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I got a few..
but for now bout to be late to take my son to Kung Fuyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
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One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...
..and I aint never ran so ? damn fast in my life.
That's all I got...? running. -
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? said her period's lateyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
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One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...
..and I aint never ran so ? damn fast in my life.
That's all I got...? running.
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one time my GD homies threw a houseparty in a Stone neighborhood, make a long story short....im running late im walking thru alley to get to the party....i hear commotion then guns go off...so i turn around and take off running ...i get to the street and slip and fall in a puddle of mud, while im rolling in the mud like a pig...ppl running past like the ? w the gun coming down the alley , i got up and
..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.' -
Back around the summer after my 8th grade year, our church took a trip to Orlando. 2nd night there, me a homeboy saw these two chicks messing around wit the piano on the hotel lobby. We go over, start chattin up and what have you.
So w/o even saying a word, my homeboy and I gave each other a nod and smile. Cuz we both knew it was time to split up, and get to know them even more. He and the other chick leave in one direction to go walkin. Me and the one I was chattin wit head in the other direction. We're walkin around the hotel parking lot, talkin, trippin, vibing. We have fun. A lil affectionate.
She mentioned it was gettin late, so I start to walk her back to her room. As we're walkin she goes "Oh no." So I ask her what, and she's said "That's my dad. I was suppose to be back at *whateva curfew time she had*. I look across the hotel open play area, and see this man walkin real fast and angry. Behind is my homeboy, and her friend who I can see pleading to him. He hasn't seen us yet. As soon she saw that, she busted out "GO!"
NIG-GA...and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.' -
Once I was in Texas and while walking back to my hotel from IHOP I heard a rustling in the grass.... Then I saw red eyes... And heard a growl that could have only came from another realm
And to make matters worse whatever it was stood up from 4 legs to 2....
..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life. -
? in here jackn off horses
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Once I was in Texas and while walking back to my hotel from IHOP I heard a rustling in the grass.... Then I saw red eyes... And heard a growl that could have only came from another realm
And to make matters worse whatever it was stood up from 4 legs to 2....
..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.
It was a chupacabra. -
I was a little ass ? ..playing with ? n slapping ? knawmean. I had made a bet with one of my homies that I could ? 100 female ? before the summer was up.....i took up the challenge and saw the biggest ass my young ass had seen at that very moment I proceeded to "accidentally " rub up or ? this ? 's ass.....she didn't say nuthin and I kept doing it and I was really feeling myself. ......i step outside and I see fat ? . ....she pointing at me to this steroid headed ? ....talkin bout that little boy was ? me this ? took off his belt and chased me down
And I never ran so gatdahm fast in my entire life -
Once I was in Texas and while walking back to my hotel from IHOP I heard a rustling in the grass.... Then I saw red eyes... And heard a growl that could have only came from another realm
And to make matters worse whatever it was stood up from 4 legs to 2....
..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.
It was a chupacabra.
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We used to mess with these dogs in my neighborhood, one was just a regular dog, but the other one was literally satan. It was one of those dogs that could jump the fence, but he didn't know he could jump it. So me and my little crew of like 4 walk by the crib on our way to the store or somethin and talk ? to it, he would follow us along the fence mad as hell bruh. He would always stand up and put his front paws on the fence and bark on some "? ass ? if I ever get loose i'm killin all ya'll".
So one summer afternoon we doin our usual 1,2 on the way to the store, throwin rocks in these people back yard at the dog, yellin at it, we was still real young bad as hell so you know how young ? are, we don't know how to cuss lol, and when we did we thought it was cool, just yellin anything "i'll beat yo muthafuckin ? ass" lol. So the dog is goin ham, slobberin n ? and he put his paws on the fence like usual, we in the middle of the street thinkin nothin of it....Bruh.....This ? used his front paws as leverage and pulled his back paws to the top of the fence tho!!!!!!!!!!
When he did that, it was like hittin the button that make time slow down when you got trevor on GTA. Everybody was at work and there wasn't a SINGLE ? CAR TO JUMP ON FOR HALF A BLOCK. I had Dwayne wade's first step tho. You know how it is when you get chased by that one mean dog in the hood. It's fun, and terrifying at the same time. These ? could have been gettin mauled, and I wouldn't have known it because I hit the cut and didn't look back, lost my beeper in the process too, it wasn't on though lol. You know I was perpin for the thotlets back then.
Needless to say......yellowtapesport wrote: »'..I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
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One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...
..and I aint never ran so ? damn fast in my life.
That's all I got...? running.
I don't believe that you was lil fat ? hell naw -
GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
Kat was Lori Beth Denberg in High School -
Nah b
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Well regardless of your imaginings, I played 4 years of HS ball.
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So you was a butch softball player....cool
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Well regardless of your imaginings, I played 4 years of HS ball.
What position? Right tackle -
We used to mess with these dogs in my neighborhood, one was just a regular dog, but the other one was literally satan. It was one of those dogs that could jump the fence, but he didn't know he could jump it. So me and my little crew of like 4 walk by the crib on our way to the store or somethin and talk ? to it, he would follow us along the fence mad as hell bruh. He would always stand up and put his front paws on the fence and bark on some "? ass ? if I ever get loose i'm killin all ya'll".
So one summer afternoon we doin our usual 1,2 on the way to the store, throwin rocks in these people back yard at the dog, yellin at it, we was still real young bad as hell so you know how young ? are, we don't know how to cuss lol, and when we did we thought it was cool, just yellin anything "i'll beat yo muthafuckin ? ass" lol. So the dog is goin ham, slobberin n ? and he put his paws on the fence like usual, we in the middle of the street thinkin nothin of it....Bruh.....This ? used his front paws as leverage and pulled his back paws to the top of the fence tho!!!!!!!!!!
When he did that, it was like hittin the button that make time slow down when you got trevor on GTA. Everybody was at work and there wasn't a SINGLE ? CAR TO JUMP ON FOR HALF A BLOCK. I had Dwayne wade's first step tho. You know how it is when you get chased by that one mean dog in the hood. It's fun, and terrifying at the same time. These ? could have been gettin mauled, and I wouldn't have known it because I hit the cut and didn't look back, lost my beeper in the process too, it wasn't on though lol. You know I was perpin for the thotlets back then.
Needless to say......yellowtapesport wrote: »'..I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
NIG-GA...
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Kicked my brother in the ? .... onceyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
he still caught me.
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Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show upyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
still caught me, and only me -
BiblicalAtheist wrote: »Kicked my brother in the ? .... onceyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
he still caught me.
? you were annoying
