Bonzi Wells Releases Independent Report On “Jail Blazers” Locker Room Culture
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TRILLip Brooks wrote: »http://elitedaily.com/sports/where-the-hell-are-the-portland-jail-blazers/
So much fuckery
Them Mets teams in the 80s might be the kings of fuckery
Derek Anderson: The swingman was once “spotted in 2005… going through a drive-through window at McDonald’s while his team was playing a game at the Rose Garden.”
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It's like a pro version of Animal House.
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Remember they had the kobe stopper
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Shawn Kemp felt concerned for his safety and all the kids that he knew of... Rofl
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Snitching smh
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Hilarious tho
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This gotta be from the Onion
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Elzo69Revolutions wrote: »This gotta be from the Onion
I want this to be real but my spidey senses are tingling nh
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rofl luben ruben got DAMN
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Lol. Ah ? , this might be from the onion. Wells report, like the Ted Wells report. Damn just got it. That insert I posted though was from a real article.
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Can someone prove that this isn't ? ?
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TRILLip Brooks wrote: »http://elitedaily.com/sports/where-the-hell-are-the-portland-jail-blazers/
So much fuckery
Them Mets teams in the 80s might be the kings of fuckery
The Mets stories are wild. From airplane rides full of coke to Strawberry going up to Harlem to get his fix, the Metsin the 80s were so crazy dudes.
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I cant find any other link online, but i read the Onion for years and this aint them. This seems legit
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"I woulda ran a train on your nanny"
Real ngga vision & a ngga thats been on teama w/ nggas tells me only a nggarish individual can say that. Hell yea this ? real -
Lmao.
Those Blazers squads of the early 2000s were probably one the most talented cast of players never to win a title.
I still smh at them ? blowing a 21 point lead and losing to the Lakers that year.
These ? sound like they were on some high school ? back in the locker room though.
? forget a young fresh out of high school Jermaine O'Neal was on those teams as well. -
I’m looking at Rasheed, and thinking if he takes a swing I’m going to try and stuff him into the locker behind him if only because journalists everywhere need me to man up in that situation. Either that, or I’m going to get knocked out and blow my deadline. So I tell him I’m not moving. I just stand there, holding my notepad and recorder, and we’re staring at each other. He eventually storms past me to the shower, and while he’s gone Zach Randolph, a rookie then, leans in to me and says, “When ‘sheed comes back, make sure you don’t have your back to him. He’ll sucker punch you.”
The great irony is that a month later Randolph sucker-punched Ruben Patterson during a practice breaking his eye socket. Someone was holding Patterson’s arms when Randolph threw the haymaker. There was a period of a few days after that incident where Randolph hid out at Dale Davis’ house because he feared that Patterson was going to try and shoot him.”
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"I had just assumed shawn went to take one of his customary coke breaks"
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Lol......he said wallace pointed his ? n/h @ miles and said the second biggest bust in room.......lmao
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That was hilarious but I don't think it's real.
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Lmao.
Those Blazers squads of the early 2000s were probably one the most talented cast of players never to win a title.
I still smh at them ? blowing a 21 point lead and losing to the Lakers that year.
These ? sound like they were on some high school ? back in the locker room though.
? forget a young fresh out of high school Jermaine O'Neal was on those teams as well.
That wasnt quite the jailblazers tho. That was a few years, maybe even just 1 year, before this group.
Jim Jackson, Steve Smith, Greg Anthony, Dale Davis, and Detlef Schrempf were gone by the time the real jailblazers went into effect.
Luben Ruben, Zach, and Kemp werent there yet and it looks liek those were the 3 main nggas.Also Jeff Mcinnis, Qyntel Woods not there yet -
s/n Jeff Mcinis must be a wild ngga. He's already in the midle of another 'nggarish moment in NBA history"Toronto Raptors forward Charles Oakley was suspended for three games without pay and fined $15,000 by the NBA yesterday for punching Los Angeles Clippers guard Jeff McInnis during the morning shootaround.
"I saw Oakley coming out of the tunnel. He passed by Jeff McInnis, who was sitting on the bench, and socked him," Orange County Register reporter Art Thompson said. "Jeff tried two or three times to get back at him, but players and coaches held him back."
McInnis, who was waving a cup holder as was being held back, was not fined or suspended.
They said it was ovr a chick. Lol
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Yeah I remember that he stole some chick Oakley was talking to the night before. Oakley was one of the realest ? in the L. He stayed punching and ? slapping ? just cause. I swear the league is soft as ? now.
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^^^Lol thats why i 1000% believe this story. Young nggas with money do young nggas with money things.
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"Bust"? Really?
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i wonder why so many cavs players went to portland.
