I want my d!ck back.
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Back when me and my ex were together for Valentine's Day I gave her a gift that keeps on giving. I bought a clone-a-? kit and made a ? that was a replica of my ? . So even when I'm gone she can still be with me.
Well to make a long story short, my girl got pregnant and gained about 35 pounds, I gave her 3 months to lose the weight or I'd be gone. Well three months goes by and she's lost a total of 7 pounds. I've seen Celebrity Fit Club and those people lose that in 2 days. I know this broad was lazy and wasn't dedicated to losing weight, so she must not be dedicated to our relationship and being the King that I am I know I deserve better. After this I left her, but she kept my ? . I know it was a gift and everything, but she doesn't deserve my ? anymore and frankly, I want it back.
Do you think she should give me my ? back?
Well to make a long story short, my girl got pregnant and gained about 35 pounds, I gave her 3 months to lose the weight or I'd be gone. Well three months goes by and she's lost a total of 7 pounds. I've seen Celebrity Fit Club and those people lose that in 2 days. I know this broad was lazy and wasn't dedicated to losing weight, so she must not be dedicated to our relationship and being the King that I am I know I deserve better. After this I left her, but she kept my ? . I know it was a gift and everything, but she doesn't deserve my ? anymore and frankly, I want it back.
Do you think she should give me my ? back?
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is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?
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ur in the wrong room...........take that to lies.org
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No, it was a gift.
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U bought it from adam & eve? I've seen that
Go get it back. She shouldnt be touching any part of you -
bankrupt baller wrote: »is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?
the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now, back in the day his ? wouldnt be tolerated -
u a fool! ain't no way she gonna have a clone of my johnson!
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ricanprince wrote: »the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now,
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bankrupt baller wrote: »is making up stories whats cool on the ic now or has it always been this way?
? , The IC already knows I had a weight requirement for my girlfriend and that I gave her a clone of my ? as a Valentine's gift. I've been on this site, wigga.ur in the wrong room...........take that to lies.org
You're in the wrong forum... zooanimals.org
>LoL @ replicating your ?
kids these days
It was for my girlfriend, didn't think it was that big of a deal at the time.blue virgo wrote: »No, it was a gift.
Eh, some gifts are the kind you'd expect to get back.DEE-LICIOUS wrote: »U bought it from adam & eve? I've seen that
Go get it back. She shouldnt be touching any part of you
Nah, i called some number. I was watching this porn movie on Ten Xtasy and they showed an ad for it. The man and woman looked so happy in it that it convinced me that it was a perfect gift for my ? .do you think she uses it?
Of course, she loves my ? .ricanprince wrote: »the IC has been garbage for about 3 yrs now, back in the day his ? wouldnt be tolerated
You've been garbage the entire time you've been on the IC. Go make another ? thread about 'why do you use lotion.' -
Why give it in the first place?
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I agree with Blue
it was a gift soooooo it's her's so she can do whatever she wants to do with it ..... -
blue virgo wrote: »Why give it in the first place?
It was a gift because we were together and a ? like myself ain't always around and my ex had that wetty that would get wet when the wind blows and she'd need some. Since i wouldnt be there to give it to her, she needed something so I thought it would be a good idea for her to have a replica of my ? to take care of her in her time of need.mssouthernthang wrote: »I agree with Blue
it was a gift soooooo it's her's so she can do whatever she wants to do with it .....
I expect that answer from you, you've been on my ? since I posted my pic on here 3 years ago, you want one for yourself. -
T/S I think your looking at it wrong... Check it... Your Ex has a replica ? of ya tool... So when she with her new guy, she can always come back to ya, without you having to come to her.... I say win for ya...