DESTROYING THE WORK BATHROOM
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yellowtapesport
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What do you do when you've just destroyed the work bathroom and your co-worker is waiting to come in as you walk out?
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Do you..
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DESTROYING THE WORK BATHROOM 40 votes
Keep it moving like ? it
72%
29 votes
Warn them to 'enter at their own risk'
25%
10 votes
Lie and say bathroom is 'out of order'
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Physically block the entrance
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1 vote
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I dont ? outside of home..
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Keep it moving like ? itJust punished the faculty bathroom on some after a big lunch type ? and seen a sexy coworker I had thoughts of ? standing at the door. ? walked in behind me. I laughed as the door closed...
Guess I can cross that ? off my list of possible work ? . -
Did the 2 people who viewed your thread already answer? I don't want to be rude
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Keep it moving like ? itMan we grown as hell
When you first start workin at a office:I dont ? outside of home..
A lil later you'll sit in there til everybody gone, like a ninja. A ? stankin ass ninja
Now? Pft walkin out like that episode of Martin, 'comin out feelin bout 10 pouuunds lighter'. NFG -
Keep it moving like ? itChillaDaKilla wrote: »Did the 2 people who viewed your thread already answer? I don't want to be rude
Yes your mom and sister just left. They should be home shortly. -
Real ? don't ever let their cheeks touch the seats
you gotta learn the triple bye bye birdie
str8 levitate shittin out hea -
Keep it moving like ? itI ain't holding in nothin. If i gotta go then I'm putting the toilet seat paper down & doing what i got to do
I hate when ya doo doo leave skidmarks in the toilet bowl -
Warn them to 'enter at their own risk'? that...i ain't finna ? on myself. !
...I'm a Grown ass Man brah.
I'll let the ? know though... -
Keep it moving like ? itThey get a warning, that's it
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Keep it moving like ? itno lie i be trying to pick low traffic times cuz we got lil ass bathrooms
but I have no shame once the deed is done.....and I aint saying ?
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Keep it moving like ? itI dont like using public restrooms. But when i do i blow that ? up. Step out the stall wash my hands. Make eye contact wit the first ? i see in there. And say "top that"
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Damn near thought this was a Dro thread. Lol.
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Keep it moving like ? itWe actually got two men's restrooms. One of them is down this long hallway in tha cut. I just go 2 that one cuz nobody hardly ever go there
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I'll blow up any bathroom, no ? given. I'm a human, we take ? . It's normal. Don't like it, ? you, you damn ? .
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aint nothing like your home bathroom so i try to avoid using the bathroom at work cause it'll never compare but if it gets to a point that i cant hold on much longer and have to go i walk up outta there like
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Warn them to 'enter at their own risk'I personally buy and replace a can of air freshener and a can of Lysol disinfectant. Cause if I don't have enough time to drop a load at home Imma drop it as soon as I get to work. Let me walk in there and smell ass and or ? . Im calling ? out. "There's two cans of spray I bought for all of you wtf" is how it usually go. I don't play about that.
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I purposely ? at work on tha weekends because I like tha feeling of getting paid overtime to ? ...I get paid $25 for a 30 min ? on a Sunday...and if I do a full blown "? it, I'm about to chill and surf tha Web for an hour while I ? on tha clock" that's $50...
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*workin a shift where whole building is empty so he has work bathroom practically to himself post*
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Keep it moving like ? itI purposely ? at work on tha weekends because I like tha feeling of getting paid overtime to ? ...I get paid $25 for a 30 min ? on a Sunday...and if I do a full blown "? it, I'm about to chill and surf tha Web for an hour while I ? on tha clock" that's $50...
Thats Captain Morgan ? Right There....#Bars
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It's rare that I take ? at work. Nothing like the comfort of home
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Keep it moving like ? itLmfao
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man...had to call some games with the boy knock_twice yesterday
so i showed up to the school early and stomach was growling. Cant be running up and down the court with the bubble guts
usually, when i show up to the schools, i dont like to use the same bathroom as these kids b/c lets face it, these lil ? nasty af and nastier than the ? I was in high school with
so, the search for a relatively used bathroom was on
so, im in the school with my terminator vision looking for a bathroom
Im nervous af b/c im in a school and with ? being so PC these days, aint no telling how people gon respond to a black dude roaming the halls.
so i pass up the first bathroom...this is the one the lil nasty niggahs use...nah b
im walking down the hall, turn the corner, and BOOM, here it is. Looks like it was JUST cleaned.
Go to the handicap stall. The toilet is in immaculate condition. Lock the door and man...it went down. I was yelling Timber!!! -
I'd rather someone funk up a bathroom than be walking behind them in the grocery store or something fartin the whole way while I hafta smell their rancid ass ? bombs. I will say that ? out load about ? this aisle smells like ass and then eyeball everyone in it talking about how someone needs to take a ? .
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Warn them to 'enter at their own risk'I dont ? outside of home..
WOAT thinking. ? if I know ima go into work I'll hold that ? in that extra 30 min. Getting paid to ? is the GOAT feeling and I take my time in that ? -
I got caught with the bubble guts while on lunch one time and blew that popeyes bathroom the ? up...
