2003-2008 Wizards Appreciation/Roast Thread

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S2J
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edited April 2014 in From the Cheap Seats
Inspired by that jailblazers report, this team was a strange mix of knuckleheads

Gibert Arenas:

http://nypost.com/2010/01/01/wizards-gilbert-arenas-and-javaris-crittenton-pull-pistols-on-each-other/

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But before that he had the juice for a sec. Diddy threw him one of the biggest celeb parties ever to that date. Everybody was there, at the famous Love nighclub. They actually put a tent ove rthe whole block.

Deshawn Stevenson: Lebron my ngga but for a good year Deshawn put the fear of ? in Lebron, rightfully so.

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As has been reported a number of places by now, there was a shooting last night in front of DeShawn Stevenson's house in the Orlando area.

When we responded to the house, two vehicles had been shot, there were bullet holes in the house, there was blood on more than one vehicle. About a half-hour later a guy who had been seen in the neighborhood of the shooting turned up at a hospital in a Cadillac Escalade. I don't know if he had been shot in one or both legs.

Nobody involved is cooperating.

Then of course Jay z with the ill cape for Bron Bron lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdr7QImlPg‎

Andre Blatche:

According to D.C. police, Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning in front of 10 Thomas Circle in Northwest Washington after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit. He appeared in D.C. Superior Court yesterday evening and was released.

He also almost died gettin robbed a few weeks after he ws drafted.

Nick Young aka Swaggy P

Javaris Crittenton-these nggas had a shooter on the wing...literally.

Javaris Crittenton, already awaiting trial for murder, has been indicted in a federal drug investigation.

Then there's the actual on-court stuff. They actually were good. Coulda made noise if Gilbert never got hurt/brought them guns.

Gil droped 60 on Kobe in LA, made a few 2nd team all NBA teams, had a nice lil big 3 in Gil, Caron, and Jamison. All fell apart.








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  • zerocool
    zerocool Members Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....
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  • infamous114
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    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.
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  • zerocool
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    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun
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  • Vader_F_Kennedy
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    edited April 2014
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    Loved the cavs/wizards play off battles..? even jayz got involved lol
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  • infamous114
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    zerocool wrote: »
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun

    Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.
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  • lamontbdc
    lamontbdc Members Posts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? this thread...? Abe polins racist ass too......might as well get in a ? Jordan in while im at it......its been tough being a wizards fan....I'm good now
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  • zerocool
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    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun

    Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.

    What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battles
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  • JusDre313
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    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    thats what i was gon say.. i remember Stevenson and James getting into it.. then somehow Souljah boy and Hov getting wrapped in the beef.. now i think about it.. thats kinda weird.. .. meh to lazy to google that ?
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  • Vader_F_Kennedy
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    They got involved cuz Stevenson said James was the most overrated player in the league James was asked about it James said responding to him is like
    Hov responding to SB jay made a song over too short blow the whistle beat addressing Stevenson's overrated comments


    The end
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  • infamous114
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    edited April 2014
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    zerocool wrote: »
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun

    Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.

    What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battles
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    This. What the ? are you talking about here?
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  • Ibex
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    I have several threads that can contribute to this one....shout out to Swaggy P though...and ? Blatche for bottle popping his talent away in the club
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  • zerocool
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    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    create
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    infamous114 wrote: »
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them.

    I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun

    Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.

    What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battles
    zerocool wrote: »
    Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....

    This. What the ? are you talking about here?





    My fault....my fault

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  • A$AP_A$TON
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    S/O to the GOAT

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  • Beta
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    its....JOHN B wrote: »
    Alpha's favorite team before he jumped on the Heat bandwagon

    why are you not banned ? ? lol

    Never had a team before miami for all the stupid ones too
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  • Chi-Town Bully
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    Beta wrote: »
    its....JOHN B wrote: »
    Alpha's favorite team before he jumped on the Heat bandwagon

    why are you not banned ? ? lol

    Never had a team before miami for all the stupid ones too

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  • Beta
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    chi-town no dickriding today bruh..

    who was it that said gilber arenas ? in their shoes or some thing like that though? I think it was andray blatche
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  • twentyfivelighters
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    I was rooting for Arenas 'til he brought them guns lol. He had some really good games I witnessed. I enjoyed that playoff series between CLE/WAS too.

    I remember someone posting a .gif of Stevenson during one of those games and I think greenwood came in and said "throat slash gesture when you're down by 12? that's wassup"

    ? had me dying
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  • dalyricalbandit
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    jordan_all_star_miss.jpg




    wait i take that back
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  • blackrain
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    I'm still mad about that crab dribble ? lol
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  • A$AP_A$TON
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    I bring all my guns to work...Gilbert Arenas!!!
    -2 Chainz
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  • Heavy In The Game
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    team was full of knuckleheads lol

    non stop fukkery lmao

    who the hell put that roster together
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  • S2J
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    Ibex wrote: »
    I have several threads that can contribute to this one....shout out to Swaggy P though...and ? Blatche for bottle popping his talent away in the club

    Out of any ball player, i've seen him the most in clubs. Not even close. And never in VIP either, just in the midst of the club.

    I remember i saw him at k st lounge, seemingly dolo, just walkin around takin a patron bottle to the head. Everybody had that confused face like 'Ngga y are u so tall...and u rich, why dont u have a table? What are u even doing here?'
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  • Cigarello Slim
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    dalyricalbandit wrote: »
    jordan_all_star_miss.jpg




    wait i take that back

    mutombo on the bench looking like i would've punched that ?
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  • its....JOHN B
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    dalyricalbandit wrote: »
    jordan_all_star_miss.jpg




    wait i take that back

    TMac looking at everyone but Jordan
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