Ladies, what do you have against overweight men?

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deadeye
deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
I've noticed that since I've gone from 210 to 270 over the past 2 years......that women aren't as receptive to my advances at 270 as they were when I was 210.


Just wondering why that is.


Granted, I don't really have any game or decent social skills.


Pretty much been getting over on my good looks and physical appearance.


However, that doesn't seem to be working anymore since I've developed a ? belly and fatboy chest.


On the surface, it seems like the logical thing to do would be to go to the gym and lose weight.....but I don't really feel like working out anymore.


So, the next logical step was to make a thread on the IC about it.


Any ladies on the IC checking for 45yr old fat ? ?




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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Noir wrote: »
    FUPA covers and shrinks the ? . The end


    @noir


    My stomach's not that big.


    Just a little fluffy.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Noir wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    Noir wrote: »
    FUPA covers and shrinks the ? . The end


    @noir


    My stomach's not that big.


    Just a little fluffy.

    You're 270 at 6ft+

    Thats not fluffy breh


    In all seriousness, I'm big....but don't really have the typical fatboy physique.


    Basically, I've got muscle mixed in with fat.


    Most of my weight is in my legs.


    Kinda built like Ron Simmons with less muscle.


    nh
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    Noir wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    Noir wrote: »
    FUPA covers and shrinks the ? . The end


    @noir


    My stomach's not that big.


    Just a little fluffy.

    You're 270 at 6ft+

    Thats not fluffy breh


    In all seriousness, I'm big....but don't really have the typical fatboy physique.


    Basically, I've got muscle mixed in with fat.


    Most of my weight is in my legs.


    Kinda built like Ron Simmons with less muscle.


    nh

    Post a pic or it aint real.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Pico wrote: »
    Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your ?

    Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your ?

    Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

    Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

    Because your rolls hold funk

    Because you sweat more in the summer

    Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 ? with a six pack and biceps of steel

    Because I don't want your fat ass ? up my diet

    Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

    Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

    Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

    Cause you breath heavy when you eat

    Cause you take up the whole bed you fat ?

    Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

    Cause your fat ass don't get this ? wet

    Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

    I'll be back later with more


    @Pico .



    Seems like you put a lot of thought into this.



    Maybe a little to much.



    Nonetheless, I do appreciate your feedback.



    Ironically, this may just be the kind of motivation I need to hit the gym harder.
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Guess I need to hurry up n get Pico pregnant before my metabolism slows down :(

    I'm not having kids
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 Members Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Guess I need to hurry up n get Pico pregnant before my metabolism slows down :(

    I'll bring a expensive rice/vegetable cooker for ya'll wedding
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 Members Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Depends on the area you are in tbh
  • Billy_Poncho
    Billy_Poncho Members Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Pico wrote: »
    Guess I need to hurry up n get Pico pregnant before my metabolism slows down :(

    I'm not having kids
    Guess I need to hurry up n have sex wit Pico before my metabolism slows down :(

  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    If you are gonna be big like that you need to be either funny or rich



    And Man ? are never cute
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm 260 and 6'2...

    In high school I was about 220....

    Never had no issues with women.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Pico wrote: »
    Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your ?

    Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your ?

    Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

    Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

    Because your rolls hold funk

    Because you sweat more in the summer

    Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 ? with a six pack and biceps of steel

    Because I don't want your fat ass ? up my diet

    Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

    Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

    Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

    Cause you breath heavy when you eat

    Cause you take up the whole bed you fat ?

    Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

    Cause your fat ass don't get this ? wet

    Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

    I'll be back later with more


    Damn. Was the ? at least nice to you? Lol!
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Pico wrote: »
    Because I don't wanna have to lift up your fupa to suck your ?

    Because I don't wanna sink into your flabby ass chest when I put my hands on it to ride your ?

    Cause I don't feel like cooking extra for you

    Cause I don't wanna have to reassure you that your lard ass looks sexually attractive to me

    Because your rolls hold funk

    Because you sweat more in the summer

    Because you ain't confident you worried Imma leave for a fine ass 6'6 ? with a six pack and biceps of steel

    Because I don't want your fat ass ? up my diet

    Because I don't want your fat ass encouraging me to be fat

    Because you take up 3/4th of the selfie we took

    Cause your sleep apnea snoring keeps me awake

    Cause you breath heavy when you eat

    Cause you take up the whole bed you fat ?

    Cause you always wanna be on the bottom with your outta shape ass

    Cause your fat ass don't get this ? wet

    Cause my dad is mean and would make fun of you :-(

    I'll be back later with more


    Damn. Was the ? at least nice to you? Lol!

    I've never ? with no fat boy. These were gathered from real life experiences my friends have told me or that I've witnessed as an innocent bystander.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Women are weird bruh, when I was wrestling in college I was 210, and got moderate play, when I stopped and shot up to 250, I got crazy play...

    I was as heavy as 280, and never had an issue, even met my wife around that weight....

    I'm like 235 now.....and she keep throwing skinny jokes like she too much for me....

    I'm like "? who the ? you think you talking to!!"

    Yo I swear she leave me for a bigger ? , imma ? both their assess and make soap from their fat

    Why I feel like this ? 's fist balled up when he typed this? Lol
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    I'm 260 and 6'2...

    In high school I was about 220....

    Never had no issues with women.

    Do you have man ? ?
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    I'm 260 and 6'2...

    In high school I was about 220....

    Never had no issues with women.

    Do you have man ? ?

    Not yet :-(

    I'm still living off the strength of work I put in a few years ago. But my time is about up. I'm bout to get on that Du diet before it gets ugly.