to lift off, but this Huge son (Houston) got a problem
Intelligence, intensity, investments, I kurt angles the easy way
My I’s (eyes) don’t leave much for an opening killer, they beadie, K (BDK)
You calling me a ? ? , now you got a brother backwards
That will leave ya head cracked like BG, k
TB with those rhymes makes me think you stealing
You not on my level, my pen’s a ceiling
Slow it down
TB, you’re not on my level, my penicillin
And judging by you being a female and yourself you’re not revealing
Must mean you look hurt which matches ya exact feelings
Bride crossed the same ? , that’s allows her just to get buried
I am not about getting caught up in the fodder (father), No Maury
When you a big girl
More than likely you’ll ? anything or be a man eater
And honestly that’s scary
Just cuz you ? your father and ya son,
? , tha bride that don’t make you Mary (married)
If this was a beauty pageant
Ya fat ass wouldn’t have the body for this
I aint akklaim to being a good sport, so don’t sweat the details
If I catch a big body, it’s cuz yall see well
No I said
If I catch a big body, its cuz yall see whale
No I said
if I catch a big body, cuz she’s a sea whale
the only reason virginerds give you co signs, goats, or ethers
cuz they think you female…
This ? will bark some ? ? like she beat biz
That makes her like the place broke people shop at
A TARGET FOR CHEAP ?
You mad cuz a guy never came up to you and actually wanted to
Eat beat raw and or ?
You just so fat that you had to settle for actually eating raw beat creamy pies
You think you the Lone Survivor,
should have killed me like afghani children
You let me live? Imma strike this match and add an extra O
Just to let you feel like you smoking Gooden (good then)
I guess its “Foolish Pride” for Tha Bride
To swirl as ? for the white devil then
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u09zXwlJvgM
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GODGIVBIZnow it makes perfect sense for you to hate a black ? , biz
A lot multi syllables biting Eminems style to death
That’s kinda funny to me cuz you’re actually so fat
you could actually die by biting M&M bites to death
The only time you get compared to Beyonce is for ya terrible breath
Aint I ? ya husband?
Wouldnt that make you tha widow?
You can jump at me with 22 co signers
But it remains a fact that you only throwing shots at me
from the safety of a Windows
My post counts high
Your post count low
But ya post counts respresents
LITERALLY every pound that you own
But if they ? with you they bi ass (bias)
You a ? that claims the queen of donkey
But is too broke to buy ass
? saying my times up
You like a jailhouse barber
When the only way you think you wining battles
Is having 22 ? co signing in the line up
When I jailed GNS
I barred his life away, miserably
Funny cuz following that battle I barred his life, literally
Too bad like a slave he need a white man to free him,
That’s bad PR, silly G
Now I got a heavyweight on my hands
That will probably drink a whole bar out physically
Since both you and GNS like the ?
You both chi chi men
Bulls, chi, since I tai chi (tied chi)
It makes sense you both share the same IP man?
Our beef is getting old man
Why would I feel threatened by 2014 version of Gary Coleman?
Always on the topic of ? ?
Kinda ironic when you never actually ? a ?
The fact is you an ugly fat ?
That uses sexuality as her crutch to fame
Ya ? can be found sleepwalkinginjapan, you lame.
Cuz if we saw how you really looked, we’d bolt, Usain
But back to bus and trains
You like chikan
That’s for people who like to get ? on a bus and train
Its like you obsessed with bus and trains
But you only about the size of a bus or train
But you expect ya brainless dickriders to ride you like a bus or train
You wanna them to slide their cards in you and go in and out you like a bus or train
But wouldn’t that make cents (sense) that you would have a farebox (fair box)
On that bus and train?
When you a backwards liar, everything you say will just de rail
So Imma stay on track and detect every lie that failed
(scheming)
Hit you with some p90, ex (p90X)..
ample to see if that WORKOUT
But if I go the chris benoit route
Id choke this ? by the bible with the bow flex
Everything you say is an exaggeration or a lie
But coming from a fat ? i should know everything would be a stretch
The only reason why I don’t ? with you
Cuz I don’t ? ? I cant bench press
Why the only thing on your fat ? minds is to eat some ? ?
You always mad at the skinny girls like " um eat sumn ? "
Heres some advice for you, "eat a ? "
You look like youre about the size of an ugly WNBA team of six
You look like that ugly starter off the original Houston Comets with the big lips
And ya rhyming style was popular, in 2006
Waste of gas and big as for no reason
You basically just a Hummer ?
Why would king die nasty (Dynasty)
I’m never DUCKing ?
If you know what I’m about to say to you
Then I already know who ? snitched
What I do on these boards, don’t worry mind ya biz
its funny you use such small words for a big ?
Ya ? like a George Zimmerman reality show,
aint nobody in their right mind touching it
If there’s an elephant in the room,
only T.SANDFORD ? will be ? it
I don’t need SixSkinsto tell me how much ya ? stanks
I’ll chop this brides head off
like her future non existent wedding cake
Someone feed this Shy (Chi) ? , some thai bow (tae boe)
cuz she on the backstreets sucking off BILLY’s Blanks
I don’t miss kay be (MZKB), I don’t ask a ? I don’t play with VIBE
You catfish relationship as ? as south beach MIAMIVICE305
Imma SOUTHPAW ya left eye,
and with ya drive you gonna die
That battle was promo, even joe knows (JONOS)
Anyone who vouched for you is like SNEAK DISS, a ?
No KliCHE, If tha bride of chucky reads this scope
Then she knows for her it ends in “horro”
Word is bond that you die today, and not tommorow
You think I’m a DIRTYSANCHEZ cuz I deleted ?
Fat ? ? tried to set up a battle in Donkey that wasn’t meaning ?
That double edge sword goes both ways on some lemzola ?
Those simps pathetic
I’m not sympathetic
They gonna need Ls (needles),
But not the synthetic
what youw as trying to do I saw was very pathetic
Now ? gonna make sure for ya sins,
You will pray on and be very apologetic
This i the gift and the curse
when your face aint photogenic
You try to take advantage of so many people hating my guts
What you did was underestimate was the actual amount of people
who never once caught feelings and DON’T GIVE A ?
So you gonna hate what I tactically got written up
I love rich ? ? so I love beauty and @fy_hunnitmz
Fat ? on the IC was never a good @lookdude, not even for biz
I’m the @coonkillathird @Thirdeyefive you taking ? you must be smoking that @ohlala1
If we on the boat you better not plank imam make the @theboyro (the boy row)
Always had @buttuh_b but since I’m @theEyeronic1 I don’t owe dogs (ODogg)
so I’ll never be @_menace_ to society (Menace 2 Society)
You probably right now telling yourself something like you owe, ? (Oh ? )
I’m old school when I battle names like @grandmastersour
I’m @dalyricalbandit I’ve always had @riddlerap
So you automatically think @king_illuminati, like a higher power
I’ve been rocking @thatdamnjay since I was 9 out in these Boston streets @allday1992
Even if I had to walk @A1000miles, I always buy two
I had them @uptownconnexx and even flipped them so I easy bank them
Even had my old school pants on call them my @peezy_jenkins
Had mad hoes online b4 the IC with that @killacham (killer cam)
Ass n Tiddies so big you thought they were from @dbrazil412
My lines are like good couples call it @danielleandramel
You only got four good bars, face it, like handling a cell
I hit you with martial arts called @lemmy_mantis, act like you know a ? well
My enemies right now lined up so these bars they @sion (sighing), homie
Treat my enemies like @allergens but always stay close to my @Broddie
I got that the @peagle05, (p eagle owe 5) @sobek (so back down) b4 you suffer that @trillfate
b4 you die with @BoDilly (? ) fluids and become a @zombie or get ate
You know how the saying goes
? only real when you @ ? , so don’t hate
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GODGIVBIZTalking bout you break who in half? ?
The Only ?
who would touch you in real life is Alf ?
This ? body is like Lou Pescis face, I tell her
Cuz it don’t wanna see Daylight (Daylyt) again , EVER
And if someone does take a snapshot of ya ?
It looks uglier than a Bill Cosby sweater
And if it feels like you entered this battle and you were beaten already
Cuz being ya size I musta cursed and ethered you already
And if you think with her jokes that she actually smashed biz
Go to the donkey ether thread where all her material got rehashed, shiet
That’s practically self-defense class for a size 22 fat ?
like Star Jones who wifed a ? ?
so it looks like you and gns both gotta sleep in that coffin,
a California king size ? mattress
He goes hard for you cuz he’s cheating when he sees Alice
No, he goes hard for you cuz’s he cheating when he Cialis
Seems like ya V cant get a ? hard even when you try to Minaj it (ménage it)
But that will explain when you try to battle me
I treat you like a nobody that I met in the back of an alley
After I catch this fat body like a Dexter finale
I got banana clips cuz that’s what this chimp needs
You’re like an e-Santa Clause
The way this fat ? be sliding down every ? chimney
? don’t bug me
All ya clothes look like Snuggies
? don’t like fat or ugly
Look at my name, you gotta trust me
The only time you gonna see your cookie get ate
is when your buying it from the grocery store stand
You like a rich chinese family
The way I keep superkicking ya four chins (fortunes)
You want to spar with Mayweather with Mike Tysons hands?
That’s gonna leave this hungry hippo with a poor chin (portion)
Ya ? like sidekicks or fools wealth, just to touch it
I spend my whole day flipping it, like a poor man
Don’t care what that ? hoe says
With no ass you look like a Mrs. Potatoe head
How yall holla at a supposed female with no pic?
That’s like a ? on the Jerry Springer show
“O ? her in the ass, I thought it had no ? ?”
The thought of you actually being a man just makes me so sick
But I realize thats those virgins problem
So when they find out 9 times out of 10 they got their ass catfished
Two words you won’t hear in real life, “you got ? ? ”
Two words you will heard after this battle, “you got ? ? ”
When it comes to a nut only online will ya fat ass gets AID ?
Ya gun talk and acting like you from da hood I wouldn’t even buy that for an ounce
The biggest gangsta right now from ya hood is Lil Mouse
Knee collector even came to ya hood, now even D Rose got no bounce
This may be uncomfortable put I’mma put you in this position (disposition)
You the result of ya ? decisions
It’s a direct reflection as the pig you living
How you run around here with that attitude
Like in that battle Biz aint wicked
You was rambling a running around everywhere
You look like Precious when she stole that chicken
If if the king takes his talent to the south, ? (South Beach)
Don’t be offended when he dont say “Oh Hi ? ” (Ohio)
You just mad cuz I stated you from “Idaho” (I the hoe)
Doesn’t matter if You Giv Biz (you give Biz) the ‘first”t battle
As long as Biz win this last one by KO
I told you in this batlle I’ll own ya
Ya mom was a sperm whale,
and ya daddy was just a sperm donor
Everytime you talk about ya ? I wanna ?
You look like you too big to flush down the toilet
? bad, ? look like an omelet
If your ? was that good, you’d be tha_wife22, lets be honest
Real rap, and thats something you have to acknowledge
So finally tha bride finally gets to see her honey moon
too bad everything you yet to find yasself a groom
maybe if you wasn’t so damn fat
youd finally ? jump the broom
But all those future babies you having
Gonna die eventually when they exit wounds
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/6012045#Comment_6012045
Just cuz you firing hot air don’t make you a parachuters (pairofshooters)
But you do look like a hot air balloon floating above the Bermuda
You mad cuz ya ? looks like a rough combination of Rick Ross and a barricuda
Id still stomp and move this ? out the way more fast and furious than Luda
Ya ass must be Haitian
Cuz an earthquake begins
everytime you do a twerk video and shaking
I mean ? you musta been conceived in a dumpster cuz you was born trash
you giving that ? away for free, that’s a stolen porn pass
Ya ? was never good in the first place, its like a torn pass
Your performance wasn’t very diplomatic, that’s old Rell
I meant oral, like BJ’s, this ? sells (wholesales)
Your lines I caught while fishing, all ya holes smell
Tonight marry Jane, you catching two cool Ls,
Mary Jane, Ll Cool J? That’s a GOAT sell
Being an e-? you should be used to pillow talk
You act like you got the smith in ya hand
When all you whip is ya hair
All you got is willow’s bark
Ignoring your musta had you in ya feelings like I don’t wanna date her
First time I couldn’t be accused of being an actual chubby chaser
GNS is like “this ? is in tims and I date her”
Just cuz she’s a fat ?
Don’t make her an intimidator
You reveal you a big girl
Now I use that to incriminator
Everything you think you had the heart to lie about
I will de-fib, bri, later (defibrillator)
One is walking dead, the other is a walking refrigerator
It makes sense you both out of touch Cuz In yall relationship
So setting up battles in donkey aka ass,
just makes you a Master Baiter (masturbator)
? her damn hands… and her man, you lame
Id knock both of them broads down easy, jango game
Then take both their hands and hang them on a django chain
I’m battling you with etherous line after etherous line like only biz can
You wish ? would run a train on ya ?
Like the mods banning @MillzMcCaine
You as hard as old man with no ? and no ?
The fact you couldn’t even perform in this battle
Just like ya sex life only makes you more ?
She’s obsessed with gore in her profile
Cuz she’s only used to dead ?
I literally have ten times the amount of posts as you
But you got literally ten times the weight of me
Too bad you won’t be able to squash me in this battle
Like you’re fat ass supposed to do
Looks like you’re gonna die laughing
Cuz I got better jokes than you.
This ? hoping this Biz will belly up
Just cuz your ? always has to
When you make moves its not a fair shake
so I realize you’re just unnatural disaster
You’re such a big man
Id could never call you a bastard
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GODGIVBIZIf we ever tied in this battle it would make perfect sense
cuz Biz wear suits, and you were born with ya fat suit
Biz got 99 problems but thabride aint one, ?
You should have taken everything back with that ? , ?
We all know da dame (Notre Dame), just a fat black ?
You still couldnt weave my punches
Imma take brides soul (sole) for not running enough or doing crunches
I should have left you alone
Like ya classmates during highschool lunches
Liz Taylor was a Bride 16 times
Liza Minelli was a Bride 4 times
Miss Elizabeth was a bride to Macho man and Luger
so that’s 2 times
In total that’s 22, times
All them ? dead or close to dead, don’t you realize?
So what you think gonna happen to you?
You gonna die thirsty looking for a king too!
Im aiming for ya head and shoulders no shampoo
From ya head to ya shoulders, you look just like Shamu
I will physically ? you after this battle if I find out
That you ate all the damn food
People dont want to be leaders cuz they cant take the abuse
Its easier to follow the crowd
then be crucified like Jesus or Pac in Juice
But when I call you fat and a ?
That’s the ? truth
its funny when you don’t have a picture
With words I can still paint a picture of you
? ya Subway wraps if that’s why they lover her
You so fat you couldn’t even mac Donald (McDonald) Glover
Talk greasy like Kentucky fried chicken
And you will get knocked down like Dominoes, in ya kitchen
I wouldn’t Fajita your Taco Bell ? , no dicking
Arby (or be)caught in your Pizza (piece of) Hut
You got a face as lame as Dunkin (Duncan) that’s why you Donut (don’t nut)
You talking about murder things and burger, king?
That ? don’t even make sense
This cow so fat she should be renamed the Dairy Queen
But get off ya Papa Johns, cuz you aint getting Jack in the Box
If I saw you in my bed Id either shoot you like I was going hunting or I hop (I’d hop)
You from Chicago so you used to bull rap
You’re the exact problem with hip hop n hipsters
Who aint from chicago but rock plenty of bulls caps
Cuz you draining the blood out of hip hop with all that bull ?
So my rhymes are like a metaphor restraining you with the bull strap
I’ll bring you back to the essence of hip hop cuz this burial is boom clap
Too bad this scheme was so drawn out u spend the whole time eating that Sonic food ?
#Yokozuna
You act like I was Scar (scared)
No you just cant make me mufasa (move faster) I do my own thing,
Those were ya hyenas,
But Im wont be played as the Lion King (lying king)
You even seen she male porn? Me either
But the way 22 ? n ?
Were ? riding this faceless ?
I was gonna def gonna delete her
But just cuz we cant see ya face or gods beaker,
Dont mean ya words arent being profited (propheted) a false ? neither
So you beating me is a false picture painted by ya believers.
So during this idle (idol) time ive been writing this biblical new testament that will bring the fire hell and brimstone to ya ikea
Its ironic how you gomna get sonned by ? , but imma also give you that ether
Biz didnt like this transaction
So I closed the register
SLOW IT DOWN!
Biz didnt like this trans acting
So I closed what registered
In this battle you wont see biz pout
Cuz this time you’ll have to pay
cuz this counts (discounts)
#Mark Henry
Take a ? in a towel rub ya face wit it
Trust me nobody would notice the difference
I see whats going on here, thats instinct
Dont you think ? ?
Youll die for this internet ?
Youll die like a marytr
But the way you talk to men
Tells me you aint have a father
So you wouldntrecognize at first hand
The power of a man
I wish you was my daughter
Cuz Id recognize you was a waste of my sperm
And pulled you out and landed on them round brown tiddies on ya mama
You talk like a man
Get beat like one
You a fat ? ?
So I expect you to talk
like a greasy one
What you know about choking a ? out just using your ?
Or ? a ? til she loving it
Ya thats right you wouldn’t know cuz you wasn’t born with a ?
Unless you a ? or something, but how would we know?
This ? still got no pics
You say biz where is yours?
It doesn’t matter, I’m a guy you stupid ?
You see I can by a firefighter you can be a nurse
I can be a police officer you can be a nurse
I can be a businessman, you can be a nurse
You can diss me all you want,
but you’ll always need me for that ring and purse
Cuz you a ? , and no matter what you say
Reality is, in life you ? ? always have it worse
Like this a bad match up, tha bride shoulda got married first so she could get that alimony
Now since you didn’t handle ya biz right, you gotat deal with ? now, holy matrimony
Since you a ? , there might be some Ginuwine (genuine) in you
No wonder you could beat a dead horse and think you can ride that pony
Those lame ass ? gassed you up
I cant pass words (Passwurdz) now so you end up dying by that Hollow Cost (holocuast)
Id say “we have all night!”
But any ? not Lux either tied, had a mediocre performance, or lost
Instead of being worried about who im dissing
Do what ? blessed you with
And be a good ? maid n stay the ? in the kitchen
And try not to eat all the juicy watermelons and fried chicken
You ? ? ..
You a bird man you shoulda been thrown in the bushes
And since youre Thursday/thirstay ? being fountain (found a ten) you gonna be taken out just cuz you was born garbage
You the black version of Roseanne Barr
I dont een wanna know what this ? wants to do for a Klondike bar
? those "Toms" that want to see you naked
You will always be known as the fat black ? from Parks n Recreation
You a fat black ? with no ass wow
You let Monique aka Mrs Parker down
You wanted this first
But instead I took that same gun you pointed at me n now you got murked
Go give your pants back to gns
And tell gns to give you back your skirt
Cuz being a fat ? is exactly whats buried inside you and that actually hurts
Dont think you can ever go against ? , biz, king or a man
When you dont even got the strength to give birth -
THE BRIDEher ? was short but to the point, I like when mc's keep it basic but still make you feel the bar . GGB I read his ? too I liked but damn cuh .....that is a lot of ? to read
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GODGIVBIZ
If you don’t like the effects of what sugaring ?
Then just go equal
I’m not gonna battle you again
Cuz its obvious you cant see quill (sequel)
So dont talk about ya sloppy burger and how every man loves it
Cuz those the same ?
I aint Empress (impress) with who they “Covet’
They probably wanna eat Kats fish
And probably in the box of every grumpy/evil fuckbitch
At least you know them broads can play with ?
Cuz they all can produce some pics
You spend ya days in donkey making stupid wack jokes
So its actually all you’re fault that you’ve become one big fat joke
You act like you so busy working all the time
From what I see you still going for broke
You aint a skinny well off white woman
So I’ll never believe MURDER is what SHE WROTE
You mad cuz I took my time and used preparation
You rushed, Dr Seuss rhymes don’t take any type of Dedication
You aint real pay attention
All ya bars is like reading a bad comedy convention
Every line is like ya sex life
A forced connection
? paying bills any mention
Every day you rely on weave extensions (waive extensions)
I hope this ? teaches you a lesson
And battling ? feels like a blessing
Cuz this felt like watching Comedy Central
During its Roasting Session
So stop ? about every fat joke I somehow fit in
Cuz you just jealous that my jokes did something you didn’t
You suppose to be tha bride
But behind jokes you run and hide
Cuz thats a self defense mechanism
From all the hurt you suffer from inside
But thats ya fault you stupid ?
Ironic how lying (LION) opened up something you denied
Not eating the one thing you refused
And thats ya mother ? PRIDE
So you can take that wedding dress
Filled with ya blood and tears from when you cried
And trade it in for that black dress
Cuz in this battle you already died
- ? ? BIZ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_cSsVgQpF4 -
GODGIVBIZ
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THE BRIDEMan wtf is wrong with this ? .
All u ? punk ? that he pm'd in my battle getting y'all to vote for him this y'all fault.
I hope y'all die and Satan makes y'all gotta read ALL this ? rhymes in hell.
Bride all day, cause she the realest ? in this battle -
THE BRIDEThe only one I'm reading is right up to the first sign off.
I did my battle without weeks of research.wrote it this morning.
This isn't a freestyle, it's a dissertation.
? yo wall of text, my dude.
Terms and conditions of service. Just like I said. -
GODGIVBIZGood battle.
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GODGIVBIZ"I bust shots muhfucka, u ain't hear me ? ? oh that's right,u never heard that type of sound from a woman."
mmmmmmmmmmm
TALK TO EM -
GODGIVBIZi guess we know who had the most bars lol
Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho -
GODGIVBIZDa Riddler wrote: »i guess we know who had the most bars lol
Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho
yea @GodGivBiz making me read on my break & ? smh
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GODGIVBIZ
You calling me a ? ? , now you got a brother backwards
That will leave ya head cracked like BG, K
Didnt even realize what I intended there. I'm off this. -
GODGIVBIZ? I even added Gabi to my team u been food ?
I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
I could still show thabride that civil union
Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid
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I'll read this in the morning
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GODGIVBIZ"you got ? ? " is four words not two. Biz is an idiot.
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THE BRIDE? . ............
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GODGIVBIZLiz Taylor was a Bride 16 times
Liza Minelli was a Bride 4 times
Miss Elizabeth was a bride to Macho man and Luger
so that’s 2 times
In total that’s 22, times
All them ? dead or close to dead, don’t you re-a-LIZe?
So what you think gonna happen to you?
You gonna die thirsty looking for a KING too!
Ironic how lying (LION) opened up something you denied
Not eating the one thing you refused
And thats ya mother ? PRIDE
I'm not even gonna quote all the ? i opened with or all the schemes... just ? i didnt realize i was doing, or the prebuttals.
I bet ya ? so hairy if you shaved it it get razor bumps
How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
and tells us we got PUNKD