Greatest Sex Thread

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BrideofKilla
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edited March 2016 in AKA Donkey
Hey :)

Share your best sexual experience.

What made it stand out from your or your S/o's usual performance?

Where did it take place?

If you haven't had the best yet, describe how you'd like it to be and who you'd like it to be with.

Feel free to get as graphic as you like...

Guys, use spoilers if you just want the women to read it...

Feel free to include pics/vids if you have them...

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  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    OhMars wrote: »
    How you gonna make a thread and not drop a story

    Who said I wasn't putting mines together now?

    Mines will be a fantasy for me and Chilla. But I don't want this thread to be all about us, cause I want everyone to contribute.

    I'll go 5th...

    So stop deflecting and share if you can :)
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    OhMars wrote: »
    How you gonna make a thread and not drop a story

    Who said I wasn't putting mines together now?

    Mines will be a fantasy for me and Chilla. But I don't want this thread to be all about us, cause I want everyone to contribute.

    I'll go 5th...

    So stop deflecting and share if you can :)

    This thread aint about fantasy. This thread is about real facts.
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lou_Cypher wrote: »
    OhMars wrote: »
    How you gonna make a thread and not drop a story

    Who said I wasn't putting mines together now?

    Mines will be a fantasy for me and Chilla. But I don't want this thread to be all about us, cause I want everyone to contribute.

    I'll go 5th...

    So stop deflecting and share if you can :)

    This thread aint about fantasy. This thread is about real facts.

    How the ? you gonna tell me what my thread is about?!

    Lol ok nvmd. Thought we could have some fun in donkey but maybe I should have this moved to g&s...
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    OhMars wrote: »
    One time, a pretty lady let me stick my ? in her vigina.....
    Missionary
    B)

    I don't even know what a vigina is, but keep going!

    What kind of missionary?

    Why was it the best?
  • Melanin_Enriched
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    OhMars wrote: »
    One time, a pretty lady let me stick my ? in her vigina.....
    Missionary
    B)

    Did she at least let you hold her hand or was she a total ? ?
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread is a trap....
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

    You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

    Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread is a trap....

    A trap for what?
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread is a trap....

    A trap for what?

    i wont disrespect @atribecalledgabi by sharing any salacious encounters ive had prior to meeting her
  • _Jay_
    _Jay_ Members, Administrators Posts: 3,689 My Name Is My Name.
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    Making multiples happen...in more than one woman. yuh
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If you haven't had the best yet, describe how you'd like it to be and who you'd like it to be with.
    I'd like it to be with this woman
    IMG_20150723_123647923_zps6nan2roj_edit_1440542626504_zpsbasw55hk.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
    Spoiler to protect identity

    I want her in cosplay
    plus-size-fifi-the-french-maid-costume.jpg


    And under it i want this on her
    IMG_20150329_220142_zpsgpnfdng2_edit_1442638886614_zpstzjwhk34.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
    My plan is to catch this unsuspecting person in an elevator, discreetly push the stop button and pretend the elevator has malfunctioned......then have my way with her from there
    Ts what can u do for me to accomplish this experience?
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread is a trap....

    A trap for what?

    i wont disrespect @atribecalledgabi by sharing any salacious encounters ive had prior to meeting her

    Didn't know y'all was a thing. Congrats!

    What would you like your first encounter with her to be like?
  • OhMars
    OhMars Members Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    OhMars wrote: »
    One time, a pretty lady let me stick my ? in her vigina.....
    Missionary
    B)

    I don't even know what a vigina is, but keep going!

    What kind of missionary?

    Why was it the best?

    I'm not gonna lie. I made all that up
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2016
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    OhMars wrote: »
    OhMars wrote: »
    One time, a pretty lady let me stick my ? in her vigina.....
    Missionary
    B)

    I don't even know what a vigina is, but keep going!

    What kind of missionary?

    Why was it the best?

    I'm not gonna lie. I made all that up

    I'm starting to think AyeB ain't the only ? on here..

    https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    gns wrote: »
    If you haven't had the best yet, describe how you'd like it to be and who you'd like it to be with.
    I'd like it to be with this woman
    IMG_20150723_123647923_zps6nan2roj_edit_1440542626504_zpsbasw55hk.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
    Spoiler to protect identity

    I want her in cosplay
    plus-size-fifi-the-french-maid-costume.jpg


    And under it i want this on her
    IMG_20150329_220142_zpsgpnfdng2_edit_1442638886614_zpstzjwhk34.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
    My plan is to catch this unsuspecting person in an elevator, discreetly push the stop button and pretend the elevator has malfunctioned......then have my way with her from there
    Ts what can u do for me to accomplish this experience?

    Can't help you there. But an elevator scene is certainly innovative.

    Maybe a different target with the same approach?
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nah sights already set
    Mustve missed the unsuspecting part
    Watch your ass in the future
  • iron man1
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    I'll participate Bride . One fun moment was with my ex that took my v card. After the usual first wack time and I got more comfortable with her it really made sex enjoyable. She liked to ride and that was always amazing and her chest was huge so I'd bite/suck them ahh good times.
  • Ol Jay's
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    edited March 2016
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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

    You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

    Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

    smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

    I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    I was going to share, but Bride been oc on my feelings reaction lately, so nope

    You and @chicity post with way too many feelings. I daresay you're in competition to see who can 'out Drake' the other.

    Ten goats for your next 10 posts if you contribute. Deal?

    smh, I'm not going to do this with you Bride, because it'll only reveal we're not as cool as I thought we were, you should get me by now

    I don't post with feelings, my posts evoke feelings

    It was just a joke, man...sheesh