Meanwhile in the Netherlands.. trill owl MAULING folks

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edited March 2015 in For The Grown & Sexy

[Owl voice] "Do you like scary movies?"

The Thing. Michael Myers. Pinhead. Jason Voorhees. Owl. What do these menacing characters have in common? The fact that they are mentioned in this blog post, yes—please keep your jokes to yourself—but also the fact that each is a creature filled with the devil's spirit, born to terrorize the innocent and delight in the pain of man. What don't they have in common?

Of course, Owl is real.

According to the New York Daily News, a two-foot-tall owl is haunting a small town outside of Amsterdam, where it, reportedly, "likes to gouge the flesh of its human victims." From the Daily News:

Dubbed the "terror owl," the 2-foot-tall nocturnal raptor especially likes attacking the elderly and the disabled residents at an assisted-living complex in the village.

At least 20 people have been mauled there and some injuries required stitches, spokeswoman Lieselotte de Bruijn said Thursday.
Clearly another thing that sets "terror owl" apart from its horror film associates is that "terror owl" is uninterested in the glamor being a villain affords, foregoing sexy teens and focusing the majority of its terror on the elderly and the disabled. You almost have to admire him, this "terror owl."

One victim, Niels Verkoojen, told Dutch news that his confrontation "was like having a brick laced with nails thrown at your head." A colorful description of a cold, ruthless, and you have to imagine somewhat cute act—exactly what "terror owl" deserves.

According to the Daily News, the town has applied for a permit to catch the endangered "terror owl."

Good luck, my friends.




http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/furious-owl-terrorizes-dutch-town-article-1.2130245
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