Would You Ever Buy A Prostitute? (I Think It's A SIMP MOVE)

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  • GorillaWitAttitude
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    Maybe when I get in my 60s or 70s but never in my youthful years. I just in my 30s so I gotta another 30-40 years till I would even consider it. And no matter what age u are, that ? is simp status but I understand some dudes gotta do what they gotta do.

    I'll only do it if she let me nut in her mouth afterwards. Don't want any Lil Gorrilas runnin around.
  • MoneyPowerRespect
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    Maybe when I get in my 60s or 70s but never in my youthful years. I just in my 30s so I gotta another 30-40 years till I would even consider it. And no matter what age u are, that ? is simp status but I understand some dudes gotta do what they gotta do.

    I'll only do it if she let me nut in her mouth afterwards. Don't want any Lil Gorrilas runnin around.

    So..? ain't swallowing where u at?
  • GorillaWitAttitude
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    Maybe when I get in my 60s or 70s but never in my youthful years. I just in my 30s so I gotta another 30-40 years till I would even consider it. And no matter what age u are, that ? is simp status but I understand some dudes gotta do what they gotta do.

    I'll only do it if she let me nut in her mouth afterwards. Don't want any Lil Gorrilas runnin around.

    So..? ain't swallowing where u at?

    Yeah, but I kinda mean't it as a joke. In seriousness, I wouldn't do it because the chick may have a drug problem. Then, I would feel kinda ? afterwards buying a girl who probably has problems.
  • Crude_
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    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    ^^^ This ? said a mouthful.

    I'm not against pay for play at all.

    Same ? saying they wouldn't will go buy drinks and do all kinda other radical ? spending funds and still don't hit half the time.

    Sometimes it would be more beneficial if ? is the main objective just coming to an agreement and giving paying up front.

    Contrary to popular belief doesn't make you weak or any less of a man either.

    Just one man's opinion.
  • DarcSkies
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    or you could just bring a camera and say you were making a porno. thats not illegal.

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    Wouldnt work. You gotta have a license and health waivers and ? from the state I think. ? testing, etc etc....

    ..............or nah?
  • Purr
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    ? is free. So, no.
  • manofmorehouse
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    jono wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    Dating ain't simping or tricking. ? who say ? like that are dumb and insecure.

    Trading sex for money is tricking, but tricking is a legitimate business transaction.

    Major difference in spending money because you want to vs spending money because you HAVE to.

    And when it comes to simps it ain't about money anyway.
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    If you're taking out a chick to impress her with dinner, a good time, etc. you're expecting some type of return, no? I'm not from the school of thought that condones spending on a chick just for the opportunity to be in her company. There's an end game with me and, I suspect, an end game with you as well. Condemning buying a prostitute while going out and racking up a bill on a regular chick is arguing semantics when u think of it. The only difference is with a ? , you know what you're getting with that price tag. Some of yall will date for 6 months and not even smell the ? . ? outta here with that "I'm hungry, she just tagging along" ? . Is she also paying for her own meal??
  • Crude_
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    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    I disagree with this and I suspect if a ? expected you to share the bill after a date or two you would look at him crazy.

    What makes you so much better than the man were you can't pick up the bill or get him some gas after all like you said you just sharing company with the man.

    I'm quite sure you might have a different perspective on that though.

    Young women are just as flawed if not more in not knowing how to date just waiting on a man to sell them a dream and when he does females want to act all ? .

    If you ain't interested in giving a man your friendship or no ? move around.

    Yea I'm playing devil's advocate here.
  • jono
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    jono wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    Dating ain't simping or tricking. ? who say ? like that are dumb and insecure.

    Trading sex for money is tricking, but tricking is a legitimate business transaction.

    Major difference in spending money because you want to vs spending money because you HAVE to.

    And when it comes to simps it ain't about money anyway.
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    If you're taking out a chick to impress her with dinner, a good time, etc. you're expecting some type of return, no? I'm not from the school of thought that condones spending on a chick just for the opportunity to be in her company. There's an end game with me and, I suspect, an end game with you as well. Condemning buying a prostitute while going out and racking up a bill on a regular chick is arguing semantics when u think of it. The only difference is with a ? , you know what you're getting with that price tag. Some of yall will date for 6 months and not even smell the ? . ? outta here with that "I'm hungry, she just tagging along" ? . Is she also paying for her own meal??

    Man I'm not going back and forth with yo ass bruh. You need to grow up.

    Not putting money in a broads pocket =/= to putting money in a broads pocket.

    No way you slice it.
  • Rasta.
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    Maybe he's not around your age or a difference of opinion? @Jono
  • THOT PILGRIM
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    Crude_ wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    I disagree with this and I suspect if a ? expected you to share the bill after a date or two you would look at him crazy.

    What makes you so much better than the man were you can't pick up the bill or get him some gas after all like you said you just sharing company with the man.

    I'm quite sure you might have a different perspective on that though.

    Young women are just as flawed if not more in not knowing how to date just waiting on a man to sell them a dream and when he does females want to act all ? .

    If you ain't interested in giving a man your friendship or no ? move around.

    Yea I'm playing devil's advocate here.

    If he asks me out = he's paying.

    If I asked him out = I'm paying. I wanted his company and I'm making him get dressed to entertain me, so I may as well take the bill

    A grown woman establishes who's paying and if he's getting some ? before hand so she knows which credit card to take and if she needs to shave that monkey...ain't no reason for looking at a dude sideways if you're prepared.
  • jono
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    Rasta. wrote: »
    Maybe he's not around your age or a difference of opinion? @Jono

    Whatever the case may be it's still nonsense. I believed ? like that when I was a teenager, then I realized women don't get rich from going on dates but no shortage of them have actually made bank selling ? for a living.
  • Rozetta5tone
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    It's not about paying for ? . The world is filled with ? that will ? after a few words showing interest.

    It's about the experience and cutting out the middle man (social expectations in the pursuit of a desired mate). Renting a ? for an hour or the night eliminates all that ? . Tell the ? what you want, she will give you a quote, set up a place of exchange and that's it.

    Dating/courting is just that. You date/Court a ? in the pursuit of something meaningful. But tricking aint simping. It's straight to the point, custom sex. You can do all the deviant ? with a hoe you can't do with a ? you're trying to build something with.

    It's not that a mf can't get ? . Sometimes a ? just wanna ? without all the extra ? that comes with ? that aint "workin".
  • Rasta.
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    One man's meat is another man's poison
  • mryounggun
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    I can't knock the next man. But personally, I'd feel real corny paying for ? .
  • THOT PILGRIM
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    jono wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    Dating ain't simping or tricking. ? who say ? like that are dumb and insecure.

    Trading sex for money is tricking, but tricking is a legitimate business transaction.

    Major difference in spending money because you want to vs spending money because you HAVE to.

    And when it comes to simps it ain't about money anyway.
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    If you're taking out a chick to impress her with dinner, a good time, etc. you're expecting some type of return, no? I'm not from the school of thought that condones spending on a chick just for the opportunity to be in her company. There's an end game with me and, I suspect, an end game with you as well. Condemning buying a prostitute while going out and racking up a bill on a regular chick is arguing semantics when u think of it. The only difference is with a ? , you know what you're getting with that price tag. Some of yall will date for 6 months and not even smell the ? . ? outta here with that "I'm hungry, she just tagging along" ? . Is she also paying for her own meal??

    You shouldn't be expecting a ? thing...hot meals and company ain't payment for ? , wtf? The ? ? You must be ? homeless ? ...if a warm meal and a good conversation is enough to get some ass then that's a cheap lame ? then and she must be ? for breakfast lunch and dinner

    Grown folk know sex ain't about investing money (unless its prostitution, then you're paying for a service). It's about mutual enjoyment. We're both getting something out of it (hopefully), so why should you have to feed me to get it? Lets just enjoy each others company and see where it goes....and if you don't want my company then leave the money on the dresser and bounce
  • manofmorehouse
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    jono wrote: »
    jono wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    Dating ain't simping or tricking. ? who say ? like that are dumb and insecure.

    Trading sex for money is tricking, but tricking is a legitimate business transaction.

    Major difference in spending money because you want to vs spending money because you HAVE to.

    And when it comes to simps it ain't about money anyway.
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    If you're taking out a chick to impress her with dinner, a good time, etc. you're expecting some type of return, no? I'm not from the school of thought that condones spending on a chick just for the opportunity to be in her company. There's an end game with me and, I suspect, an end game with you as well. Condemning buying a prostitute while going out and racking up a bill on a regular chick is arguing semantics when u think of it. The only difference is with a ? , you know what you're getting with that price tag. Some of yall will date for 6 months and not even smell the ? . ? outta here with that "I'm hungry, she just tagging along" ? . Is she also paying for her own meal??

    Man I'm not going back and forth with yo ass bruh. You need to grow up.

    Not putting money in a broads pocket =/= to putting money in a broads pocket.

    No way you slice it.

    Lmao @ grow up!!! Feelings getting caught. I'm not trying to put a monkey wrench in anyone's "game" bruh. If having a woman "tag along" with you places works for u, by all means, keep rocking with that. I gave my opinion and you felt away about it. Spend your money however you see fit and I'll do the same.
  • GorillaWitAttitude
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    mryounggun wrote: »
    I can't knock the next man. But personally, I'd feel real corny paying for ? .

    I know right cuz?
  • Crude_
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    Crude_ wrote: »
    Lmao @ thinking prostitution is simping but ? will turn around and go spend gas money, take a ? to eat somewhere, and then to a movie or bowling or some ? , just to end up by yourself later that night on Xvideos. I ain't saying I'd go buy a prostitute and I never have, but let's not act like ? ain't tricking on regular ? every weekend and don't smash. True facts...

    See this is why young men don't know how to date

    You're filling up your gas tank because you need some ? gas

    You're going out to eat because you're hungry, she just happens to be there

    And chances are you wanted to see the movie too, she's just there

    If you're spending guap on yourself as well, that's not tricking. You're courting and treating the both of you to a good time. Big difference between that and paying a chick's bills, rent, shoes, purse, clothes, signing for a car, etc...

    I disagree with this and I suspect if a ? expected you to share the bill after a date or two you would look at him crazy.

    What makes you so much better than the man were you can't pick up the bill or get him some gas after all like you said you just sharing company with the man.

    I'm quite sure you might have a different perspective on that though.

    Young women are just as flawed if not more in not knowing how to date just waiting on a man to sell them a dream and when he does females want to act all ? .

    If you ain't interested in giving a man your friendship or no ? move around.

    Yea I'm playing devil's advocate here.

    If he asks me out = he's paying.

    If I asked him out = I'm paying. I wanted his company and I'm making him get dressed to entertain me, so I may as well take the bill

    A grown woman establishes who's paying and if he's getting some ? before hand so she knows which credit card to take and if she needs to shave that monkey...ain't no reason for looking at a dude sideways if you're prepared.

    I will give you props here very few women have this attitude.

  • Rasta.
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    And if you ? actually KNEW how to date you wouldn't be so pressed

    Take her to a park, to a poetry slam, to a museum...you don't have to go see an expensive movie in a quiet theatre where you can't even hold a decent convo and get to know her

    That's why yall be impregnating these hoes you don't like. You spent all that time staring at a screen in a dark theater when you shoulda been in a coffee shop getting to know her before you shot her club up...one good quality conversation reveals all the crazy

    Did you actually go to these places in your teens?

  • manofmorehouse
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    Sion wrote: »
    Iuno if I'd compare the ? to dating tho, sounds like a cop out IMO. That's taking it way too far. What about taking a stroll in the park and having a conversation ? There's other things you could do...

    Dating is one thing. Spending on chicks like ? do when they're trying to impress is something altogether different. All I'm saying is, it's a gang of ? not dating for marriage, that are looking to casually date treating these chicks. IMO, that's the exact same thing as buying a chick for her time.