Let the countdown to prison time begin: Offset from Migos caught on camera beating a fool up
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That recap by T/S was hilarious and well written..
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I've literally LOL'd at the IC many times but I think this thread is the first time I've literally yelled What The ? outloud multiple times.
I didn't click on the ? because I don't care about Migos. Smh I should've stayed out. It's too early for my brain to absorb all this hilarity and confusion. Reading all these posts is the first thing I did today. I don't think I can have a normal day after what I've learned here.
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Ok I grew up in Massachusetts, I don't live there anymore and never really rep it like that, but I feel the need to go on record and say that Ive never heard anything about ? ? organized crime mobs. Idk wtf kinda company this ? keeps
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I swear Ima start telling my son "don't do heroin ever in life. If you do, some ? pimps are going to ? you. Heroin, not even once."
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lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.lordstanley wrote: »
What's that even mean?lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.
If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.lordstanley wrote: »
What's that even mean?lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.
If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.
Hold up hold up hold up.... Newton?
Newton is a rich white suburb. Like, big houses and soccer moms. I know 5 grand has a couple decades on me but I've never heard of it being that different than it is now.
@5grand are you sure you got your facts straight on these stories? Could it be some combination of PTSD and Alzheimer's setting in? Did this really happen in jail? Because that would make a lot more sense. -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »JokerBadA$$ wrote: »
That deadbeat stopped recapping in 2004
Aight bet:
I create a thread about Offset and his boys jumping some dude. Offset is on probation so this is a bad look. Thread stays on topic for one page.
@5 grand comes out of parts unknown Bermuda Triangle land of Oz left field and says that only ? kick people when they are down. This is because, according to 5grand, there is a move you can do while on the ground that will knock someone unconscious, allowing a person to...
? someone in the ass. In 5Grands opinion, if you know this (which for some horribly unknown reason 5grand thinks Offset does) unless you want to get ? in the ass you won't kick a downed person.
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He's spent the follwing 8 pages trying to school us, in his long winded, authoritarian manner, about some secret style of fighting that not only ? , but also pimps use to ? people. These pimps and ? use drugs to aid their ? efforts, being so adept at drugging and ? people that they can do so without your knowledge multiple times.
How does he know? Because he's had his manhood stolen in such a manner before. But don't worry folks, he's castrated the offending ? or ? , which also clears him of gayness. He's also offered some hilarious fighting tips for when you think a ? scenario is at hand.
Everything that's not 5grand persistently discussing ? assault is us as a community reacting in shock or trying to make sense of this calamity. Most importantly, I wonder...
How the ? did he keep all this crazy ? in for so long?
Dont blink folks
HerbalVaporCapers
you forgot "? or get ? " -
Don't blink in Newton yall
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lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.lordstanley wrote: »
What's that even mean?lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.
If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.lordstanley wrote: »
What's that even mean?lordstanley wrote: »lordstanley wrote: »? kick people when they're down.
Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can ? you in the ass and you won't feel anything.
So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting ? in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?
What.....the.....?
I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?
Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't ? know. Honestly, all your ass ? and castration talk weirded me out a little bit
Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.
If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.
Hold up hold up hold up.... Newton?
Newton is a rich white suburb. Like, big houses and soccer moms. I know 5 grand has a couple decades on me but I've never heard of it being that different than it is now.
@5grand are you sure you got your facts straight on these stories? Could it be some combination of PTSD and Alzheimer's setting in? Did this really happen in jail? Because that would make a lot more sense.
Wait hol up yo...
@5 Grand been a 50 year old white dude this whole time?
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How did I miss this lmaooooo
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Busta Carmichael wrote: »How did I miss this lmaooooo
probably b/c like most people, you thought the thread was actually about Offset -
"yeah, I got ? , but I'm a real man because after getting ? I castrated him. Lesson learned!"
lmao this logic is hilarious -
"yeah, I got ? , but I'm a real man because after getting ? I castrated him. Lesson learned!"
lmao this logic is hilarious
It's like he was trying to make himself believe that ? . "that makes me a player" ? whatever Donald Goines novel code of ethics you trying to live by stop it. -
Yoooooooo! Bruh read this ? and was like "hey this could be me"
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Im just waiting for him to come back in here and type another ? thesis about the dangers of blinking around ? ? pimps while on heroin and the healing merits of castration
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Don't blink in Newton yall
Those stats don't tell the whole story. You have to remember the supernatural speed at which the rapes occur and the fact that most cats don't even realize it's happened to them. -
Dudes getting ? by the flash out there
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Word how you report crime when all you see is a ? laying on the floor -
JoHn_DougH81G wrote: »
Where ever you from ain't no organized crime but organized faggotry smfh that's the gayest ? I ever heard before nh You sound proud that you grew up around a bunch of homos smfhSheerExcellence wrote: »Ok when you kick you might get ? in the ass, in your hood
What happens if you punch someone? You might suck ? ?
What others fighting rules you willing to expose about your ? ass childhood
Word is bond, I grew up around ? . They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and ? you. Where I was from you had two choices;
1) To ? or get ?
2) To castrate the person that ? you
I was the second type.
But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and ? you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work.
Nah B, far from proud. I actually had PTSD and a whole lotta ? was blocked out of my memory until about 10 years ago. When I started remembering what happened I moved the hell outta Massachusetts and never went back.
And ain't nothing ? about getting knocked out and ? and then castrating the person that did it.
Whats ? is when you get knocked out and ? ...and you DON'T castrate the person that did it.SheerExcellence wrote: »Ok when you kick you might get ? in the ass, in your hood
What happens if you punch someone? You might suck ? ?
What others fighting rules you willing to expose about your ? ass childhood
Word is bond, I grew up around ? . They were the type of people that would knock you unconscious and ? you. Where I was from you had two choices;
1) To ? or get ?
2) To castrate the person that ? you
I was the second type.
But yeah, I grew up around organized crime, that's how they would discipline you, by knocking you out and ? you. The only way to fight back was to castrate em - and sometimes that didn't work.
Smh...this fool
"I was the second type"
so a ? ? you... disgusting
No matter how you look at it, its a lose/lose situation. He ? me - I castrated him.
I've always felt that getting castrated is the bigger loss.
But yeah, until recently there was no law prohibiting men from sexually assaulting other men.
Who gave the mane a feelings reaction on this post?!?!
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HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »
Word how you report crime when all you see is a ? laying on the floor
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That ? said while the ? is laying down he gon inject some speed
? you
Put ? in ya nose to make you wake up
Then lay back down
Why he laying back down?
Why not just leave the scene of the crime?
So you can have a chance to castrate him?
Does this work like NFL overtime?
Everybody gets a chance to win? -
"What made 5grand start talking about male ? ? The world will never know" hahaaha im ? dead. Again
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lordstanley wrote: »Im just waiting for him to come back in here and type another ? thesis about the dangers of blinking around ? ? pimps while on heroin and the healing merits of castration
Where you at @5 Grand The people asking for you. Not like you don't have more suspect bars in the chamber -
Y'all need to edit the thread title.
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The jackal tryna make this ? logical is so ? funny
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Busta Carmichael wrote: »Y'all need to edit the thread title.
He did, then changed it back. ? a hidden gem.
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