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  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 Members Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This Dro ? banks a lot cause he is a tattle teller
    Always in the corner like a spider
    Catching infos like a muuufaka
    In the precinct they let laying on the sofa
    Cause you need softiness to be strong informa
    You aint hiphpop all you do is dancin snitches patchanga
    Queen of the passa passa
    No wonder zombie tried to ? ya in Jamaica

  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yoooo ive never entered this ? b4
    jokes
    im never coming back though, good lord tf is wrong with yall
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2014
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    Bro, sometimes you just gotta let it go
    Shes 43 years old wit no life goals
    My ? Dro, why would you even wanna go down that road?

    If you leave ya wife for Kat then you got nothin to show for
    bruh she aint even got a car, you gone have to be her personal chauffeur
    me personally? I'd never wife that, but I'd definitely poke her

    I got a homie out in Texas, smash her on his sofa
    after we done offer her a hot pocket and a club soda
    after that its over, lose the number & act like I dont know her
    ? it , I'm done wit kat cause we all know she never fight back

    Its time for me to attack this ? snake soldier
    this ? named Lemzola homie you aint down
    next time you ridin ya bike, I hope you get ran over

    Who the ? told you that you could spit?
    you aint ? , but a french ? wit a limp wrist
    come to France and let ya ? French kiss this ? !
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Tony is such a bitter ? .

    Yall leave me out of your so called "verses".
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Tony is such a bitter ? .

    Yall leave me out of your so called "verses".

    Battle me
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    Bro, sometimes you just gotta let it go
    Shes 43 years old wit no life goals
    My ? Dro, why would you even wanna go down that road?

    If you leave ya wife for Kat then you got nothin to show for
    bruh she aint even got a car, you gone have to be her personal chauffeur
    me personally? I'd never wife that, but I'd definitely poke her

    I got a homie out in Texas, smash her on his sofa
    after we done offer her a hot pocket and a club soda
    after that its over, lose the number & act like I dont know her
    ? it , I'm done wit kat cause we all know she never fight back

    Its time for me to attack this ? snake soldier
    this ? named Lemzola homie you aint down
    next time you ridin ya bike, I hope you get ran over

    Who the ? told you that you could spit?
    you aint ? , but a french ? wit a limp wrist
    come to France and let ya ? French kiss this ? !

    All this ? rethoric
    Get the ? out of here your style smells Kate Couric
    You want to battle me for the IC press
    Go spit your nonsense with Skip Bayless
    You try to first take, but you aint got none
    You a sweet cake, so let me ad some rhum
    I was looking for a blood sacrifice
    Killing two bums like you wont suffice
    You can go nowhere in France but in Moulin Rouge
    While im already welcomed in Baton Rouge
    the girls there call you Uncle Scrooge dun
    Cause your very stingy when it come to please them dun

    dont be too sour towards me your maker
    i gave you a crown last year
    doesnt mean that you have my power
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So i give them the light and pass the Dro
    i m ? these girl while you re doing their cornrows
    tryed to diss me in peto now your e death throw
    Youre got nothing to say ? ?
    The only thing spiky are your metrosexual Louboutins
    you re ? ,in french it means PUTAIN
    ? acts like LiLO just to get some stiches ?


    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    Bro, sometimes you just gotta let it go
    Shes 43 years old wit no life goals
    My ? Dro, why would you even wanna go down that road?

    If you leave ya wife for Kat then you got nothin to show for
    bruh she aint even got a car, you gone have to be her personal chauffeur
    me personally? I'd never wife that, but I'd definitely poke her

    I got a homie out in Texas, smash her on his sofa
    after we done offer her a hot pocket and a club soda
    after that its over, lose the number & act like I dont know her
    ? it , I'm done wit kat cause we all know she never fight back

    Its time for me to attack this ? snake soldier
    this ? named Lemzola homie you aint down
    next time you ridin ya bike, I hope you get ran over

    Who the ? told you that you could spit?
    you aint ? , but a french ? wit a limp wrist
    come to France and let ya ? French kiss this ? !

    TONY B, YOU SPEAKING THE TRUTH AND AS A MATTER OF FACT
    I DONT WANNA WIFE THE BROAD, I JUST WANNA MEOW THE KAT
    LAY HER FLAT ON HER BACK, SCORE 21 LIKE I WAS PLAYIN BLACK JACK
    ? WANNA FRONT ON ME BUT THEY KNOW IM THE NEW JACK

    BLACK LIKE WESLEY, I KEEP MY #2 PENCIL JUST IN CASE POSTERS WANNA TEST ME
    BUT IF KAT KEEP FLXIN, THIS ? IS GONE GET MESSY
    BOUT TO ROLL OUT TO HOUSTON, IM FISHIN FOR A GREAT WHITE NOW
    MEET ME IN KATS HOUUUUUUSEEE, ITS GOING DOWNNNNN!
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    Tony is such a bitter ? .

    Yall leave me out of your so called "verses".

    Battle me

    Battle these nuts.
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kats house, my ? said its goin down
    might swing through, beat it up a couple rounds

    Meow that kat, make her kitty purr
    Shiiittt if that ? good might go half on them ? for her
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Tony is such a bitter ? .

    Yall leave me out of your so called "verses".

    fore she have 5 different parts of yo body in 10 different hearses
    call dat a double up
    said she white, but got black in her
    you can tell by the mean hips and bubble butt
    said you cuddle ?
    and she just play a ? on the nets
    ya ? a bore, n cats run trains on her
    dump DNA spores on her chest
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CHUCK FAT AS ?
    KATT BE ACTIN STUCK UP
    PICO IS A FREAK HOE
    AND BEEZY IS A WINO
    ? _LYFE IS A ?
    AND SIX IS PYSCHO
    CHUNK THE DUECES TO MS SOUTHERN
    AND THEN I SCREAM "HI HOE"
    ? BRIDE IN A TAHOE
    WITH HER BIG TOE HANGIN OUT THE WINDOW
    FELL SO DEEP IN THAT ? AND YOU HEARD WAS
    GGGEEERRRRROOONNNNNIIIMOOOOOO!!
    REAL LADY CRAZY AS BAT ?
    THOT PILGRIM GAVE ME THE ITCH
    LOOKED DOWN AND SEEN GREEN ? COMING FROM MY ?
    MS JONES GOT IT GOING ON, BUT BREATH SMELL IF FONYONS (FUNYUNS)
    I TRIED TO RIDE IN BUGATTI, BUT EVERY THING IN IT WAS FAKE, SO IT COULDNT GET IT STARTED



  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dro is black as ? and ugly ass shiy he gotta wear white gloves every time he go pisss
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So Es-bee know a ? real name,all u bmore ? the same
    Ol' moms was on that H and daddy sold ?
    Grandma was out there tricking,still turnt up on Lexington Ave.
    ya wifie ? dat work, calculate the amount of tools that bent it
    Look ladies I'm Es-bee ugly as ? , nah I ain't joking it meant it
    Come round stomping in ya Ol'jays u copped from Du
    He just as much as a ? ? as u,and tell him I said his wife can get the D'u

  • Aquafina..floe
    Aquafina..floe Members Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm reading these bars and they all sound lame/ like dro in my box Tryna push up on game/ but I told the ? naw u got skin made in Texas/ that was left on broil like ya mama was reckless/ but IMA shoot first class so I can ? on excellence/ and he gone fall for this game/sprung off Aqua in his presence
  • Sage Wonder
    Sage Wonder Members Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chris, don't gamble with your life I'm Johnny Rambo with a knife
    I sever limbs armed with your shoulder blade I tore so I'm handing you a slice
    You should ? yourself. Matter fact I slide the ammo to your wife
    She'll give you that aquafina fetus.. That mean she blamming you on sight






    D-D-D-D-D-D-Don Demarco!

  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chris, don't gamble with your life I'm Johnny Rambo with a knife
    I sever limbs armed with your shoulder blade I tore so I'm handing you a slice
    You should ? yourself. Matter fact I slide the ammo to your wife
    She'll give you that aquafina fetus.. That mean she blamming you on sight






    D-D-D-D-D-D-Don Demarco!

    Sage, its a wonder how u got the nerve to send shots
    strike u like a vihpa, watch ya blood spill out then clot
    Tryna chill what you think is hot
    Guess I'm flattered by ya falter
    Death is married to sleep, and she cheats
    Ts'way you'll get banged at the alter
    Don't ? around wit them ? around
    U a lil mouse, aint no rats round here
    When you get bodied ain't no talking
    Don't care if u run,strike ya back den its no walking
    When you face wit the fact their ain't no option
    If you clap back, ain't no retracks aint no balking
    You want beef, see me in these IC streets
    Got icey heat, that get the IC hot
    Pull out tha meat and dump my seeds on ya mouthy thot
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lucky I cant @ u to this heat ? ?
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    Turn up my Mic
  • Sage Wonder
    Sage Wonder Members Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chris, don't gamble with your life I'm Johnny Rambo with a knife
    I sever limbs armed with your shoulder blade I tore so I'm handing you a slice
    You should ? yourself. Matter fact I slide the ammo to your wife
    She'll give you that aquafina fetus.. That mean she blamming you on sight






    D-D-D-D-D-D-Don Demarco!

    Sage, its a wonder how u got the nerve to send shots
    strike u like a vihpa, watch ya blood spill out then clot
    Tryna chill what you think is hot
    Guess I'm flattered by ya falter
    Death is married to sleep, and she cheats
    Ts'way you'll get banged at the alter

    Don't ? around wit them ? around
    U a lil mouse, aint no rats round here
    When you get bodied ain't no talking
    Don't care if u run,strike ya back den its no walking
    When you face wit the fact their ain't no option
    If you clap back, ain't no retracks aint no balking
    You want beef, see me in these IC streets
    Got icey heat, that get the IC hot
    Pull out tha meat and dump my seeds on ya mouthy thot

    @ the bolded, I like that, it was a witty bar
    But you with a barbarian, what I'm carrying split your ? apart
    I got a rifle named "Peyton", it sling bullets and hit receivers up to fifty yards
    I used that to get past corners back, Avon before that ? with stringer hit em hard
    That .357? Even a mod can intercept a stray when that thing revolve
    For that drug money we commit many sick sins, pick six if ever that cain get involved
    Got a shotty I call Napoleon, unloading it will blow your BoneApart
    My reign will never stop, I bring them animals to your shelter it get uglier than Joakim Noah's arc
    You claim lone wolf.. but you make it a point to be in the IC social circles
    I'm more progressive, find where you rest and slide into the dark like that floe commercial
    Wait a couple hours.. hold up.. you show up.. I show up.. get choked up til you showing purple
    ? talking, period. I'm more point blank. You know who murked you.
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Let me chuck this evil at cha
    Bout to face a trillfate when the eagle blast ya
    Hoes call me a regal masta, no P
    No turn down, gased up...no E
    U ain't bout these bars of conflict
    You get smoke like dro
    Quit flexin, a Kat like you is a known hoe
    What I got is a bag of tricks
    I'll give u a peek yo
    Soon as u look, I'm a let off wit the roscoe
    Coldtrain...pico
    See this beef yo, these bars, these life lessons
    Du what u will wit it...my parallel rhymes ain't in question
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    U caught that huh?
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Since dubbs ya man, ask him bout these bars
    Ask bout being shook in a room by himself
    Ask him bout dem scars
    And you ain't even combat ready
    I ain't a tough guy, but I gets combat heavy
    And im grown as ? , talking bout ICU
    Walked in on a cat banging ya chick and tried to hide
    Homie was like, nah son... I see you
    Then u complimented dude on his technique
    Said when I bang her she just moan
    U make the bed squeak, he heard the ? all In ya tone
    How it feel to let some dude cuckold ya dream girl
    While u posted up in living room eating ice cream and watching mean girls

    Lol..let me stop