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Ever Can't Get It Up?

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  • endbossendboss Posts: 879 ✭✭✭✭
    The only drug that you gonna have problems with fucking is speed or a real lot of alcohol... coke, great.. mollies , great, weed great..and if that doesn't work your just a lame..
  • AP21AP21 Sion Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thread took a hilarious turn
    Dupac
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 52,498 ✭✭✭✭✭
    endboss wrote: »
    Lou_Cypher wrote: »
    When i did drugs, yeah.

    Speed doesn't work, you want but you can't.. Alkohol never was a problem, stiff as a flagpole..

    It was never on drugs that was my problem, it was when I wasn't on the drugs and coming down off of them.

    X was difficult, but anything else I was high on I would be fine until I tried the next day or 2 days later and just couldnt.
  • HafBaykedHafBayked Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place shit about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. Shit was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that shit was real visible lol. That shit fucked with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as shit

    lol....how old was she Cain?

    she wrong, she know she coulda waxed that up smh
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 44,542 Regulator
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place shit about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. Shit was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that shit was real visible lol. That shit fucked with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as shit

    lol....how old was she Cain?

    she wrong, she know she coulda waxed that up smh

    I was 24 and she was 25 at the time. That shit freaked me out for some reason. Hey body was crazy minus that thick ass patch of hair still I couldn't do it that night lol.
    I mod without feelings or remorse.


    Just been through it all man
    Blood sweat and tears
    Niggaz is dead and shit
    What the fuck else can happen yo?
    I dont think much more son, word to mother yo
    We done seen it all, and been through it all yo
    Let y'all niggaz know right now
    Word to mother, for real, for real
    I aint ever goin back
    Cinco
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Bunny Posts: 21,790 Regulator
    My cousin has a weird hairy line like that

    I kept telling her to wax it


    She was like 32 before she finally did

    lol
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  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 44,542 Regulator
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    My cousin has a weird hairy line like that

    I kept telling her to wax it


    She was like 32 before she finally did

    lol

    That shit is the worst.
    I mod without feelings or remorse.


    Just been through it all man
    Blood sweat and tears
    Niggaz is dead and shit
    What the fuck else can happen yo?
    I dont think much more son, word to mother yo
    We done seen it all, and been through it all yo
    Let y'all niggaz know right now
    Word to mother, for real, for real
    I aint ever goin back
    MsSouthernendboss
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Bunny Posts: 21,790 Regulator
    Cain wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    My cousin has a weird hairy line like that

    I kept telling her to wax it


    She was like 32 before she finally did

    lol

    That shit is the worst.

    I agree


    I told her only men have happy trails lol
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    ChillaDaKillagns
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 52,498 ✭✭✭✭✭
    not me, i have sad trails
    MsSouthernKat
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain wrote: »
    Tried to get with a shorty forever finally break her down get back to her place shit about to pop off. Shorty take her shirt and bruh.......she has this weird line of hair going from between her breast to past her navel. Shit was about a 1in wide and she was lightskin so that shit was real visible lol. That shit fucked with me and turned me off she sucked me off and everything but I as not feeling her no more. Lol she was mad as shit

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    Plat thread, aint een try
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  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Bunny Posts: 21,790 Regulator
    Chilla is so ghey


    Apparently ...He likes furry women
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    WestieChillaDaKillagns
  • Ol Jay'sOl Jay's Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    man I pray this never happens to me

    Shit I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic It's not too complicated, but you're gonna need a bulletproof soul The Bay 2 Sin CityPosts: 20,423 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    Shit I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?
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  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 52,498 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Diet can be a significant factor as well
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got em.
    Dupacmiamivice305gns
  • DR. JEKDR. JEK Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2016
    Only times i had probs getting my shit to respond to me is after kids kept knocking on the door and after the 3rd time. My shit was like fuck this! I had to go down and go back up too many times . kept telling her dont answer the door they can wait.
  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn......I want a pizza puff now
    His hair?
    WACK
    His gear?
    WACK
    His jewelry?
    WACK
    His footstance?
    WACK
    The way he talks?
    WACK
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    WACK
    Me?
    I'm tight as FUCK
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    Shit I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been fucking for 33 years, nh

    And been fucking my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's niggas diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

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    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


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    @DWO ...............

    yall gonna stop doubting me.....

    Arya TsaddiqAP21
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funniest thing about this thread is that the OP isn't even about erectile dysfunction
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  • Ol Jay'sOl Jay's Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    man I pray this never happens to me

    Shit I'm hard soon as I see my wife undressing

    And don't let her walk around naked, lawd that visual will have me bussing nuts allday

    Nh, how old are you?

    I been fucking for 33 years, nh

    And been fucking my wife consistently for 17 years with no problems

    Maybe it's niggas diets, clogged arteries, because I don't eat fried food

    200_s.gif


    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    im usually at the hood bar around the corner from the crib, so I get a 10 pc wing & fries or catfish dinner

    If im at the club I stop at one of the Arab spots and get a philly double the meat xtra cheese, chicago style hotdog, pizza puff, jumbo shrimp, cheese fries, & a grape crush soda

    Or Popeyes 9 pc, 2 large red beans and rice, and 6 biscuits


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    @DWO ...............

    nigga my daily diet don't consist of fried food, you notice I said "after the club" genius
    KatDupac
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