Why'd I Smash? :( (ill Community True Life Tales)
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I had just gotten out the military and back to civilian life. I was in a new city (Coco Beach, FL) and still meeting new people. One night i went out and had a few too many Appleton Jamaican rum and Heneiken's when i made a poor decision. I was posted up against the bar when a "fat thing" creeped upon me and started talking to me. I was ? and at my lowest point when she stuck out her tongue ring insinuating she gave fire head. I eventually became weak and asked her how far does she live from the club. She said five minutes and we then took off. The following morning after i woke up, i could not believe what i just did. I gave her the wrong number, drove home with a mean hangover, and no pride. The was the last time i have ever looked a fat woman in her eyes.
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Bruh I guess this is the scumbag thread for the GnS
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I had just gotten out the military and back to civilian life. I was in a new city (Coco Beach, FL) and still meeting new people. One night i went out and had a few too many Appleton Jamaican rum and Heneiken's when i made a poor decision. I was posted up against the bar when a "fat thing" creeped upon me and started talking to me. I was ? and at my lowest point when she stuck out her tongue ring insinuating she gave fire head. I eventually became weak and asked her how far does she live from the club. She said five minutes and we then took off. The following morning after i woke up, i could not believe what i just did. I gave her the wrong number, drove home with a mean hangover, and no pride. The was the last time i have ever looked a fat woman in her eyes.
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Lol I was unfortunate enough to take one for the team
Homie tricked me and gave me the ugly friend den the ? was on her period and still wanted me to smash..... I did it smh worst 10mins of my life
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Lou_Cypher wrote: »I was ? one time. Super ? faced.
Was living with my friend and an ex girlfriend of mine. Girl roommate invited a couple friends over. One was sexy, one was big. Id say bigger than me or the same size (i was a big guy back then, still somewhat am). Sexy girl brought her BF. Big girl was someone i knew for a few years and sold weed to, would always smoke me out. Played beer ? and me and my male roommate were table champions for 5 hours or so. Dont know how many cases of beer we went through but i know there was a bottle of some ? smirnoff involved with the beer.
So played beerpong until 2AM or so. Sexy girl left, big girl stayed because she was too ? to drive. She asks if i want to smoke so we go into my room to smoke. At the time i had a King size bed and it was massive, took up 3/4 of my room. She asked if she could pass out on the other side of my bed and i said sure.
Pass out. Wake up later and this girl is tugging on my ? . Wasn't proud of myself, but i was hard and i pushed her head down and she blew me till i nutted. She gave some amazing head. Pierced tongue and all that. Rolled over after i was done, heard her say some smart ass ? expecting me to go down on her or something.
Woke up, didnt remember ? , went to work. I worked with my chick roommate at the time and she comes into the shop with a big ass grin and yells "She sucked your ? in your sleep!!" i look at her confused and all my co workers are looking at me like wtf?? Took me a second, but then everything starts popping back up in my head and i get this look like "oh ? ..." and everyone starts laughing, but we continue on with the day.
3 Years later I reconnect with this chick by selling her weed again. My parents were in the process of moving and my step dad had moved to Minnesota already with my little brothers and my mom was still in Anchorage working until the house was sold and I had moved in because my lease was up on my apartment and she needed help paying the bills while my dads paychecks were going to the new house. Mom leaves on a conference and im at home alone. Had surgery a month earlier and im sitting in my room playing xbox. Big chick hits me up needing a bag so i tell her to come over. She comes in, asks if i want to smoke, i load up the vaporizer and we start smoking. I was high on painkillers from the surgery and when you do opiates it can be very hard to achieve orgasm. I wasnt having too much luck doing it by myself and had wanted to bust a nut pretty bad. Her big ass was wearing a tank top and her big ass double D's were popping out of her shirt. Shes all being flirty with me so I whip it out. She gets to work and its GOAT. Still not able to ? so i start ? her face. Still nothing so i bend her over and we go at it. About an hour later after i get through all 3 holes i finally nut the most amazing nut ive ever had. Immediately after i ? , its like i woke up out of a dream and came back to reality. I see her laying there face in the pillow, ass in the air covered in my nut, breathing all heavy and i feel disgusted in myself. So much shame lol. I go get her a towel and she cleans up then i make some excuse to get her out of there. She leaves and would text me all the damn time when she would get ? . I almost went to her a few times but i would go ? and change my mind lol.
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Bruh I guess this is the scumbag thread for the GnS
Damn sho thought these stories were told in that thread. I guess ? was holding back. Lol.
Aiight well I'm TRY not gonna drop a titangraph story but I doubt it...Pretty much use to mess wit this big chick who use to work wit me. She quit, but we kept in contact. Hit me up about hookin up while she was at a get together (get together that my current s/o was having, but we wasn't official at that time. just messing around).
She was one of those who was real big, then lost some weight, but still had fat on her. But at that time she was losing it. Anyway, 1st time we meet up was at a Red Roof Inn after I got off work. Got undressed...nothin but rolls. Not much ? meat. Smh...UNTIL I slid in that ? . COT...DAMN. That s***...that...my goodness. I was trying my damndest not to buss quick.
This hefa had me forget about all that I described about her. Head game was one of the best ever. After that nut was finally buss tho, in come the "Diet Coke Effect" . You know that taste you get in your mout when you drink Diet Coke b/c you're thirty as hell. But then once you've quenched that thirst, in comes that nasty azzz after taste. Yeah that was I went thru. She got up to wipe up, and all I could do was look at her body like...
..."Really Recap?" So we're sittin on the bed chillin, and thinking of an excuse to bounce on this hefa like "Yeah so...
I took too long. B/c she started back up wit me again. Had Recap succumb to that glorious ? . When I did finally leave, all I could do was smh. Vowed to make this a one time thing...BULL***! I continued f***'in this broad in my house, her house, my car, in her folks house, their driveway. Each time had the Diet Coke Effect, but continued on.
So later on she gained some...a lot of weight back. This time I'm really lookin at this hefa like "Da f***??". Avoided all advances of wanting to go out. Went by her crib to chill (she was still cool when she want to be. plus she cooked) and just looked at her while she was in the kitchen. Smh. Tellin myself I need to leave...IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately my dumbazzz rationalized the situation and was like "You done came all this way ? . Minus well g'on head and smash." Aaaaaaand that exactly what I did. A couple...a few...several...a bunch more times.
I couldn't resist that ? and head. That s*** had me driving 35-40 mins on her side of town in the morning, and at night. Had me recording our sessions (ole girl was a squirter), taking pics, etc. Eventually we stopped b/c she wanted more. Plus she argued too much. Chat here & there every so often. Probably could still get it if I wanted to. Smh.
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YuckRecaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Bruh I guess this is the scumbag thread for the GnS
Damn sho thought these stories were told in that thread. I ? was holding back. Lol.
Aiight well I'm TRY not gonna drop a titangraph story but I doubt it...Pretty much use to mess wit this big chick who use to work wit me. She quit, but we kept in contact. Hit me up about hookin up while she was at a get together (get together that my current s/o was having, but we wasn't official at that time. just messing around).
She was one of those who was real big, then lost some weight, but still had fat on her. But at that time she was losing it. Anyway, 1st time we meet up was at a Red Roof Inn after I got off work. Got undressed...nothin but rolls. Not much ? meat. Smh...UNTIL I slid in that ? . COT...DAMN. That s***...that...my goodness. I was trying my damndest it buss quick.
This hefa had me forget about all that I described about her. Head game was one of the best ever. After that nut was finally buss, in come the "Diet Coke Effect" . You know that taste you get in your mout when you drink Diet Coke b/c you're thirty as hell. But then once you've quenched that thirt, in comes that nasty azzz after taste. Yeah that was I went thru. She got up to wipe up, and all I could do was look at her body like...
..."Really Recap?" So we're sittin on the bed chillin, and thinking of an excuse to bounce on this hefa like "Yeah so...
I took too long. B/c she started back up wit me again. Had Recap succumb to that glorious ? . When I did finally leave, all I could was smh. Vowed to make this a one time thing...BULL***! I continued f***'ing this broad in my house, her house, my car, in her folks house, their driveway. Each time had the Diet Coke Effect, but continued on.
So later on she gained some...a lot of weight back. This time I'm really lookin at this hefa like "Da f***??". Avoided all advances of wanting to go out. Went by her crib to chill (she was still cool when she want to be. plus she cooked) and just looked at her while she was in the kitchen. Smh. Tellin myself I need to leave...IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately my dumbazzz rationalized the situation and was like "You done came all this way ? . Minus well g'on head and smash." Aaaaaaand that exactly what I did. A couple...a few...several...a bunch more times.
I couldn't resist that ? and head. That s*** had me driving 35-40 mins on her side of town in the morning, and at night. Had me recording our sessions (ole girl was a squirter), taking pics, etc. Eventually we stopped b/c wanted more. Plus she argued too much. Chat here & there. Probably could still get it if I wanted to. Smh.
Big girls ? be yankin y'all. Imma witness.
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I wonder do females have this problem
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I hooked up with this one chick off a mutual acquaintance.she was fat as ? ass as big as her gut......the first time she came over my house she was sweating like a rotisserie chicken. ..she hadn't had sex in 2 years.....she wasn't lying first time we ? her ? was tighter than a drum.
We ? n smoked for awhile but I had to end it.....? had no job....except for braiding ? 's hair and she'd always hit me up in the middle of the day to buy her food..a pizza here.. Chinese delivery there....i look back on those days with disgust but her ? is still top 5 till this day -
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Umm
Where do I begin
Met this chick off pof back in the day.
Was in a drought and hit rock bottom.
Decided to go get her than bring her to my spot.
? looked like yokozuna Lil sister.
When she got in,she made the car lean on her side.
I know my passenger side hated me for that .
Took her to crib and we watched a movie.
She sucked my ? the entire movie until I bust.
Made up a story about going to work early,needed sleep.
She left behind this Smell of sweat, a gym mat,and elbow flakes.
Dropped her off and went home and showered and lysoled my living room.
The shame.
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my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this ? was over a decade ago.. still disgustedin the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read
aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new ?
so we meet up, drink ending up ? raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw ? them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning ? she told me ? inside her and i did it like a ? ? .. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol
so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like ? .. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..
but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to ? this is what the ? told me
her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had ? me",
but she made it seem like they forced her...
me "soooo them ? ? u??? ? u call the cops!?!?!"
her "well, they didnt ? me, they ? me..."
me "what... they ? u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "? they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"
her "no i wasnt"
me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"
her "friday"
me **looks at calender** it was Sunday ? morning
me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four ? ? u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me ? inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"
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Another took 1 for the team story
These 2 white chick's they was cousins Danielle and Misty. Danielle had some big ass ? and was cute. Misty was just big but had a coo personality. So we drinking at my crib I'm ? up mixing lite and dark smmfh so Misty gives my boy a massage then she tells me it's my turn. So being the cool homie I tell her cool but let's go 2 my room and do it. Give my boy the nod like handle your biz I got her. Hit the room get my massage she like I been wanting 2 ? I'm like me 2 so I raw dog I dunno man like a rage went thru me I was hyped ? this white girl I felt in my mind this was payback 4 slavery and all that lol I'm tryna ? this broad ? . Any who I bust we pass out. I wake up they leaving only 2 find out my boy didn't even smash oh well I did. Not proud of the ? but I was looking out 4 my boy. -
One of my crew was crashing at my crib for a while just to get back on his feet. One day after I get off work we roll out down the road to Ann Arbor to the arcade over on U of M's campus for some liquor fueled Tekken Tag Tournament, then we hit this Burger King before we head back to the crib. My boy was flirting with the hoodbooger working the drive thru to get some free ? from her and it works... better than he expected. We get extra burgers and fries thrown in the bag as well as her phone number. I didn't get that great of a look at her and really didn't give a ? either 'cause I was ? as ? and laughing my ass off at the lame ? this dude was saying and her actually falling for it.
Next day I'm at the office and the homie hits me up. ? was like (as best I can remember)
"aye dawg, you remember that broad from BK?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"I hollered at her... We pickin her up when she gets off work tonight. She talkin' bout gettin a liquor session going and seeing where that goes"
"? ... I'ont even remember what the chick look like... ? what she lookin like???"
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"? ... Aiight, the hoe busted, and she a chicken sandwich away from being fat, but ? that ? the ? sound live and she willin. She said you was cute too so ? 's a wrap. We gettin her when you get off."
So I get off work, hit the crib and ? around until about 7 or 8. Right before we leave I grab my fifth of Jim Beam out the freezer and pour me a double... then I took the bottle with me. We get to BK's and he goes in for a sec, then comes back out like "aiight, she's on her way out".
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She comes out. She's about 5'9" tall, around a solid 200lbs, fat ? , almost no ass, her grill is on Mo'nique status with obvious weave and now she got the car smellin like fries and minimum wage.
About 5 minutes after we drive off, I'm smelling cheap liquor reeeeeal strong. I check my bottle to see if I spilled it but the cap is on tight. Turns out this chick cracked a pint of Mohawk vodka and is sittin back there just drinking the ? like water. I look at my dude, he look at me and we just shake our heads like "? ... we got her in the car, might as well..."
We back at my crib, I get a better look at her and I'm convinced that I'm about to hit a low point in my life and I start to contemplate where it all went wrong while staring into my glass of whiskey. She goes into my bathroom and changes out of her uniform and into a little big broad mini skirt and a little spaghetti strap shirt that's straining to keep her ? under control. We sittin off talking ? , then I get up and throw some ? shaking ? on my turntables. Might as well make a party out of this. She get up dancing, grinding and ? on both of us when my boy motioned me to get behind her and he backed against my table facing her. She got heated up from this, bent over and reached around, unzipped me and pulled my ? out and started rubbing it against her ass, my boy moved closer to her face and she pulled his ? out and started blowing him. I'm ? her, she suckin him and I stopped the ? to grab some condoms and we moved the ? to the couch. She took everything off and now I'm seeing the level of despair... Fat rolls and folds in abundance on this broad. She bent over so I could hit it from the back and even bent over all I could see was cottage cheese in her ass and thighs.
I went ahead and ? ... She gave my boy what he described as "sorry ass head" and when we got finished I learned this ? was just the beginning of a night of depravity...
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So we done ? , but the ? ain't over.
She got dressed and all and my boy was like "yo, I know you got a friend or two to fall through" and ole girl lit up like "hell yeah... Lemme call my girl up right quick!". So she get her on the phone and told her we finna pick her up and her girl was soundin extra enthusiastic on the phone. Once she hung up I was like "What she lookin like", thinking that if this ? gets any worse I'm prolly gonna go to the nearest NOI temple and sign up after this is all over.
"She cute, she short, kinda petite, but she cute tho".
I'm skeptical as ? , 'causa busted broads idea of cute ain't never been cute by any stretch of the imagination. So we get to her apartment complex and ths chick comes out of her building and she's short and basic as hell lookin. Better than the broad we just got done ? , but damn if this chick ain't extra super plain lookin. Anyways she get's in and we roll back to my crib. I pour some drinks and get the music going again with the short broad grinding on my boy. Big broad done taken a liking to me by now and she's making it clear by the way she's dancing and grabbing on me. The lil chick was like "aw ? , it's like that???" turned around, dropped to her knees and just started blowing my boy. Big broad ain't finna be outdone by that so she follows suit by giving me head, then gets up and tells her girl to switch so now lil chick is suckin me off. I look over at my boy, he looks at me like "yeah ? !" and I'm like "? it dawg let's do this ? ". I tell the lil broad "take them ? ...", and before I could even get "off" out she hopped up and stripped out of her ? fast as ? and proceeded to ? some more. This chick has almost no ? and very minimal ass with zero curves to boot; ? ain't lookin good with either of these ghetto hoes. Big broad is puttin in work, pauses to get naked, then gets back to it. Now, she's starting to get sloppy ? and me and dude done already ? her once, so we turn our attention to the lil chick and take her back to my bedroom, leaving big gyal out on the couch. We spinnin this chick around back and forth taking turns ? and gettin head for about half an hour when all three of us stop and laugh like "damn, we left ya girl out on the couch". We go back out there and the chick is sittin on the couch with her legs up playing with her ? with South Park on TV. I go back over to her and just stick my ? in her mouth, then start ? her, my boy literally picked up the lil chick and was like "Dawg, peep this ? out!". Me and ole girl look up and this dude has her over his shoulder with a long neck beer bottle up this chick ? and she sittin there giggling like it's the funniest ? in the world. We switch back and forth ? these broads for another couple of hours and eventually we all pass out.
I wake up in my bed with lil chick next to me. I go out into the livingroom and my boy is passed out on my chair and ottoman, and big girl is laid out on my couch ? naked with one leg off the couch and one leg draped over the back of it. I go back in the room, wake lil chick up and we go out and look and ? up laughing. We go back in the room and I'm like "yo, you tryin to ? again?" and she's like "bet, let's run that", so we get another ? session off before going to sleep.
I wake up around noon or some ? . Big chick is still asleep with her legs cocked open. My boy is already up...
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"nih-ga..."
Shorty come out the room still ? naked. She sees her girl and starts laughing again then goes back in the room to get dressed. My boy wakes ole girl up and tells her to get dressed.
We dropped both of 'em off. We rolled back to the crib without speaking a word, just sat there listening to some Juvenile. We got back to the crib and took a look around. My spot was trashed. The livingroom was on ? , my bedroom was demolished. There was liquor spilled on the floor, my table, and on my kitchen counter. I sat there looking around and then I saw it:
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell ? nawl."
There was a big ass stain on my couch where big broad was sleeping. Either the ? ? on my couch or squirted on it, but it didn't matter which one it was... My ? was royally ? up and I was utterly disgusted by it. A while later while the cover and cushion were drying we both agreed that we had officially hit rock bottom when it came to hoes. While we would have a whole bunch of similar escapades with chicks over the course of that summer (which we have officially named "The Summer of Sin"), nothing would ever match the sheer gutterness of that ? .
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my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this ? was over a decade ago.. still disgustedin the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read
aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new ?
so we meet up, drink ending up ? raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw ? them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning ? she told me ? inside her and i did it like a ? ? .. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol
so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like ? .. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..
but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to ? this is what the ? told me
her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had ? me",
but she made it seem like they forced her...
me "soooo them ? ? u??? ? u call the cops!?!?!"
her "well, they didnt ? me, they ? me..."
me "what... they ? u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "? they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"
her "no i wasnt"
me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"
her "friday"
me **looks at calender** it was Sunday ? morning
me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four ? ? u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me ? inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"
somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this ? .. and my ? still kicked it with this ? again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of ?
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konceptjones wrote: »So we done ? , but the ? ain't over.
She got dressed and all and my boy was like "yo, I know you got a friend or two to fall through" and ole girl lit up like "hell yeah... Lemme call my girl up right quick!". So she get her on the phone and told her we finna pick her up and her girl was soundin extra enthusiastic on the phone. Once she hung up I was like "What she lookin like", thinking that if this ? gets any worse I'm prolly gonna go to the nearest NOI temple and sign up after this is all over.
"She cute, she short, kinda petite, but she cute tho".
I'm skeptical as ? , 'causa busted broads idea of cute ain't never been cute by any stretch of the imagination. So we get to her apartment complex and ths chick comes out of her building and she's short and basic as hell lookin. Better than the broad we just got done ? , but damn if this chick ain't extra super plain lookin. Anyways she get's in and we roll back to my crib. I pour some drinks and get the music going again with the short broad grinding on my boy. Big broad done taken a liking to me by now and she's making it clear by the way she's dancing and grabbing on me. The lil chick was like "aw ? , it's like that???" turned around, dropped to her knees and just started blowing my boy. Big broad ain't finna be outdone by that so she follows suit by giving me head, then gets up and tells her girl to switch so now lil chick is suckin me off. I look over at my boy, he looks at me like "yeah ? !" and I'm like "? it dawg let's do this ? ". I tell the lil broad "take them ? ...", and before I could even get "off" out she hopped up and stripped out of her ? fast as ? and proceeded to ? some more. This chick has almost no ? and very minimal ass with zero curves to boot; ? ain't lookin good with either of these ghetto hoes. Big broad is puttin in work, pauses to get naked, then gets back to it. Now, she's starting to get sloppy ? and me and dude done already ? her once, so we turn our attention to the lil chick and take her back to my bedroom, leaving big gyal out on the couch. We spinnin this chick around back and forth taking turns ? and gettin head for about half an hour when all three of us stop and laugh like "damn, we left ya girl out on the couch". We go back out there and the chick is sittin on the couch with her legs up playing with her ? with South Park on TV. I go back over to her and just stick my ? in her mouth, then start ? her, my boy literally picked up the lil chick and was like "Dawg, peep this ? out!". Me and ole girl look up and this dude has her over his shoulder with a long neck beer bottle up this chick ? and she sittin there giggling like it's the funniest ? in the world. We switch back and forth ? these broads for another couple of hours and eventually we all pass out.
I wake up in my bed with lil chick next to me. I go out into the livingroom and my boy is passed out on my chair and ottoman, and big girl is laid out on my couch ? naked with one leg off the couch and one leg draped over the back of it. I go back in the room, wake lil chick up and we go out and look and ? up laughing. We go back in the room and I'm like "yo, you tryin to ? again?" and she's like "bet, let's run that", so we get another ? session off before going to sleep.
I wake up around noon or some ? . Big chick is still asleep with her legs cocked open. My boy is already up...
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"? ..."
"nih-ga..."
Shorty come out the room still ? naked. She sees her girl and starts laughing again then goes back in the room to get dressed. My boy wakes ole girl up and tells her to get dressed.
We dropped both of 'em off. We rolled back to the crib without speaking a word, just sat there listening to some Juvenile. We got back to the crib and took a look around. My spot was trashed. The livingroom was on ? , my bedroom was demolished. There was liquor spilled on the floor, my table, and on my kitchen counter. I sat there looking around and then I saw it:
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell ? nawl."
There was a big ass stain on my couch where big broad was sleeping. Either the ? ? on my couch or squirted on it, but it didn't matter which one it was... My ? was royally ? up and I was utterly disgusted by it. A while later while the cover and cushion were drying we both agreed that we had officially hit rock bottom when it came to hoes. While we would have a whole bunch of similar escapades with chicks over the course of that summer (which we have officially named "The Summer of Sin"), nothing would ever match the sheer gutterness of that ? .
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my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this ? was over a decade ago.. still disgustedin the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read
aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new ?
so we meet up, drink ending up ? raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw ? them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning ? she told me ? inside her and i did it like a ? ? .. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol
so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like ? .. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..
but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to ? this is what the ? told me
her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had ? me",
but she made it seem like they forced her...
me "soooo them ? ? u??? ? u call the cops!?!?!"
her "well, they didnt ? me, they ? me..."
me "what... they ? u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "? they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"
her "no i wasnt"
me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"
her "friday"
me **looks at calender** it was Sunday ? morning
me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four ? ? u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me ? inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"
somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this ? .. and my ? still kicked it with this ? again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of ?
Everyone look at this....
... This is how STDs are created... -
That went from lol to smh real quick
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my story from the "going raw thread".. smh this ? was over a decade ago.. still disgustedin the spirit of the IC.. i will tell this story.. sorry for the titan, but worth the read
aight was living in DE this was like 2005 myspace days. messaging some chick like 3am.. we ended talking on the phone like noon the next day. We chat and she like she gon come through tonight. she says "dont laugh at me if im walking funny ". i thought that was weird... shoulda been my first red flag.. but u know.. new ?
so we meet up, drink ending up ? raw. (this is where the time comes to play) met her online at 3am... by 9pm the same day im raw ? them guts out smh. so smash a couple times that night, and again in the morning. that morning ? she told me ? inside her and i did it like a ? ? .. im disgusted with myself the more and more i type this lol
so soon as i bust that last nut inside her.. i rollover and she hits me with the "i got something to tell u and i hope u wont be mad" u already know im like ? .. heres come the heavy. she was just like she was a few weeks preggo already but was planning on getting an abortion (i think she might have been like 23 with a 3 year old kid already.. i was 22).. i was like "oh ok .. i mean long as a few months down the line (if u end up not having the abortion) u dont be trying to hit me like im that babies daddy im cool..
but then that made me me think "why did u tell me u might be walking funny".. i swear to ? this is what the ? told me
her "well ive known this guy i chatted with online for over a year. we were strictly friends.. well we finally said we would meet up.. like i said it was strictly platonic. well i go over his house and he has 4 of his friends over, and soon as i got there he leaves and his four friends had ? me",
but she made it seem like they forced her...
me "soooo them ? ? u??? ? u call the cops!?!?!"
her "well, they didnt ? me, they ? me..."
me "what... they ? u.." **looked her up and down real slow** "? they ran a train on yo ass and u was down"
her "no i wasnt"
me "hold on.. WHEN did this happen????"
her "friday"
me **looks at calender** it was Sunday ? morning
me " so u already preggo by some other cat... four ? ? u 6 ways from sunday 2 nights ago.. and u wanted me ? inside u and skeet skeet skeet and u havent even known me 24 hrs yet... yeah time to take u back to the crib"
somehow some way i didnt get burnt by this ? .. and my ? still kicked it with this ? again (thats another story as well) smh at me being young dumb and full of ?
Everyone look at this....
... This is how STDs are created...
that was 11 years ago and im still std free.... but i wont front. my atheist ass was praying to sweet baby jesus waiting for them results
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"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hell ? nawl."
This s*** got me lmao. Didn't even have to read the rest to figure out what happened. Lol -
the L's in this muthafucca
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
I was living with my ? in Kennesaw at the time, and this ? was always hyping me about this spot called Electric Cowboy. He said it was this giant two story cowboy club filled with white ? who who thirsty for ? since none ever came in. Him and his boy used to clean up there every weekend, so one weekend when I wasn't working I was like, 'Aiight bet lets slide out'
So we get in this ? and I kid you not, its like thousands of ? in there yeehawing, square dancing, electric sliding, and cha-cha'ing and ? . White women as far as the eye can see. We walked in there (3 ? ) and it was like we had halos or a glowing aura or some ? . My boy and his friend are these light skinned green eyed ? so the top tier ? were fighting over them. With that said, ALL THE HOOD RAT WHITE ? FLOCK TO ME, I'm like ? !!
Anyway this was when I was in my 'broke & scheming' days and I just wanted to smoke and smash with these hoes. I went down the hoodrat line up like it was an interview.
"You got weed at home? Oh you don't?"
"You got weed at home? Oh you do??"
Notice how my only criteria was, "weed" and nothing about how you look. The only ? who said she had, "pounds of kush" was this 350+ pound chick with her 'sister' who was around 250+ pounds. ? looked like Honey Boo Boo's moms on a good day. Both these ? came to the joint in Jetta. I rode with them and sat on the sisters lap in the back seat. I should've stopped the car and got out right there.
We get to this ? crib and it was falling apart, holes in the roof, pots on the floor, holes in the ground, 6 pitbulls, 1 snake, and all these mu'fuckas are roaming around free. ? damn zoo. At this point I don't even wanna smash anymore I just want to rob this ? for all her stash, I was so upset at myself. She went to the fridge and pulled out wild turkey and we get to taking shots. I'm blurry at this point, she get naked and motions for me to come over to her. I tried as hard as I could to get hard, it just wasn't working. My ? was like, "? , I'll never forgive you for this ? ". Anyway after a hour or so I got like half a hard on and busted a pathetic nut on this ? back, she started to tell me how she's a freelance ? or sometihng along the lines. She passes out after we drink more wild turkey and I found this ? stash and took about a OZ of kush and had my boy come pick me up.
I didn't share that OZ with anyone. I earned that lick. -
@kinghassan What I tell you in the other thread about some of these ? and their standards? Lol
Lol @ "standards"....I stopped having standards in 07
