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my boy was getting married and i had to fly to kentucky for the wedding. this was a few years ago and i had been growing out my hair to get the nice usher style mohawk. anyway, i go to the barber shop a few hours before my plane left, so i could get a fresh cut...but my normal barber wasn't there, neither was the second in command.
so they hooked me up with this old man i never saw before, looked like he been cutting hair since the 1970s...i shoulda known something was up because the dude had a jheri curl. i told him i wanted a mohawk, and he said "like mr. t?" and i was like ? no, like usher...and i showed him the pic, and of course he said he could do it...
this fool just kept the hair on top, cut the sides skin bald,no fade no nothing, and left a little strip of hair in the back that was the width of a shoelace...and he hit me with the "how you like that, my man!!!" (he spoke in old 70s slang the whole time..."i can't have you looking like a jive turkey..." ? like that)
anyway when i went to the front to pay the cashier wouldnt even accept the money. i cut the strip in the back when i went home and just basically walked around looking like i got a ? up army cut
even at the wedding ppl were laughing at me -
^^^^^ damn
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SheerExcellence wrote: »my boy was getting married and i had to fly to kentucky for the wedding. this was a few years ago and i had been growing out my hair to get the nice usher style mohawk. anyway, i go to the barber shop a few hours before my plane left, so i could get a fresh cut...but my normal barber wasn't there, neither was the second in command.
so they hooked me up with this old man i never saw before, looked like he been cutting hair since the 1970s...i shoulda known something was up because the dude had a jheri curl. i told him i wanted a mohawk, and he said "like mr. t?" and i was like ? no, like usher...and i showed him the pic, and of course he said he could do it...
this fool just kept the hair on top, cut the sides skin bald,no fade no nothing, and left a little strip of hair in the back that was the width of a shoelace...and he hit me with the "how you like that, my man!!!" (he spoke in old 70s slang the whole time..."i can't have you looking like a jive turkey..." ? like that)
anyway when i went to the front to pay the cashier wouldnt even accept the money. i cut the strip in the back when i went home and just basically walked around looking like i got a ? up army cut
even at the wedding ppl were laughing at me
AIN'T YOU FROM DOWNTOWN JC?
WHICH BARBERSHOP IS/WAS THIS? -
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You could write a book on bad experiences in barbershops. Trying out a new barber is always a gamble, always. A nice clipper and trimmer is one of the best investments you'll ever make. I cut, line up, and touch up my hair at home when I want to, I only visit the shop for fades since I can't cut them myself yet.
I've only had one ? up cut in my life. When I wash teenager I went to the shop to get a simple caesar... now I've been getting hair cuts long enough and I know how high the blade needs to cut and where it ought to be, but when this ? was cutting my ? he had my ? lined up about a half inch above my ear wasn't round it was straight... and to top it off he ? up the front of my hair line by not taking it out to the edges of my temples... my ? looked like a small rectangle... when that ? handed me the mirror I was in shock and horrified by the terrible job he had done... After I paid for that ? (I don't know why), I heard the entire shop cracking up as soon as I left the joint. That one bad experience taught me a lesson about going to random barbers. -
1800skypager wrote: »You could write a book on bad experiences in barbershops. Trying out a new barber is always a gamble, always. A nice clipper and trimmer is one of the best investments you'll ever make. I cut, line up, and touch up my hair at home when I want to, I only visit the shop for fades since I can't cut them myself yet.
I've only had one ? up cut in my life. When I wash teenager I went to the shop to get a simple caesar... now I've been getting hair cuts long enough and I know how high the blade needs to cut and where it ought to be, but when this ? was cutting my ? he had my ? lined up about a half inch above my ear wasn't round it was straight... and to top it off he ? up the front of my hair line by not taking it out to the edges of my temples... my ? looked like a small rectangle... when that ? handed me the mirror I was in shock and horrified by the terrible job he had done... After I paid for that ? (I don't know why), I heard the entire shop cracking up as soon as I left the joint. That one bad experience taught me a lesson about going to random barbers.
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Never had a bad haircut
But bout 4 or 5 years ago I went to these new spot by the crib for a taper cuz a ? had long hair. Didn't have time to go to my normal barber
? ? up my sides so bad and pushed to so far I ended up calling off work so I can go get a cut -
Bruh. When i came back to Cincinnati, my old barbershop was closed so i had a new barber. Went to a new shop and i made a mistake of going to the open barber wheb everyone else was busy. Dude looked like an old Jason Kidd. Just asked for the taper. This ? took almost an hour. He even used a straight razor. I knew something was wrong. I looked at the cut and my lineup was turrible. ? had to be using a butter knife with the line up cuz my line looked like a seismograph reading.
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i can't breatheAryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh. When i came back to Cincinnati, my old barbershop was closed so i had a new barber. Went to a new shop and i made a mistake of going to the open barber wheb everyone else was busy. Dude looked like an old Jason Kidd. Just asked for the taper. This ? took almost an hour. He even used a straight razor. I knew something was wrong. I looked at the cut and my lineup was turrible. ? had to be using a butter knife with the line up cuz my line looked like a seismograph reading.
Never again....
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illestni99ainne wrote: »This episode of blackish brought back so many bad memories. I was in JR High and went to the barbershop. The owner was older and no one ever went to him except his older clients. When I went in he was the only barber there. I wanted to leave but moms made me stay.?i should've did something regular but I wanted to get a gumby but he didn't know what I was talking about so i described it to him . My hair came out very similar to this
Dawg I got torn to pieces for pretty much the rest of the school year
aww man I remember my 11th grade school year a day before picture day I asked my brother to give me a so I could look sharp for my picture and that ? was intoxicated. he ? my line up just like in that blackish picture. when I went to school the next day that ? was like a sitcom episode because ? was pointing and laughing. I felt like I was in that parents just don't understand video. I didnt have a hat so i covered my forehead with my hands looking silly like martin lawrence trying to hide something. I came to a couple of my classes late and the class room doors had them windows on them. I had my head turned away trying to hide it.girl were like"whats wrong with him? as soon as I stepped in the class:" BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA......." -
Don't know whether to give that a lol or ether haha!
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? starting to grow back
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I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.
Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.
Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.
hate dealing with ? like this. my barber is terrible with this ? . I call this ? and schedule times and STILL have to wait 2 hours for this ? smmfh
how'd you learn how to cut your own hair? I got clippers and outliners but Im scared of ? my ? up so I never did tried it but I think its time -
UpsetOldN!gga wrote: »Had a fade till like 9th grade. Came to school wit a Ceasar and a ? was like "damn, bout time ? ..? ain't rock fades in fo five years"..
I get stuck on styles
lmao I did the same ? . I always got the TI and Lil Boosie fade from baby age till I was 12 , ? had been getting tapered for years before I switched -
Wouldn't call it a ? haircut but Stews father is bald (also looks hella ugly no hate it's the truth)
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My pops prolly ? her mom back in the 80's when he was doing his rounds in Europe with the Army.
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Typical i caught feelings like a motherfuka i'm gonna cry post from Stewpid
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^^^didn't deny it.
"Poppa was a rollingstooooone" -
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B more slang gLurkristocrat wrote: »
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^^^didn't deny it.
"Poppa was a rollingstooooone"
R u sure he is even your father mate u and him look nothing alike
Not even a joke post here or tongue in cheek but your mother may have cheated on him and u don't know who your real dad is. If u don't believe me ask anyone and not 1 person will say y'all look a like in the slightest -
PatternGang wrote: »^^^didn't deny it.
"Poppa was a rollingstooooone"
R u sure he is even your father mate u and him look nothing alike
Not even a joke post here or tongue in cheek but your mother may have cheated on him and u don't know who your real dad is. If u don't believe me ask anyone and not 1 person will say y'all look a like in the slightest
U cant possibly be this dumb....wait. -
Lmao. I needed this thread today. This laughter was necessary. Thank you.
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PatternGang wrote: »^^^didn't deny it.
"Poppa was a rollingstooooone"
R u sure he is even your father mate u and him look nothing alike
Not even a joke post here or tongue in cheek but your mother may have cheated on him and u don't know who your real dad is. If u don't believe me ask anyone and not 1 person will say y'all look a like in the slightest
U cant possibly be this dumb....wait.
Feelings post
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