Have you ever

Dirty Sanchez

Have ever farted and blamed it in on someone else? I farted one time at a restaurant and blamed our waiter that was at another table. The people I was with was giving that ? the side eye for the rest of the time we was there. He was a good waiter too they didn't give him a good tip but I hit him off tho cause I felt guilty.


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Dirty Sanchez

Chicity wrote: »

first day i started working with my brother we was at this small ass smoking area, there was 3 others there too.. my brother farted like his life depended on it ? sounded like the jamaican national anthem..

? blamed me.. ? first day on the job too

Dirty Sanchez

CONFLICT wrote: »

Sharted on my girls forehead while receiving a ? .

Dirty Sanchez

@CONFLICT @Chicity explain urself

Chi Snow

Wasn't me, I never worked with my brother

Dirty Sanchez

@cain

Will Munny

my hip pops sometimes and people think it was a ? , hate it when that happens

WYRM

Only the SBD ones, as long as it misses the ears but catches the nose, it's on deflection and inside my head I don't stop laughing.

So ILL

Nasty ? !

So ILL

I ? in the aisles at the store before I leave. I know ? be hitting the corners looking for chips and be mad as ? when they run into the cloud lmao.

Fosheezy

nah,

but have u ever sneezed, coughed and farted all at the same time?

So ILL

Fosheezy wrote: »

nah,

but have u ever sneezed, coughed and farted all at the same time?

That ? have you thinking that you farted lightning and ? .

Dirty Sanchez

So ILL wrote: »

I ? in the aisles at the store before I leave. I know ? be hitting the corners looking for chips and be mad as ? when they run into the cloud lmao.

lmao i used to catch the train (no kat) to school and everytime i left i first let out a silent but gotdamn deadly ? .. funny as hell watching people get on the train and it smells like a dead animal

Splackavelli

When I was 8 yes old I farted in a Chinese restaurant and tried to play it off like I was beating on the tables. You should have seen the look of disgust on the Chinese waitresses face.

Colin$mackabi$h

Get up and go to the bathroom after u have the bubbleguts.

Rum Middleton

I hate walkin into a ? cloud...there's only 1 ? and the dude farts then dips, then I gotta go after him...hate that ? ...

dwade206

Did that today in the elevator.

leftcoastkev

Man I hate when I'm at the gym and somebody ? around me and step off.

One time I was in the middle of a set of front squats and this ? (figuratively and literally) let out a cloud of death. I took a deep breath between reps and had to stop and rack the weight.

gotdamkam

wmj710

A guy at the gym working out on the bench next to me farted the other day, smelled horrible, and he had the audacity to give me the stink face, shake his head and leave the area. But the twist to the story is it was actualy me that farted not him.

Rum Middleton

I ain't gonna front. .I ? all the time but I do say excuse me...

OhMars

I ? with pride