Could you beat Yoda in a fair one?
SneakDZA
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Serious question. No weapons just hand-to-hand. Even in his prime I feel like I would have the upper hand.
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You idiot
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? plz, you ain't throwing hands with nobody that mastered Form IV lightsaber combat.
Yoda will dodge any hands like:
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I would take the meanest L
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I would beat the ? outta yoda ass in hand to hand combat, that lil ? ain't trained in the art of street fighting
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Me and my girl had this conversation LOLOLOLOL , Yoda had the second highest midi-chlorian count after Anakin Skywalker but Anakin hadn't reached his full potential. In hand to hand combat you gotta realize that Yoda can predict exactly what you going to do next and even manipulate you with the force. If he couldn't read my mind or use the force I feel like in hand to hand I'd shut Yoda the ? down but this is Star Wars we talkin bout so it's hard to say.
You and your girl are perfectly suited for each other lol -
In a fair one, an ACTUAL fair one he doesn't have the advantage of the force, so in a fair one...man I'll fold that lil sumbitch up.
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I would ? yoda lil ass up.
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Y'all see how quick Yoda be jumping all around those lightsaber duels. He would ? me up with all the punches he would be throwing before I could react
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Im over 6"
Tf is yoda gon do to me?
I'll treat him the same way i'd treat chucky
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? up, he would be.
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nah..
i dont want that problem..
? be walkin all helpless and ? like his knee on backwards ..but when its time to get to work get to flippin and movin all fast and ? ..
nah.. im good.. -
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there is no "fair one" here unless you strip Yoda of his powers
Not even Batman could fight Yoda -
The ? is height gonna do when yoda is lifting you and force pushing you into a concrete wall
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...no
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I'd ? his ? tho
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Swiffness! wrote: »? plz, you ain't throwing hands with nobody that mastered Form IV lightsaber combat.
Yoda will dodge any hands like:
If I was dude in the red shorts I woulda hung up my gloves right after that. Just step out the ring and dip -
Yoda had that permanent "? please" look on his face
He had hands like that at 900 he woulda ? Sidious ? up in his prime
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soul rattler wrote: »I'd ? his ? tho
This ? yoda resided in a swamp.
Pretty sure his "? " was any bullfrog that was unfortunate enough to not hop away swiftly. -
Inglewood_B wrote: »
Yoda had that permanent "? please" look on his face
He had hands like that at 900 he woulda ? Sidious ? up in his prime
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dallas' 4 eva wrote: »Inglewood_B wrote: »
Yoda had that permanent "? please" look on his face
He had hands like that at 900 he woulda ? Sidious ? up in his prime
Not necessarily, Sidious was the most powerful Sith Lord ever bruh.
And 900 year old almost washed up Yoda fought him to a standstill. Had that ? on the run throwin chairs. Yoda had them George Dubya reflexes too
400 year old Yoda woulda gave him that work
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Well if you actually read the book Yoda admitted defeat after he fought Sidious bruh.... Just like he did in the movie if you pay close attention. Just saying.
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dallas' 4 eva wrote: »Well if you actually read the book Yoda admitted defeat after he fought Sidious bruh.... Just like he did in the movie if you pay close attention. Just saying.
Admittedly I don't know the backstory and I'm not paying that much attention to the movie... Even if he said he took the L, he already had 1 foot in the grave basically. Lol.
Yoda old as ? died like 20 years later from old age, to somebody 900 years old that's like 2 years.
All I'm sayin is younger physically prime Yoda woulda put hands on dude.
Most powerful sith in the galaxy, but he let 1 arm Vader grab him by the scruff of his neck and throw him down a hole?!
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I'd knock that lil green elf midget the ? out