When the last time you had to knuckle up ?
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I know @CeLLaR-DooR had to knuckle up recently when he found a black man deep inside his moms while he came to use the washing machine.
So for the rest of you when was the last time u had to deadass knuckle up ?
I put this Muslim crackhead in a sleeper then lifted him up by his neck n body slammed him and then I elbowed him n the face a few times , word around town is I broke his nose n knocked his teeth out. He stole out my store before so I caught him tryna hit a big lick . Had to body him.
So for the rest of you when was the last time u had to deadass knuckle up ?
I put this Muslim crackhead in a sleeper then lifted him up by his neck n body slammed him and then I elbowed him n the face a few times , word around town is I broke his nose n knocked his teeth out. He stole out my store before so I caught him tryna hit a big lick . Had to body him.
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i don't consider bouncing real fights, most of the time them ? ? and i'm sober, and it's just a matter of getting them out the door...i do more pushing and grabbing than actual punching....neither does sparring, cuz it's more for the work out and there's no ill intentions
so last legit fight was prolly 5 years ago.... -
i don't consider bouncing real fights, most of the time them ? ? and i'm sober, and it's just a matter of getting them out the door...i do more pushing and grabbing than actual punching....neither does sparring, cuz it's more for the work out and there's no ill intentions
so last legit fight was prolly 5 years ago....
What happen in that fight 5 yrs ago? -
one fight was at a college, we was at a outdoor party, and campus security started macing the crowd n ? , so while everyone was moving, i saw a ? i had words with earlier that night, so i stepped to him, and sparked him, he dropped, then i mushed one of his boys, and they all just backed up....i was prepared to fight all of them, but after that first punch no body wanted it.....
the other time we was at a family function and things got outta hand, i ended up throwing a uncle off the porch, knocking the front door down, and strangling someone in the living room while he was stabbing my shoulders with a knife....he dropped the knife when his eyes rolled back in his head, so i let go and a few seconds later he started coughing and breathing again... -
my junior year of high school. we were at this football camp well basically in the middle of nowhere like remember the titans, so we just finished practicing during the day and we were leaving lunch. so people were split up in cabins. so i was with the Lbs and Dline. when we were on our way back to the cabin we decided that we won't eat any food in our cabin, so one of the dlinemen still brought food but he was saying he just saving it and won't eat it in the cabin, ? name flakes who is a ? ass ? kept bothering him about it and basically they were about to fight over cookies.
i step in cuz i don't want to see no fight over petty ? like that so i try to break it up.. flakes being flakes always try to act tough and was like no ? touch me again so then i just punch him in the jaw and beat his ass. was funny cuz nobody on our team knew i was the fighter on the team so yeah. -
i don't consider bouncing real fights, most of the time them ? ? and i'm sober, and it's just a matter of getting them out the door...i do more pushing and grabbing than actual punching....neither does sparring, cuz it's more for the work out and there's no ill intentions
so last legit fight was prolly 5 years ago....
What about that road rage story? -
Judge_Judah wrote: »i don't consider bouncing real fights, most of the time them ? ? and i'm sober, and it's just a matter of getting them out the door...i do more pushing and grabbing than actual punching....neither does sparring, cuz it's more for the work out and there's no ill intentions
so last legit fight was prolly 5 years ago....
What about that road rage story?
the IC never forgets lmao -
one fight was at a college, we was at a outdoor party, and campus security started macing the crowd n ? , so while everyone was moving, i saw a ? i had words with earlier that night, so i stepped to him, and sparked him, he dropped, then i mushed one of his boys, and they all just backed up....i was prepared to fight all of them, but after that first punch no body wanted it.....
the other time we was at a family function and things got outta hand, i ended up throwing a uncle off the porch, knocking the front door down, and strangling someone in the living room while he was stabbing my shoulders with a knife....he dropped the knife when his eyes rolled back in his head, so i let go and a few seconds later he started coughing and breathing again...
You beating up college kids and family? Get some help man -
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Judge_Judah wrote: »i don't consider bouncing real fights, most of the time them ? ? and i'm sober, and it's just a matter of getting them out the door...i do more pushing and grabbing than actual punching....neither does sparring, cuz it's more for the work out and there's no ill intentions
so last legit fight was prolly 5 years ago....
What about that road rage story?
you talking about the home depot story i told about the white dude in the parking lot???
i didn't even think i told yall that....wtf......
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oh we telling bouncer stories now jamel???
lol, i'm at the one bar i actually like working at from the company that i quit last year before finding the brewery....
it was a redneck bar, mostly blue collar manual labor types......and their kids...they had pool tables, nice menu, and they tried their best forreal.....the area it was in it was prolly like 70% white, 30% black.....but it was those weird crowds where most of the white people honestly believe they're ? too.......so every now n then when you get those white people who don't like black people in there it's ridiculously entertaining....
like i don't think yall understand the dynamic here, so let me break it down again.....cuz the ? 's ? hilarious....and yall have to see it for what it is....
in the poor white community.....blue collar, manual labor community..white trash,...all that ? ....there's two very different groups of white people....those white folk who think they're black......and those who hate their guts......the ? is as funny as it sounds,...and the only people who truly appreciate the hilarity of it is regular black people like myself and some of the other security guards....i say some....because there are many black folk who are so cool with these white folk who think they're black...they tend to forget that these white ? ain't really black, and they get caught up in the absurd hilarity of this on going drama......
so one night the normals are there ...in particularly this one little shorty white kid named allen...who they have dubbed "baby tyson" because he always gets into fights....and they all think he's the baddest ? on the planet.....to his credit, allen was cool as ? , and definitely a hot head.....like well over half of the fights there started with him and this night was no different...
a group of white guys came in, and one of allen's boys made it effort to let me know that these were some racist mother ? , and i just smiles and said.....okay, i got you....
i guess the mean mugs and stares were ? allen off cuz he starts popping ? , and is ready to fight....the manager looks at me like "get allen please" so i just pick his little ass up and carry him to the back of the bar, and tell him sit down and don't move.....at first he looked like he wanted to do something...but i gave him that look like...bruh, i don't even care that you think we cool...so he just said,...iight yo i'm chill....
so i go back to the main area, and the other guys are trying to be real tough all loud n ? , so i tell them....."call it a night gentlemen, it's time to go"
these ? all look at me....and i understand the confusion, cuz i rarely raise my voice in these bars, nor am i ever extra aggressive or forceful..i give people way more opportunities than necessary to do things the easy way, my temperament and restraint is very strong....but there's always an ? who doesn't believe it.....the one who grabbed the bottle was that one.....he grabbed a bottle and attempted to go past me....i grabbed his friend who i actually kinda felt bad for, cuz it looked like he was just trying to leave, and i drove his boy into and ultimately through him making all of them fall on the floor...i stepped on his hand while the other security ran over there grabbing him and his boy up....we all started pushing them through the door...and as soon as we got outside i said cut them loose....the main instigator came at me trying what i can only guess was a overhand of some sort, it was wide as ? ..i just went straight into him shoulder to chest..he fell back against somebodies truck i just grabbed him by the hair and gave him a knee to the face, when he covered up, i pushed his head down and gave him a hammer fist in the back of the neck....he kinda slumped forward, and i back up, and told them to get him outta here before he can't leave....dude could barely ? stand bruh.....that man looked like he got a new lease on life -
I was in the bucket truck in the hood. This 5 year old rode by and called me ? . I saw im coming back, came down and slap da fiyah out that lil ?
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Black_Samson wrote: »2010.
My first night working at a College club out here called Republic...
Ahem
I started working there on a Friday night, the prior thursday there was a riot, involving a little under 76 people(that's how many people were arrested).
They didn't catch the group of cholo's that started the brawl.
They come back the night i start working.there is a conflict, with them again, but this time the security reacted in a timely manner.
While outside though they began popping off with the security, it was 4 of them.
They told me to watch over the VIP waiter to make sure he doesn't get ? up while calling the one time...
The others eventually got them out of the gated entrance.
they see the lil dude calling the police and try to reach over the gate to grab him.
I push lil man back and intercept a punch that bounces off my clavicle.
I then turn and face dude who is maybe 5 inches taller then me, like i dare you to jump that fence ? . I watch him rear back and throw a hook, i had just enough time to clinch my teeth.
The punch bounces off my jaw and i make note of the fact that he threw it with his right and that his hand didn't feel strong enough to maintain the punch. like he held his thumb on the outside like in a glove...
Now this is when I jump the fence and leave the relative safety of the rest of the team.
I confront dude push him back with both hands and square up, soon as he was within range I double Jabbed and came with an over hand right.
It was a glancing blow that set him back on his heels.
I reset and wait for him to come back, again he throws that wild looping ass right, i drop levels and begin bobing and weaving. He throws the typical right left right haymakers, on the final left i shoot in on him, double leg right under the knees, squeeze his legs together and ? to my left. He topples over and I immediately get back to my feet to see another cholo charging @ me. I met him half way faked an over hand right and shot in on him, right around the thighs and started running forward, i dump him on his shoulders and neck and release him. and charge at the 3rd cholo who is trying to back pedal from me but there is a wall behind him, same thing but this time i run into the wall ? my right hand up. it was a real low wall, more for decoration bout waist high. I slam his back into it and thai clinch him... i yoke his neck real hard and leg trip him at the same time.
As we both fall i land on his side and rear back my knee, he goes fetal position. and thats when i start wondering what that familar aroma was and why my nostrils tickled and my eyes burned... My team accidentally maced me as they were getting the left overs.
I ? up cause that ? coulda been real bad, they all had about 50 pounds on me or more and much taller too. and i was outnumbered.
That and i didn't have my normal gear with me. I normally wear gloves with hard knuckles. i was very apprehensive about engaging stand up cause of this... i didn't want there blood to mix with mine...
bleh...
Stopped reading midway cuz it sounded like ? . ? talkin bout getting hit in the clavical and ? lol. -
All the 4'11 ? got rocky Balboa stories in here
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People who don't fight or never been in a fight... it would sound weird to them since they never experience it. Look at Lurk calling ? on something again because hey, if HE can't do it or hasn't experienced it, it's impossible. You wild bruh lolLurkristocrat wrote: »Black_Samson wrote: »2010.
My first night working at a College club out here called Republic...
Ahem
I started working there on a Friday night, the prior thursday there was a riot, involving a little under 76 people(that's how many people were arrested).
They didn't catch the group of cholo's that started the brawl.
They come back the night i start working.there is a conflict, with them again, but this time the security reacted in a timely manner.
While outside though they began popping off with the security, it was 4 of them.
They told me to watch over the VIP waiter to make sure he doesn't get ? up while calling the one time...
The others eventually got them out of the gated entrance.
they see the lil dude calling the police and try to reach over the gate to grab him.
I push lil man back and intercept a punch that bounces off my clavicle.
I then turn and face dude who is maybe 5 inches taller then me, like i dare you to jump that fence ? . I watch him rear back and throw a hook, i had just enough time to clinch my teeth.
The punch bounces off my jaw and i make note of the fact that he threw it with his right and that his hand didn't feel strong enough to maintain the punch. like he held his thumb on the outside like in a glove...
Now this is when I jump the fence and leave the relative safety of the rest of the team.
I confront dude push him back with both hands and square up, soon as he was within range I double Jabbed and came with an over hand right.
It was a glancing blow that set him back on his heels.
I reset and wait for him to come back, again he throws that wild looping ass right, i drop levels and begin bobing and weaving. He throws the typical right left right haymakers, on the final left i shoot in on him, double leg right under the knees, squeeze his legs together and ? to my left. He topples over and I immediately get back to my feet to see another cholo charging @ me. I met him half way faked an over hand right and shot in on him, right around the thighs and started running forward, i dump him on his shoulders and neck and release him. and charge at the 3rd cholo who is trying to back pedal from me but there is a wall behind him, same thing but this time i run into the wall ? my right hand up. it was a real low wall, more for decoration bout waist high. I slam his back into it and thai clinch him... i yoke his neck real hard and leg trip him at the same time.
As we both fall i land on his side and rear back my knee, he goes fetal position. and thats when i start wondering what that familar aroma was and why my nostrils tickled and my eyes burned... My team accidentally maced me as they were getting the left overs.
I ? up cause that ? coulda been real bad, they all had about 50 pounds on me or more and much taller too. and i was outnumbered.
That and i didn't have my normal gear with me. I normally wear gloves with hard knuckles. i was very apprehensive about engaging stand up cause of this... i didn't want there blood to mix with mine...
bleh...
Stopped reading midway cuz it sounded like ? . ? talkin bout getting hit in the clavical and ? lol. -
I'm over here defending my property , yall ain't defending honors or family, or your girl, or your moms, y'all ? getting in ego battles, yall gone ? around n get shot,
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did @dwo sit these people down after the asswhopping and let them know what they did wrong
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My last fist fight was in 2012 on the basketball courts lol It wasn't even really a fight to be honest. Some ? kept fouling the ? out of me the whole game and I never called it. Well on one drive the ? basically low bridged me aand I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't do it on purpose.
I call foul. This ? had the audacity to get mad and start talking ? as I'm walking towards half court to check up. As I get the ball he say "man you acting like a ? ." He was standing at about the free throw line. When he said it, I instantly got mad and said "prove I'm a ? , ? ."
He started walking towards me aggressively and all I said in response was "I'm warning you" as he got closer. Right before he was at arms length I put both of my hands up, outstretched, palms facing him, as soon as his chest touched my palms, I hit him with a downward diagonal slashing elbow strike to his jaw.
? dropped like a sack of potatoes. Tried to get up, fell back down. His girl ran over and grabbed him and walked him off the court, then they left and I went back to hoopin'. -
I guess it would have been more believable if @Black_Samson used the term collarbone instead of clavicle. Lol
People who don't fight or never been in a fight... it would sound weird to them since they never experience it. Look at Lurk calling ? on something again because hey, if HE can't do it or hasn't experienced it, it's impossible. You wild bruh lolLurkristocrat wrote: »Black_Samson wrote: »2010.
My first night working at a College club out here called Republic...
Ahem
I started working there on a Friday night, the prior thursday there was a riot, involving a little under 76 people(that's how many people were arrested).
They didn't catch the group of cholo's that started the brawl.
They come back the night i start working.there is a conflict, with them again, but this time the security reacted in a timely manner.
While outside though they began popping off with the security, it was 4 of them.
They told me to watch over the VIP waiter to make sure he doesn't get ? up while calling the one time...
The others eventually got them out of the gated entrance.
they see the lil dude calling the police and try to reach over the gate to grab him.
I push lil man back and intercept a punch that bounces off my clavicle.
I then turn and face dude who is maybe 5 inches taller then me, like i dare you to jump that fence ? . I watch him rear back and throw a hook, i had just enough time to clinch my teeth.
The punch bounces off my jaw and i make note of the fact that he threw it with his right and that his hand didn't feel strong enough to maintain the punch. like he held his thumb on the outside like in a glove...
Now this is when I jump the fence and leave the relative safety of the rest of the team.
I confront dude push him back with both hands and square up, soon as he was within range I double Jabbed and came with an over hand right.
It was a glancing blow that set him back on his heels.
I reset and wait for him to come back, again he throws that wild looping ass right, i drop levels and begin bobing and weaving. He throws the typical right left right haymakers, on the final left i shoot in on him, double leg right under the knees, squeeze his legs together and ? to my left. He topples over and I immediately get back to my feet to see another cholo charging @ me. I met him half way faked an over hand right and shot in on him, right around the thighs and started running forward, i dump him on his shoulders and neck and release him. and charge at the 3rd cholo who is trying to back pedal from me but there is a wall behind him, same thing but this time i run into the wall ? my right hand up. it was a real low wall, more for decoration bout waist high. I slam his back into it and thai clinch him... i yoke his neck real hard and leg trip him at the same time.
As we both fall i land on his side and rear back my knee, he goes fetal position. and thats when i start wondering what that familar aroma was and why my nostrils tickled and my eyes burned... My team accidentally maced me as they were getting the left overs.
I ? up cause that ? coulda been real bad, they all had about 50 pounds on me or more and much taller too. and i was outnumbered.
That and i didn't have my normal gear with me. I normally wear gloves with hard knuckles. i was very apprehensive about engaging stand up cause of this... i didn't want there blood to mix with mine...
bleh...
Stopped reading midway cuz it sounded like ? . ? talkin bout getting hit in the clavical and ? lol.
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never been in a fight
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Truthfully, I don't even like fighting. Them ? can escalate quick if you embarrass the wrong ? . Plus I ain't trying to get KO'd ? with some wild swinging as ? who gets lucky and catches me.
I'd honestly rather just choke a ? out or break something on him.
I used to get in my share of fights as a kid and my go-to move was always to choke a ? out. Never failed. Lol I would take/dodge some hits just to grab a person and take his back so I could choke him out. -
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