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  • jono
    jono Members Posts: 30,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    White women
    Porn stars
    Movie stars
    R&B/Video ?


    You ? are something else.
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  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    jono wrote: »
    White women
    Porn stars
    Movie stars
    R&B/Video ?


    You ? are something else.

    Who the ? else are we supposed to say bruh? Ain't that the point of this thread?
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  • jono
    jono Members Posts: 30,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    illestni99ainne wrote: »
    jono wrote: »
    White women
    Porn stars
    Movie stars
    R&B/Video ?


    You ? are something else.

    Who the ? else are we supposed to say bruh? Ain't that the point of this thread?

    Why you ? upset? I dont care but if i have the choice of any woman on the planet that has ever existed or some ? the last people im going to consider are gold diggers and ? buckets.

    Funny thing is when basketball and football players knock up these same hoes yall call them lame but you'd do the same thing?

    Nah. Its for play anyway so chill out.
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  • jono
    jono Members Posts: 30,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Im just being an ? fellas please have at it. I really don't care
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  • TheGOAT
    TheGOAT Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 15,916 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wife:
    Jessica Alba
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    I can be a stay at home dad & play with my side chick while she dealing with her billion dollar baby shampoo empire

    Side Chick:
    Salma Hayek
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    Smash Once:
    Meagan Good
    (might be too religious for me to stand on the regular)
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  • Peace_79
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    jono wrote: »
    White women
    Porn stars
    Movie stars
    R&B/Video ?


    You ? are something else.

    WTF does her occupation have to do with catching this D, either one time or on a recurring basis?


    If she looks likes this, she could be janitor for all I care...

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    Lol. Contrarian ass ?
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  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Officially changin my ? ONCE vote to:































    KaRoachmotel Tran

    She must got that Sunshine 'put yo mama on the phone...' ?
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  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This topic is neither grown nor sexy.

    @Mods , Move this ? to donkey please.

    This is unacceptable!
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  • BDBIID
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    Wife: Cyn Santana

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    Ain't no rest. I'd be faithful for this. I swear :s
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  • FourEfil
    FourEfil Members Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wife - Syrena
    Smash - Taccora
    Mistress - DW: Lisa Bonet or Jasmine Guy, or the latina wife on modern fam
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  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If Brooke Westbrook's didn't have all them kids she would get wifed straight up.
    Sidepiece: Serena Williams
    Smash once: Bootylicious (anally)
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  • Ubuntu1
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    Other contenders for fantasy wife :

    Hasselbeck, Elizabeth (beautiful dark eyes that compliment her hair color. Nice, high pitched voice)

    Rita from 187 (shy and sweet)

    Beth (cute and sexy) and Maggie (cool and sexy) from the Walking Dead

    Mary Margaret (with short hair) from Once Upon A Time

    etc.

    I mean the characters, not necessarily the actresses.

    It will probably be Hasselbeck, Rita or Beth. I can't remember whether or not I ever had an actual crush on Margaret or Maggie but they are beautiful and I like their personalities.

    Rachel Dunham from Fringe, Callisto from Xena, The Wicked Witch from OUAT etc. were also fine. I had a crush on Callisto, when she wasn't being cruel or killing people, because she was vulnerable and in pain.
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  • FlyFreeCt
    FlyFreeCt Members Posts: 4,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wife: Tori Kelly

    Smash: Rihanna

    Sidepiece: Amber Rose
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  • S2J
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    FlyFreeCt wrote: »
    Wife: Tori Kelly

    Smash: Rihanna

    Sidepiece: Amber Rose

    How tf i forget Amber rose smh

    Bernice Burgos has been replaced. Gimme Amber Rose from her Kanye days
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  • Qiv_Owan
    Qiv_Owan Members Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
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    Wife - India Arie

    ? once - KiToy

    Sidepiece - Janet Jackson

    Sidepiece (with feelings) - Janelle Monae, Natalie Portmam

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  • S2J
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    'Sidepiece with feelings' hahahaa
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  • phukkyou2
    phukkyou2 Members Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭✭
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    Wife:
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    Side Piece(s):
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    One Night Stand:
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    Allison Seymour from Fox 5 News D.C.
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  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
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    phukkyou2 wrote: »

    One Night Stand:
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    Allison Seymour from Fox 5 News D.C.

    I low-key got a crush on Allison Seymour too
    She might be wife status

    Edit: Shawn Yancey bad too...
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  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    illestni99ainne wrote: »
    Wife-Keep my wife

    ? once-Rachel Bloom. She's on this show I watch with my wife called My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Something about that ? does it for me. She gotta be in character as I smash tho.

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    Side Piece-Olivia Wilde

    Ok I'm changing my sidepiece forever to Jobeth Devera local newscaster in my area. I think I love her LOL. I told my wife if I ever see her in life I'm shooting my shot.

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  • TheGOAT
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    edited November 2015
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    illestni99ainne wrote: »
    illestni99ainne wrote: »
    Wife-Keep my wife

    ? once-Rachel Bloom. She's on this show I watch with my wife called My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Something about that ? does it for me. She gotta be in character as I smash tho.

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    https://youtu.be/QNIUkO2o_p4



    Side Piece-Olivia Wilde

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    Cutiepie =)


    Just peeped her twitter & she eats hot cheetos & has a crush on beyonce. She is my type.
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  • phukkyou2
    phukkyou2 Members Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
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    yellowtapesport wrote: »
    phukkyou2 wrote: »

    One Night Stand:
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    Allison Seymour from Fox 5 News D.C.

    I low-key got a crush on Allison Seymour too
    She might be wife status

    Edit: Shawn Yancey bad too...

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    Yo. True story. I be low-key watchin "Good Day D.C. JUST to gawk at Allison. Don't tell nobody doe.



    I met her and Ms. Yancy at the "Empire" casting call a month or two ago and I almost lost my breath. Allison was fine as usual and Ms. Yancy was out there lookin like an incredible edible chocolate stallion doe........ YIKES!


    Yancy ain't ugly by any means. But Shawty, lemme tell u. That camera don't do her no justice. Mmm hmm. Skeet skeet skeet

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  • Delphas
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    ? once - Taylor Swift. Yeah, she's built like surfboard (no Beyonce literally), but to smash White America's sweetheart and begin her downward spiral would be a dream. Most definitely would have to up them flicks and get paid for the sex tape.

    Sidepiece - Doesn't make sense to pick anything but a porn star. Sign her to an NDA exclusive contract laden with performance incentives. Picking Harley Dean.

    Wife - Honestly the toughest choice. Hard to find someone who can build with you and have your back. That being said, I'm picking Oyindamola Honey Ogundeyi, the founder of fashpa, a Nigerian ecommerce site.
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  • Qiv_Owan
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    Honorary smash to Phyllis Yvonne Stickney and Ms. Badu
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