You ever have a woat first date?
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Shid u won.Now that i think about it my other woat date also ended in her payin.
She was 41, i was 25. She was just too corporate. Think Robin Givens in Boomerang. I wasn't ready...The whole date turned into her tellin me about networking and her lil power circles. Everytime i tried to curve it back to me possibly fukin, this bytch just laughed on some 'aww, thats cute' lol She kept it real, said i was too young.
The bill came it had to be $200+ (she picked some fancy ? ). I pull out my card she did me like you do a chick: while talkin on the phone she just shook her head, put up 1 finger, and mouthed 'nah, i got this'. I felt like a lil hoe, but i liked it doe nh. Actually this wasnt woat after all nvm
When they talk all the corporate big business talk I let em swipe that card since they got it
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Now that i think about it my other woat date also ended in her payin.
She was 41, i was 25. She was just too corporate. Think Robin Givens in Boomerang. I wasn't ready...The whole date turned into her tellin me about networking and her lil power circles. Everytime i tried to curve it back to me possibly fukin, this bytch just laughed on some 'aww, thats cute' lol She kept it real, said i was too young.
The bill came it had to be $200+ (she picked some fancy ? ). I pull out my card she did me like you do a chick: while talkin on the phone she just shook her head, put up 1 finger, and mouthed 'nah, i got this'. I felt like a lil hoe, but i liked it doe nh. Actually this wasnt woat after all nvm
Keeping manhood >>>>>> free meal.
She let you know you aint ? but company.
Nothing you could really do tho.
I almost had a situation like that with the corporate accounts manager at this club I was working at. First woman to ever make me feel like I might not be able to deliver the D. Like i wouldnt live up to the hype. She wanted it bad. But I wasnt ready... -
Now that i think about it my other woat date also ended in her payin.
She was 41, i was 25. She was just too corporate. Think Robin Givens in Boomerang. I wasn't ready...The whole date turned into her tellin me about networking and her lil power circles. Everytime i tried to curve it back to me possibly fukin, this bytch just laughed on some 'aww, thats cute' lol She kept it real, said i was too young.
The bill came it had to be $200+ (she picked some fancy ? ). I pull out my card she did me like you do a chick: while talkin on the phone she just shook her head, put up 1 finger, and mouthed 'nah, i got this'. I felt like a lil hoe, but i liked it doe nh. Actually this wasnt woat after all nvm
Keeping manhood >>>>>> free meal.
She let you know you aint ? but company. Nothing you could really do tho.
I almost had a situation like that with the corporate accounts manager at this club I was working at. First woman to ever make me feel like I might not be able to deliver the D. Like i wouldnt live up to the hype. She wanted it bad. But I wasnt ready...
*wipes tear away* Yea i was some expensive company that night Lol -
Now that i think about it my other woat date also ended in her payin.
She was 41, i was 25. She was just too corporate. Think Robin Givens in Boomerang. I wasn't ready...The whole date turned into her tellin me about networking and her lil power circles. Everytime i tried to curve it back to me possibly fukin, this bytch just laughed on some 'aww, thats cute' lol She kept it real, said i was too young.
The bill came it had to be $200+ (she picked some fancy ? ). I pull out my card she did me like you do a chick: while talkin on the phone she just shook her head, put up 1 finger, and mouthed 'nah, i got this'. I felt like a lil hoe, but i liked it doe nh. Actually this wasnt woat after all nvm
I dunno man. Pride would've felt some kinda way. She wanted to feel superior, that's why she took a young ? out.
200 bucks tho? Yeah Let her pay. Lol
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My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
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Ok after thinking about it, there was one date. Took the "Break Glass In Case Of Emergency" chick out to shoot pool.
We've never gone out on any dates. Just late night creep. One night she was mad about not going out, and wondered why. My dumbazzz wanted to keep the peace bcuz I wanted to keep smashing as long as I could. So I agreed to take her out. Tried to think of places where I would spend the least amount of money possible, and least popular spot. I chose going to shoot pool.
@ plopped right there on pool table. Smh. What made it worse, she had to adjust her shot bcuz her stomach got in the way. Smh and ask myself what the hell was I doing. After that, it was time to go.
Went to pick her son up from the sitter, then dropped her azzz home. Asked if I was coming back after her son goes to bed. Said "I'll see". Then drove off. That was the 1st and last time I took azzz her out. Back to late night creep status.
So Recap...
- L for taking late night creep out
- L for spending money
- L for being out wit her and lookin @ her stomach just chillin on the pool table
- L for my dumbazzz for even mucking wit a rathetazzz broad like that.
- L...hell I don't even know what this last L is for. Just an L for the whole night.
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My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
BF meant beant best friend but I understand you young ? minds are programmed to faggotry. It's cool no beef may ? bless your soul.
Bf meams boyfriend in all cases b -
My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
BF meant beant best friend but I understand you young ? minds are programmed to faggotry. It's cool no beef may ? bless your soul.
Were not all 807 years old ? . Get it together. -
My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
BF meant beant best friend but I understand you young ? minds are programmed to faggotry. It's cool no beef may ? bless your soul.
Relax bruh. I really thought your ? ass meant you had a boyfriend on some disgusting wild mango ? . No disrespect though. -
My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
BF meant beant best friend but I understand you young ? minds are programmed to faggotry. It's cool no beef may ? bless your soul.
Nah ngga. I know you king of the 'yall young nggas dont know nathan' but bf = boyfriend. Dont try to spin that into some old ngga teaching point...
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I COME IN TOWN TO ATLANTA TO VISIT AND I HIT MY HOMEBOY UP...
HE SAY HE GOING OUT WITH A CHICK TO THE DRIVE IN MOVIES AND ASKED DID I WANNA SEE IF SHE HAD A FRIEND...
I WAS LIKE COOL...
THEY PULL UP AND ME AND MY BOY WAS AT HIS HOUSE WAITING IN MY CAR...ITS DARK OUT
THE CHICK GETS IN MY CAR AND I ONLY SEE HER FACE.. SHE'S CUTE.. SO I WAS COOL...
MY HOMEBOY GET IN HIS GIRLS CAR AND WE GO TO WENDYS TO GET FOOD FOR THE DRIVE IN MOVIE..
SO IM TALKIN TO THE CHICK AND SHE SAYS, " WOULD YOU DATE A PREGNANT CHICK"... I WAS LIKE , UMMM I DONT KNOW... ( I SHOULDA KNEW THEN BUT I AINT PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER)
THIS CHICK GETS OUT THE CAR AND SHE LIKE 5 MONTHS PREGNANT.. I WAS LIKE WTF... MANNNN WE GOT TO THAT DRIVE IN MOVIES AND I JUST WENT TO SLEEP....
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Every first date is WOAT
almost always just talk about shallow ? the whole time -
My home girl said she had a friend she wanted me to hook up with said we would be a good match. She showed me some pics of her from like a year ago and I was like yeah she good I was like damn my nominees just put me on. We talking on the phone chatting it up ? was all good. I was coming to her city and luckily one of my best friends lived in the city as well. I hit the city call her tell her I'll be there finally get to her apt knock on the door expecting to see the dime I saw in the pics. This ? comes to the door looking like death and regret. My first comment is Denise here? She said it's me sily.......Denise! I wanted to ? myself this ? was about 120lbs bigger than the broad in the pic I was like what in the ? happen.
My ? being Mr Niceguy stayed the entire time all the while being disgusted with myself. When I left I called my home girl up and called her all types of ? and ? ? . She was apologizing and laughing the whole ? time I wanted to kick her in the teeth. My bf clowned my ass the whole day smh.
Your boyfriend clowned you? Wild mango status.
BF meant beant best friend but I understand you young ? minds are programmed to faggotry. It's cool no beef may ? bless your soul.
The ? is a beant best friend? Sound like some more wild mango ? . -
My mom set me up with this guy that worked at blockbuster and did taxes.
He spoke in third person the whole date.
Not just to me but the waiter at the restaurant as well. Had the waiter looking around like dude was ordering for someone else.
'And for you sir?'
'Rob already ordered. You didn't hear him?'
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
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My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
You lost for covering a $180 bill as a wingman period. -
My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
Your Profile pic is how i'm Looking Reading this Story Cuhh . -
My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
You lost for covering a $180 bill as a wingman period.
He probably shouldve ejected. Sometimes as a wingman, you cant be Maverick all the time. lol.
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Reading these stories brought back some ? i laugh at til this day.....let me paint the picture
So me and my peoples went to a dance at my cuzzin school...they kno everybody so its packed and ? just chillin.So I see this fine ass chick sittin at the top of the bleachers(dance as in the gym)so i go up there cuz she by herself and im like imma get this 1 on 1 action.Endd up talkin the whole night...got the number...and like in the old days it was about how many numbers u got at the end of the night.Remember its dark in that ?
So we get outsode and they askin me how many numbers....im like "I got 1"...they laghin n ? but im like ? she wanna meet up tomorrow.....
My lil cuz like whats her name...her name was "STAR"......my cuzzin game a look on his face like ? u ? up...but was like ok kool
Next mornin 8am...she call like u still down...im hearin this l;ike yeah imma come pic u up...she like nah imma pic u up....im hype like yeah she callin this early im ? 2day
12 noon hit and she calls and say she outside......i go outside and she wit her momma...in this big long ass boat with the wheel that attached to the back of the trunk already
Man im like wtf hop in the backseat as we pull off.......i still didnt notice her face so she turns around and was like "wuzzup"....when i saw her face the image of my cuzzins reaction camer full circle..but this aint the end
We get to her house,momz goes in her room...im like she still fine so imma try and bash this hoe in her room and neva see her again...we go in her room and i found out she run track...and basically the whole time was talkin about track...so im like lets just go outside...we go and this ? is literally beggin me to race her....for like 5 mins...so i say ? it and run half speed whie this ? zoomin up the block
We get back and im like man i gotta get back home...so while we waitin on her momz she askin me why im leavin and i just come up wit a story like..Im moving to NY next week gotta go get ready"..and she fell for it.The whole ride home she was sayin she was gone miss me n ? ...i got out the car and dipped.Funny thing is 3 months later im at a high school game at the Superdome and her and her momz see me like....."i thought u was in ny"...i just laughed and was like man i dont kno who tl u that ? ..neva seen again
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My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
I hope you know they probably planned that, and laughed at y'all as they were power walking back to the dorm. -
lazypakman wrote: »
LOL he didn't participate in the class, just turned up at it
well I hope that experience taught you a lesson about Nigerian men.
seem to come ? with that stalker gene. -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »My boy had this chick that went to Howard. It was around homecoming time. He wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant in downtown DC around then but her sister was in town for homecoming so he need a wingman. Enter me. This was essentially a blind double date. I figure eff it..."I ain't too broke to pay for a stranger and Im not doing anything, so I'll go for the fun of it."
Long story short, the sister wasnt as fine as the GF (damn well coulda been adopted), average conversation no matter how many different ways I tried to get her talking, and the food I covered for both of us came to over $180 (ate dinner then went to another place for dessert).
This all wouldve been perfectly fine if when we dropped them off they didnt waste a second POWER WALKING the ? back into their dorm without as much as a thank you. WOAT.
I hope you know they probably planned that, and laughed at y'all as they were power walking back to the dorm.
WORST *Drake voice*
I honestly didn't going in expecting anything. But cotdayum. A thank you would've been nice.
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You lost for covering a $180 bill as a wingman period.
Never again gawd. Not even for the fun of it. A ? couldn't even get some decent conversation for $180. smh
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I went out on a date with this guy I met at the gym
He was from Nigeria & had a lovely accent
Date went well but afterwards he would just turn up places I had mentioned,
Like I told him I did my grocery shopping on a saturday morning, he turned up
I would bump into him when I did my morning run (that's at 5am, no way a coincidence)
At a later date (after not talking to him) he even turned up at the Zumba class I teach at the gym... -_-
Woeful
Them Africans be coming on HELLA Strong .
? want a ? to move in w/ em after 2 dates & ? . lol
