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How do i change my DNA?

supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
I did some dumb shit yesterday and I hav not sleep since that. I need to change my DNA how I do that?
Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
Who the fuck let this nigga in?
Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
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  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kill yo self!

    why?
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just want to say this is not about abusing women. I am a muslim and I got 100% respect for women.
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
    CeLLaR-DooR
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    A friend had a baby and I look like him in his passport . He is unemployed so we use the system. If he's on paper is not the father of the child and lives with his girl and have children in the house so he receives $ 150 a month. The thing is that I went and left my DNA with his passport because he wants to get money every month even though he is the real father. We cheated the system. We get money, now I'll get a sum of this money . In Sweden , you get money of the child until it turns 18 if u live with the child and not being the father.


    I went to the social home and pretend to be the guy who is the real father. I show my passport and they took my DNA, bloodshit everything. I went their with his girl and baby because it would look proffesional. But they asked me so many questions like "Why dont you think you are the father"? NIGGA WHATAFUCK I was laughin so much that it looked suspect. The baby started crying and shit.. In the end they told me to write my signature thats where i think i got busted.. fuck how would i know this nigga signature?
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
    illedoutThe_Jackal
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    i think it would go fast just show the passport and finished but this people took my blood they put something in my mouth and they asked me100 questions nah nigga that minutes was the worst in my life..

    it was around 15mins

    fuck that shit i better have my money asap if this fails and i go to jail naaa
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please read the things I write i'm serious 100%. I am not joking.
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
    rip.dillaThe_Jackal
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DWO wrote: »
    real talk, you have to first drain your body of all blood,

    and after you do that replace it with the blood of whatever new dna you want...

    but the very first step is to completely drain your body....

    your body has to get used to having no dna first before you introduce a new one...

    you might get a little dizzy while draining your blood, but keep going...trust me this works....take a nap if you get a little sleepy..it'll help the dizziness pass...

    this works 10 times outta 10, trust me

    shit man that sounds really crazy do i really need to do this?

    how long it takes? maybe dont i have alot of time
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
    Huey_CBenjaminE
  • Idiopathic JokerIdiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 45,689 Regulator
    Omar is a dumbass
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    Nah I will keep being on The Reason in my 10 years on this site ive been makin like 10 posts outside the reason
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
  • In Your Moms RoomIn Your Moms Room ✭✭✭✭✭ 302Posts: 7,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You gotta eat a pussy and swallow the cum. The dna will go inside you and beat out your dna. So you'll have that new dna you're trina get. It's the only way.

    rip.dillaCeLLaR-DooR
  • Peace_79Peace_79 Sion Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lmao. Niggas got me crying laughing at work. Fuck yall man.
  • Dirty McGirtyDirty McGirty ✭✭ Posts: 185 ✭✭
    Lol @ the thread title btw - I hear that if you cut ur feet and put on some salt filled socks it purifys ur DNA from the bottom up
    Follow my day to day life... Times iz hard
    psychobutcher
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I know a guy that knows a guy who's friends wit his homeboy's baby mama cousin's stepdaddy who can hook you up for the low low for $57.89 and an EBT Card.

    Holla at me if you want their info.
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
    CashmoneyDux
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Faggot
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If we make it om gonna get some money.. U mad
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
  • yellowtapesportyellowtapesport ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Off&On wrote: »
    Had a chick tell me, shes starting to think like me. Cause she swallowed enough DNA

    Was gonna tell that nigga to suck a homeless dude dick but u ran with the concept lol
    Fuck em, duck em, leave em alone.
  • supergangstersupergangster ✭✭✭✭✭ Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn gays
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
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