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Shitty haircuts..

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  • R0mpR0mp Keep Moving. Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KamPushMe wrote: »
    Just yesterday I got to my shit cut and son pushed my shit back

    Never switch barbers no matter what b smh

    Now I gotta wear hats for at least a month

    There's a special place in hell for barbers that push your shit back miles behind your natural line.

    I just let my sides go natural because of this.
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  • PaprikaPaprika Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bcotton5 wrote: »
    Paprika wrote: »
    I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

    Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

    Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

    hate dealing with niggas like this. my barber is terrible with this shit. I call this nigga and schedule times and STILL have to wait 2 hours for this nigga smmfh


    how'd you learn how to cut your own hair? I got clippers and outliners but Im scared of fucking my shit up so I never did tried it but I think its time

    I watched YouTube videos for 2 days straight and practiced with the clipper mimicking the movements they were doing. Get yourself a hand held mirror and windex your bathroom mirror.

    When I finally started I used white mascara to draw the outline of where I should edge up my hair. I have an afro so I didn't care about the result. If it got messed up I would take the blame and bald my head. I trimmed most of my hair until I forgot to put the guard back on the clippers and the hair was uneven.

    So I cut my afro off and went Tupac bald for a while. Have my afro back now.
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  • PatternGangPatternGang Posts: 225
    1 thing i will say is Stews haircut and hairline is flawless dude get's the perfect shape up's

    And i can admit this because i ain't a hater i may not like him but i always spit the realness and truth

    Just like i wasn't lying about his dad being bald he really is bald this a fact
  • KingFreemanKingFreeman Way UpPosts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just let this whiteboy with long ass hair go ahead of me just to see which way this shit go. I'm intrigued. The fade can wait.

    Whiteboy talking too much already tho. I hope my nigga fucks his head up.
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  • SplackavelliSplackavelli I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    if I ever get a hold of this game i'm fucking up tapelines and putting all kinds of patches in niggas heads



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  • KingFreemanKingFreeman Way UpPosts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He did white boy a solid. Too bad.
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  • A$AP_A$TONA$AP_A$TON 30 Year Old Version Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This episode of blackish brought back so many bad memories. I was in JR High and went to the barbershop. The owner was older and no one ever went to him except his older clients. When I went in he was the only barber there. I wanted to leave but moms made me stay.?i should've did something regular but I wanted to get a gumby but he didn't know what I was talking about so i described it to him . My hair came out very similar to this l18xhazpf7ux.jpeg

    Dawg I got torn to pieces for pretty much the rest of the school year

    That was the best episode, the funniest anyway.
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  • supergangstersupergangster Posts: 8,872 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KamPushMe wrote: »
    Paprika wrote: »
    I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

    Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

    Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

    Never got my shit cut by a female

    No homo
    Say what's up to the broke nigga at the rich party
    Who the fuck let this nigga in?
    Do I look like I give a fuck? Sorry
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  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    _Goldie_ wrote: »
    Mann, it was the night before the first day of school, I think I was starting the 5th grade. My older sis cut my shit, she was doing aight too, but the fuckin clippers broke 3/4ths of the way in. I had to go to school lookin this

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    I cried like a bitch that night


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  • Fly society513Fly society513 Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Aryeh_Tsaddiq was that at bills barbershop on Montgomery rd?
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  • Arya TsaddiqArya Tsaddiq Shalawam The Daughter of BabylonPosts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Aryeh_Tsaddiq was that at bills barbershop on Montgomery rd?

    You already know bruh
  • KamPushMeKamPushMe Posts: 7,690 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm finally gonna get my shit cut today. It's been month and it looks like my hairline is level.
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  • twentyfivelighterstwentyfivelighters 'Sippi LandPosts: 4,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dude took the clippers to my widow's peak once. Never again. :'(

    Next time had another dude in the same barbershop and I was getting nervous when he was getting around that area. Must've noticed because he said he wasn't gonna try to cut it like that. I stuck with that dude til i started doing my own hair.
  • king hassanking hassan south side somewherePosts: 22,737 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KamPushMe wrote: »
    Paprika wrote: »
    I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

    Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

    Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

    Never got my shit cut by a female

    I know a fine ass chic that's get down with the clippers
  • MasteryMastery Sion Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I like my natural hairline so I make sure my barber works with it instead of trying to create a whole new line. I'm not a fan of having a crispy line up, I like my shit to look natural.

    As long as my fade is on point, we good, and it always is.

    I do my own beard though, because again, I like my natural beard line and don't like having my shit all crispy. I get rid of all the strays above where my beard line starts on my cheeks, and on my neck my beard starts about an inch above my adams apple. Then just trim the hairs on the bottom of the stache so they're not touching my upper lip and I'm good.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KamPushMe wrote: »
    I'm finally gonna get my shit cut today. It's been month and it looks like my hairline is level.

    Bruh, just go to the barber shop on Edmondson Ave in the shopping center. I've been going there since I was a kid..

    Larry typically cuts my hair but he's only there like a weekend every month... That's when I go... He normally texts me when he gonna be in the shopping center...

    Dude opened up his own shop in NC but he still get crazy money when he come to bmore zero so he still pops up

  • KamPushMeKamPushMe Posts: 7,690 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DWO wrote: »
    KamPushMe wrote: »
    I'm finally gonna get my shit cut today. It's been month and it looks like my hairline is level.

    Bruh, just go to the barber shop on Edmondson Ave in the shopping center. I've been going there since I was a kid..

    Larry typically cuts my hair but he's only there like a weekend every month... That's when I go... He normally texts me when he gonna be in the shopping center...

    Dude opened up his own shop in NC but he still get crazy money when he come to bmore zero so he still pops up

    I'm be going to Picasso's. It's right across from security mall
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Watching YouTube videos on how to cut hair, imma finally give it a try
  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bcotton5 wrote: »
    Watching YouTube videos on how to cut hair, imma finally give it a try

    ..THAT'S HOW I LEARNED HOW TO DO A TAPER
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