I went to the club yesterday
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deathrowzorrow
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I went to the club with my ? yesterday we both was high on drugs and achohol i was on dance mode i did the classic nasir jones dance many girls was lookin at me, all eyez on me wow. I start to dance with a white girl kinda pretty to be white, my friend was behind whisperin in my ear all the time "i want her" "? u owe me 20$ ? was kinda annoyin cuz at the same time she givin me lapdance. I told him get her friend instead but nah this ? kept sayin no and kept WHISPERIN "? PLEASE i want her" .. So I was mad as ? could not take i went outside and start smokin and i could see from the window how my ? was dancin with this white girl but he was the one givin her the lapdance.. her friend came outside and start smoke with me, this white girl had a boyfriend (the security guard) so the security guard went up to me talkin big like he was a straight G, "don't talk with my girl" .. I told him cracka pleaze i was not there to fight so i went back in the club and the girl who i dance with from the start jump on me, start hugin me, everything.. & my friend walks up to me "? what u doin"? she wants me? .. ? .. we start arguin and yellin people heard bout it and the white people surround us and YELL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT..This ? ? took of his shirt ? been my homie since day1 but nah but we was high on ? marjiuana everything vodka. he start punch me as i dodge the punches i didnt want to punch back but soon as he hit me on the face i also took of my shirt and start punchin but it end me gettin knocked since the ? rolemodel mike tyson, ? ? ? . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance & walks up to her. I took her hand start dancin & laughin but nah she said "GET OF ME I*VE GOT A BOYFRIEND"? ? what? i was hurt as ? , was bout to cry , i told her wtchu u talkin bout?? u givin me lapdances it must been something? i got knocked out cuz of you she didn't care she just walk to the toilet but i followed her & jump in the toilet with her when she waz gonna close the door .. i start punchin her in the toilet and i took all her money & keys, id, keys .. I know i had escape soon as i could, so i went out from the toilet and ran home, i saw my friend layin on the floor knocked out by the security guard since he tried to get the other girl who waz in relationship with the guard.
I run fast ass i can and i see the guards runnin after me but they never caught me
I run fast ass i can and i see the guards runnin after me but they never caught me
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Man, with all due respect. I don't know what you be shootin for. But I know you're missing the target.
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Lmfao @ we was both high on drugs and alcohol.
"We smoked a bunch of them weed drugs" -
Lmso this ? need to write a children's book
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"We was high on ? Marijuana Everything Vodka ."
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he start punch me as i dodge the punches i didnt want to punch back but soon as he hit me on the face i also took of my shirt and start punchin but it end me gettin knocked since the ? rolemodel mike tyson, ? ? ? . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance & walks up to her. I took her hand start dancin & laughin but nah she said "GET OF ME I*VE GOT A BOYFRIEND"? ? what? i was hurt as ? , was bout to cry , i told her wtchu u talkin bout??
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I'm over here dying laughing yo almost got tears in my eyes lol
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deathrowzorrow wrote: »but it end me gettin knocked since the ? rolemodel mike tyson, ? ? ? . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance
this part right here though......
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I give the OP a GOAT. It reads like it was written by a methed out 3rd grader, but witnessing some ? like that in real life would be the funniest thing ever.
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Story took a hell of a turn at the end there buddy, ? .... Just mobbed a chick in a toilet stall for her jewels and house keys lol.
I knew this was made by you by the title.... You're on a role but you over saturate you'll become stale. -
yo this was such an unexpected laugh
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This ? got a hell of an imagination.
I bet he can Freestyle his ass off . . . -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »This kids got a hell of an imagination.
I bet he can Freestyle yodel his ass off . . .
Fixed for you buddy. -
I'm on mobile. Somebody deliver the thread with the Nasir Jones dance gif
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »"We was high on ? Marijuana Everything Vodka ."deathrowzorrow wrote: »but it end me gettin knocked since the ? rolemodel mike tyson, ? ? ? . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance
These 2 right here made my day -
Lmmmaaoo
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He was High on Vodka tho . . .
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Lmao
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Damn man I'm glad you're okay, ? sounded dangerous.
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Oh just a newbie @Busta Carmichael
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Yo ass ain't new.
And zorrow is the goat. Him and real lady. -
Pure comedy.
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