So I was having few drinks with the local Police Officer, at his house! And..
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LOL you guys are funny as ? !
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im lost af but ok
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Only thing missing is
stay tuned next week to the stunning conclusion to
"A cop, a wife ..and a Kliche"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g -
soon
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3 plot twists I was expecting;
You ? his wife
Cop gets ? and brags about how many minorities be beat up
Cop dies
You disappoint me
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That guy roofied your drink.
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playmaker88 wrote: »Only thing missing is
stay tuned next week to the stunning conclusion to
"A cop, a wife ..and a Kliche"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
LMFAO!! Bruh you killin me -
It cracks me up cos what I thought when posting was an innocent thread stating an event that occurred in my life lol and man, some of the replies I can't read without cracking the ? up LOL
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So Steve the local Officer said to me bout 2 years back, hey bruh come round for a beer some time..
SO today dude catches me at my places of work leaving, and he lives next door, so he says come in for a beer.. I say oh ok..
I haven't ? in 3 years.. I have 4.. and ? starts to get funny... IN MY HEAD lol I'm looking at his wife, and she curling her legs up and ? in the chair and I'm staring and he's talking to me, and must've asked a question and he say "Dee, so what you think?" AND I smile as I'm looking at his wife and say "oh yeah" and look at him.. and he goes "oh yeah what?" LMAO
And that passes by.. still having laughs with him and his wife and as I leave I say thanks for the beers man, and walked off wrong direction to my truck, he goes "you parked other way"
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That's it?
Well, I expected more.
This is worse than an M. Night Shyamalan movie. -
I see you TS Im 8 months sober myself, I know my tolerance prolly outta here by now
shout out @KillaCham and @Vader -
Am I the only one that thought he was going to ? dudes wife?
Pretty sure everyone thought that when TS talked about looking at the officer's wife -
I see you TS Im 8 months sober myself, I know my tolerance prolly outta here by now
shout out @KillaCham and @Vader
Yeah! It ? rocked me man. And to be honest, thankfully it didn't make me wanna hit a club and drink my ass off, it luckily tasted like ? and felt little crook, as though my body knew what I was consuming was just toxic ? . My beverage of choice had been for years water. Or coconut water with fruit flavors. And just keeping healthy. But man, I even knew inside I was walking a thin line between going off the rails or keeping my head . For me I think my new "addiction" has been bettering myself, no matter how small the steps are. Got a new car, looking at buying a home. Work is going well. I'm 33 and living right finally. -
so pretty much you were scared to tell a local officer no ? yo drank?
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Angeles1son85 wrote: »so pretty much you were scared to tell a local officer no ? yo drank?
Na, been saying "next time" for about 2years.. so thought just have the brew and then bounce -
Yea what Stew said. You have been demoted to variety pack seagrams wine cooler special.
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A few drinks....
Local cop....
At his home....
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Local Police Officer? Where do you live? Twin Peaks?
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You were about to DUI home from a pigs house?
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This ngga left the house like a ? J-o...
What if i told you you only imagined his wife was there.
Something ? happened in that house. Something veerry, veery ? .
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You were about to DUI home from a pigs house?
Even at the time driving I thought, I am sure I was close to being over at least.
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This ngga left the house like a ? J-o...
What if i told you you only imagined his wife was there.
Something ? happened in that house. Something veerry, veery ? .
This. He's gonna see the cop again and notice he has no ring on and ask him about it then the cop is gonna say "what ring?" and smile. Dude got ? and proudly made a thread about it.
hahahaha
