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  • blatalian
    blatalian Members Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I wrote a song about my 1st time...


    Wasn't nothin' like that
    Man, it wasn't nothin' like that first time
    She was in my math class
    Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass
    Sat beside me, used to laugh at mad jokes
    The teacher always got mad so we passed notes
    It started off so innocent
    She had a vibe and a ? started diggin' it
    I was a youngin' straight crushin' tryna play this ? cool
    But a ? couldn't wait to get to school
    'Cause when I seen 'em thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her
    Got me daydreaming, man what
    I'm thinkin' how she ride on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it
    It make it hard for me to stand up
    As time goes by, attractions getting deeper
    Wet dreaming thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin'
    I want it bad, and I ain't never been obsessed before
    She wrote a note that said "have you ever had sex before"
    Damn

    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no

    I wrote back and said "of course I had sex before"
    Knowing I was frontin'
    I said I was like a pro baby
    Knowing I was stuntin'
    But if I told the truth I knew I'd get played out son
    Hadn't been in ? since the day I came out one
    But, she don't know what
    So she done roll back and told me
    "Oh you a pro homie? Well I want you to show me
    My mama gone for the weekend
    So Saturday baby we can get to freakin'"
    That's when my heart start racing and my body start sweatin'
    Baby you done woke my lil' man up
    I'm thinkin' how that body look naked when playing on the bed
    Teacher please don't make me stand up
    I wrote back like "Yeah baby sound like a plan"
    Still trying to play it cool, sound like the man
    But I was scared to death my ? , my stomach turned
    Talking damn ? knowing damn well I was a ?
    ?

    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no
    And I ain't never did this before no

    You know that feelin' when you you finna bone for the first time
    I'm hoping that she won't notice it's my first time
    I'm hoping that my ? is big enough to ? with
    And most of all I'm praying ? don't let me bust quick
    I'm watching pornos tryin' see just how to stroke right
    Practice putting condoms on, how it go right
    I'm in a crib now a ? palm sweatin'
    With a pocket full of rubbers and an ?
    That's when my hands start touching and her face start blushing
    And a ? roll over on top
    And then she get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbing
    On me, ooh girl don't stop
    It's time for action
    Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah just how I practice
    But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said
    "I wanna get something off my mental
    I can tell you a pro, but baby be gentle"
    'Cause

    Lol
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yo Bart..why u hating b?

    Regardless of the legal age of "consent" a woman 8 years your senior taking your virginity at the age of 16 is creepy and gross. She must have been hard up for some ? aka ugly.
  • Elzo69Renaissance
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  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Yo Bart..why u hating b?

    Regardless of the legal age of "consent" a woman 8 years your senior taking your virginity at the age of 16 is creepy and gross. She must have been hard up for some ? aka ugly.

    Actually...hand to gawd..she looked like a short Mary J. Blige. Plus i was a fly, charming lil ? . If u looking for a flaw tho..she had two kids
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    WE BOTH WERE 16 AND VIRGINS

    I WAS DOWN MY GRANDMA HOUSE..

    MANNNNNNNNNNN I TRIED BY DAM BEST TO ? BUT I COULDNT GET ON HARD FOR ? !.. SHE AINT GIVE ME NO HEAD OR NOTHING!

    I WAS TRYIN TO PUSH SOFT ? IN HER BUT NOTHING WOULD WORK... SO AFTER A WHILE, SHE LEFT..

    SOON AS THAT BEESH LEAVE, MY ? GET ROCK HARD.. SO I JUST STARTED JACKIN OFF!

    I WAS SOOO USED TO PORN AND JACKIN OFF, THAT WHEN IT WAS FINALLY TIME, I COULDNT PERFORM..

    BUT LUCKILY, SHE WAS MY GF, SO SHE CAME BACK LIKE THE NEXT DAY.. ? GOT HARD AND SHE RODE ME.. I HAD HER ASS WALKING FUNNY FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    first time in some guts dont actually count but I kinda gave her that work.....I was scared and I had to ? so I couldnt nut lol

    first real time dont even feel like the first time....this lil yamp was straight nasty to say we was in middle school...couldnt spell for ? either....got head and hit the first time we kicked it....that was the after school smash for a while

    it was hell after that
  • Rasta.
    Rasta. Members Posts: 9,342 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

    I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

    Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.

    No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it

    Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one ? since 29 boo.

    @Kat why you gotta lie?
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Rasta. wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

    I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

    Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.

    No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it

    Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one ? since 29 boo.

    @Kat why you gotta lie?

    I don't.
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Why cats calling ducktales...no one here is a ? . And for the most part, we all past 20. So our first times was a ways away. Why would u have to lie?
  • Lou Cypher
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  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou_Cypher wrote: »
    I'm a ? =/

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    If only...
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    my official 1st time scarred me and made me insecure for the longest of time

    Stay sweating this older chick from the block, her 20 and me 15, was always saying some stupid ? everytime I seen her, and she'd shoot me down on some " boy I 'd go to jail ? with your young ass", lil did she know I was relieved she didn't bite, because I was embarrassed of my "little" problem

    One day I was dropping her off a nick, she answered the door in a tshirt & panties, music blasting, so she let me in, which was odd cuz normally we do our exchange thru the door and I go about my business, me being oblivious to what was about to happen, decided to go through her cd's while she rolled her joint

    I change the cd, turn around and see this chick ass naked smoking sitting on the couch, she says "now it's in your face, what you gone do with it", i was so nervous and sweating, had to be shaking cuz she giggled and said "calm down and come ? this ? "

    Swear I nutted in my pants due to the way she was talking, but it was no more stalling, I pulled my pants half way down, and poked my ? through the ? hole in my boxers, and put on the condom she had thrown me, the look of disappointment on her face was telling as to what she was about to say

    She goes "as young as you are, I figured you'd be hard from the thought of getting ? ", little did she know I was ? and that lil 2 inches was all I had to give

    Anyhow, keeping the condom on was a struggle, I swear bout 10 secs went by and I prolly gave 10 pumps, and it was over, instead of saying I came, I pulled out, pulled up my pants, and pulled open the door all in one swipe while yelling "I'm nervous, my ? won't get hard", man I flew out the door and ran all the way home

    To top it off the condom was still in my pants, so I thought, man I'm in my room chilling, and my moms bust in my room with a tissue in her hand and the nut filled condom in it, talking about "you been ? in my house" as if this situation couldn't have gotten worse, the damn condom had slithered its way down my pants leg and onto the living room floor

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    How do you like your soul cooked...Medium or Well-done?
  • Trillfate
    Trillfate Members Posts: 24,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou_Cypher wrote: »
    I'm a ? =/
    See...

    When someone brings up u know who Lou will get quiet... but when the subject change he'll be posting again
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dat mind control doe.
  • endboss
    endboss Members Posts: 879 ✭✭✭✭
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    ayebaebae wrote: »
    JokerKing wrote: »
    1999. New Years Eve. I was 15. She was my sisters homegirl. But my sis took off with her man and left her homegirl asleep on her bed. I walked in and saw that ? was bout it bout it. I said ? it, I took it. She woke up midway, looked me crazy, and went back to sleep. ? was dope bruh

    That's ? ....

    Yup thats ? . I only ? my girlfriends in the morning when they are to lazy, im down 24/7 but they are ok with it. But i see you with 15/16 i was shady as ? . Everything for the goal was my motto!
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So my first gf. I've told a story about her in the scumbag thread. ? that bish, but anyways my first time with her was over the homie housein his moms room. I was super nervous and really didn't know how to get ? popping. I'm just kissing on her. So after 10 minutes of just kissing my ex gf is like, do you want to touch my ? or something? Hella loud so I know my ? heard her. (They did).

    So I start fangering and I start getting excited cuz I'm like damn finally! So I unbuckle my pants and pull out. She just looks at me and my ? and was like what do you want me to do with that? I'm not sucking your ? . By now I'm getting hella annoyed and considered just pulling up my pants and bouncing but I really wanted to ? .

    So I finally get on top and start to go to work and it was just like that scene in the wood. I gave her the best 10 pumps of my life and shot my load. Then she was like that was it huh? I just looked down and said yeah I'm sorry. She just smiled said that's ok boo ill be right back. Then she went in living room with her homegirl. Man I knew she was out there letting me have it I was super embarrassed. I grabbed my ? and climbed out the window. Jumped in my car and bounced. My ? never let me hear the end of it. Crazy thing is my ? stayed with her for like 10 more months after that, but that's another story.
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I was 16. He was 16 and Haitian. We had been dating for a couple of months. I told him I was a ? and he didn't believe me.

    The first sexual encounter we had was at the school park. We hid in a slide and he slid his hand down my ? . He fingered me so hard that my cherry popped.

    For some reason he still didn't believe that I was a ? even after seeing all of the blood on his hands.

    For my first time he took me to his house and said we were just gonna "chill". Me being naive I believed him.

    We had the place to ourself and went to his room. I sat on the bed and he offered me a Pepsi. I said "sure" even though I really hated Pepsi.

    So I was sipping on my cup minding my own business when he says "do you wanna (says something I couldn't hear)" . I wasn't sure what he said but I said "ok" anyway.

    Next thing you know he starts taking off his pants and I start having a panic attack. I wasn't sure what he said or what was going on.. But I had a pretty good idea of what he actually meant!

    He climbed on top of me and I was slightly resisting and began to tell him that I wasn't ready (remember, he didn't believe that I was a ? ... Because he apparently lost his virginity at 8 years old in Haiti). He begs me, "come on" in a soft voice.

    I then paused for half a second and tried to rationalize the situation... I thought "Well I do love him (or so I thought I did) and I guess I would rather give my vCard to him rather than being ? and losing it that way". Yeah... I had an irrational fear of being ? and losing my virginity that way.

    So I said "ok" and he penetrated me... Roughly. Like I said, he didn't believe I was a ? and I ended up having a swollen ripped ? for the next couple of days.

    He broke up with me less than a month later without explaination. ? bag. I got over it in one week though.

    Funny thing is that he STILL tries to talk to me on Facebook till this day talking about "I miss you. Breaking up with you was the biggest mistake I ever made" ..yada yada.

    Ever since then I been HON. He was the only man to ever break my heart and will remain the only one.

    The end :)
  • riddlerap
    riddlerap Members Posts: 17,132 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2015
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    DWO wrote: »
    Bruh. My first real time I had no idea how sex really worked...

    It was hilariously etherous...a chick who actually pulled me in the mall was trying to go, but I had a girl at the time and I didn't believe in cheating.

    My girl was holding out cuz she knew I was a ? and since her first time wasn't special she wanted mines to be. And if y'all paid attention to any of my other stories y'all know I really didn't like any of my girlfriends before my wife. So one chick holding out while another was ready to go was grounds for dismissal.

    I held on for a little bit longer, but after a disastrous valentines weekend... We broke it off, and I was free to start smashing...

    So I ordered shorty up, and we at my house watching galaxy quest. I was the last in the crew to still be a ? , and at this point I was just ready to get out there, so I just started making super aggressive power moves. A ? was 20, and by now I had no room for fronting, either we ? or not...

    To my surprise she was mad receptive to my advances.. Everything but pulling her ? out.,.. Them ? were huge, and I guess she was self conscious, but I would not be denied...

    Once everything was out, I was ready to go in...

    Fore play?? What's that??.... ? ? deep from the jump... ? She damn near hopped out the bed... Talking bout too much, my ? think it's cuz she can't take it... So I'm all like

    You scared yo, want me to take it slow?

    She like yea... So I eased back in.. ? was good, a little too good, cuz from the combination of her wetter and wetter, her moaning, and the visual of a naked woman under me, it was too much for a young g to handle..

    If I gave her a good two minutes I'd be lying..

    I tried to play off the nut by turning her over and switching positions... But by that point I was just pushing rope.. And she knew it and started laughing..... You need a moment to get yourself together??.... Pure ether, my lil man went to sleep, and refused to wake up...

    After a few minutes of her just knocking him around trying to get him to wake up, she was like, maybe I should just go.... Double ether...

    Never talked to her again...

    i always wonder how @LadyDu feels when @DWO be dropping intricate stories like this about sexual ? or previous relationships.
  • TheNightKing
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    I was fifteen, freshman in high school my first time. The chick was 14 but built like a tight ass 19 year old. She ended up being fat by 20, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, she stayed 2 doors down with her aunt who was an OT (original thot). She was probably late twenties ? high school dudes left and right.

    Anyway, chick I was ? was fast as ? for her age. She wasn't a ? , that I was sure of. We'd always be kissing then one day we in her auntie room and she pulls my ? out of my pants and pulls her loose shorts to the side. She puts it right against the opening but I'm not experienced enough to do ? standing up. So we fall back on the bed and my ? slips in and I give my best few pumps and the ? was over.

    We continued ? for a few months. Chick was a freak. We'd be ? between apartment buildings and ? . She'd pull my ? out on the front steps and play with it. I loved every minute!

    She had a boyfriend and everything at the time. He figured something was going on. Even tried to confront me, but I shrugged the ? off and kept it moving.

    She ended up going with some other dude and I moved to another part of the city. Seen her when I was back home from college and was glad I had her in her prime.