Can you tell a real orgasm from a fake one? - NSFW

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LUClEN
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A recent vice article gives readers the chance to test their orgasm radar by viewing two separate clips of porn and figuring out which one is the legit orgasm

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/fake-porn-star-orgasm-quiz

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  • The_Jackal
    The_Jackal Members Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2014
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    Man I'm just trying bust two nuts then be out. ? if that ? ? . Unless it's a gf then of course you gotta put in work
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  • Rubato Garcia
    Rubato Garcia Members Posts: 4,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Both are fake
    Didnt watch
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  • Sage Wonder
    Sage Wonder Members Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Not on some fronting ? .. but the answer to that was so obvious. If you can't tell the difference bruh you doing something wrong..
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  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I assumed she just came when i came.
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  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Didnt watch but I know if wifey is faking. I can feel that ? .
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  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I don't give a ? really ..
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  • IgnorantSole
    IgnorantSole Members Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if you can't tell then that ain't yo ? .

    and if that ain't yo ? , then why you care?
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Copper wrote: »
    I can tell if I have one

    Only thing that matters
    John_Blazini wrote: »
    I don't give a ? really ..
    IgnorantSole wrote: »
    if you can't tell then that ain't yo ? .

    and if that ain't yo ? , then why you care?

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  • Stephen-r
    Stephen-r Members Posts: 420 ✭✭✭
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    I did not watch and yes I can tell
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  • Cunt_Lyfe
    Cunt_Lyfe Members, Writer Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You only care if you get one?

    Y'all must suck in bed, yo.
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  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Looking at these responses I can tell u motha fuckas don't know how to throw the ? neither do u have ? ...the women if she ain't yo ? shud bust at least 4 times before u done if not have an orgasm if its yo ? she shud have an orgasm



    ? 90 percent of y'all don't even know when a ? has an orgasm cause we can make it look like a really good nut
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  • Cunt_Lyfe
    Cunt_Lyfe Members, Writer Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Oan another thing...

    If you come and she didn't, you didn't ? her. She ? you.
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  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? _Lyfe wrote: »
    Oan another thing...

    If you come and she didn't, you didn't ? her. She ? you.
    That's a ? wit a beat up ? ion see how a ? can't ? at all whenever she ? .. our orgasms come when we deep in our feelings unless its a ? that can force an orgasm but unless yo ? is 3 inches and u ain't ? right she shud at least always ?
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2014
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    Aquafina..floe wrote: »
    Looking at these responses I can tell u motha fuckas don't know how to throw the ? neither do u have ? ...the women if she ain't yo ? shud bust at least 4 times before u done if not have an orgasm if its yo ? she shud have an orgasm



    ? 90 percent of y'all don't even know when a ? has an orgasm cause we can make it look like a really good nut

    Exactly.

    and im saying the jump-offs don't get ? but hard ? .

    If she will lie about an orgasm just imagine other ? she would lie about, damn sure not wifey type.
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  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chicity wrote: »
    lol I love how women blame men for not getting a nut (excluding ? 's that bust quickly nh)

    If you over 21 with more than 3 partners and don't know how to get off or vocalize to the dude what needs to happen for you to get off shame on ya ? ass

    Faking an orgasm, only hurts the female
    Telling ya homegirls that such and such ? can't ? , only hurts the female
    Not telling that ? to speed up, slow down, deeper, too deep, smack ya ass, pinch a nipple, bite ya neck, squeeze ya stomach, only hurts the female
    Let a ? pump away for 15+ minutes while you think about the lastest episode of LAHH, only hurts the female

    Even worse, you dumb dumb's will let the dude smash again, more often than not and still stay quiet. Miss me with, how to tell if a chick is faking an orgasm ? . Give me a woman who takes charge of her own nut, no faking involved.


    Nah when u have that good ? u don't have to take charge of nothing to get a nut... we can just bend ova and take the ? and ? .... that's all that's required
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  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Aquafina..floe wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    lol I love how women blame men for not getting a nut (excluding ? 's that bust quickly nh)

    If you over 21 with more than 3 partners and don't know how to get off or vocalize to the dude what needs to happen for you to get off shame on ya ? ass

    Faking an orgasm, only hurts the female
    Telling ya homegirls that such and such ? can't ? , only hurts the female
    Not telling that ? to speed up, slow down, deeper, too deep, smack ya ass, pinch a nipple, bite ya neck, squeeze ya stomach, only hurts the female
    Let a ? pump away for 15+ minutes while you think about the lastest episode of LAHH, only hurts the female

    Even worse, you dumb dumb's will let the dude smash again, more often than not and still stay quiet. Miss me with, how to tell if a chick is faking an orgasm ? . Give me a woman who takes charge of her own nut, no faking involved.


    Nah when u have that good ? u don't have to take charge of nothing to get a nut... we can just bend ova and take the ? and ? .... that's all that's required
    I bet you know a thing or two about good ? ;)
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  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Aquafina..floe wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    lol I love how women blame men for not getting a nut (excluding ? 's that bust quickly nh)

    If you over 21 with more than 3 partners and don't know how to get off or vocalize to the dude what needs to happen for you to get off shame on ya ? ass

    Faking an orgasm, only hurts the female
    Telling ya homegirls that such and such ? can't ? , only hurts the female
    Not telling that ? to speed up, slow down, deeper, too deep, smack ya ass, pinch a nipple, bite ya neck, squeeze ya stomach, only hurts the female
    Let a ? pump away for 15+ minutes while you think about the lastest episode of LAHH, only hurts the female

    Even worse, you dumb dumb's will let the dude smash again, more often than not and still stay quiet. Miss me with, how to tell if a chick is faking an orgasm ? . Give me a woman who takes charge of her own nut, no faking involved.


    Nah when u have that good ? u don't have to take charge of nothing to get a nut... we can just bend ova and take the ? and ? .... that's all that's required
    Ive seen that volcano aint nothing good about it
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  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How yo ? get on yo stomach like that
    [img]http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb263/slimkid_buckeye/animations/? .gif[/img]
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  • blacktux
    blacktux Members Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If a dude can hold out at least 15 minutes hes done his job. All kinda ? gotta be right for a chick to bust, things that she has control of .

    Only young and insecure dudes bothered by this type of ? .
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  • LUClEN
    LUClEN Members Posts: 20,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Everybody like '? your quiz it's summer'
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  • LUClEN
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    ? _Lyfe wrote: »
    Oan another thing...

    If you come and she didn't, you didn't ? her. She ? you.

    If she's being convinced to have sex without getting hers she's the one getting ?
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  • King_sorrow
    King_sorrow Members Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Aquafina..floe wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    lol I love how women blame men for not getting a nut (excluding ? 's that bust quickly nh)

    If you over 21 with more than 3 partners and don't know how to get off or vocalize to the dude what needs to happen for you to get off shame on ya ? ass

    Faking an orgasm, only hurts the female
    Telling ya homegirls that such and such ? can't ? , only hurts the female
    Not telling that ? to speed up, slow down, deeper, too deep, smack ya ass, pinch a nipple, bite ya neck, squeeze ya stomach, only hurts the female
    Let a ? pump away for 15+ minutes while you think about the lastest episode of LAHH, only hurts the female

    Even worse, you dumb dumb's will let the dude smash again, more often than not and still stay quiet. Miss me with, how to tell if a chick is faking an orgasm ? . Give me a woman who takes charge of her own nut, no faking involved.


    Nah when u have that good ? u don't have to take charge of nothing to get a nut... we can just bend ova and take the ? and ? .... that's all that's required

    lol at good ? all vaginas feel exactly the same
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  • IgnorantSole
    IgnorantSole Members Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Aquafina..floe @? _Lyfe shut what they call the ? up

    it's a ? job to know what it takes for HER to get off, it's HER body, she been twiddling HER ? since she found out she could. If she can't convey what it takes to get her there then i ain't wasting time trying to figure it out, if it's not MY ? . ? her complexity.
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