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Omega_Conflict wrote: »BiblicalAtheist wrote: »Kicked my brother in the ? .... onceyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
he still caught me.
? you were annoying
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BiblicalAtheist wrote: »Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show upyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
still caught me, and only me
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »BiblicalAtheist wrote: »Me and group of about 25 teens were all drinking on this hilltop. Cops show upyellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
still caught me, and only me
You out there getting trains ran on you by teenagers?
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We once went ? knocking in my neighborhood... ? was stupid to begin with but we figured what the hell....
So we got to this one house and it was the ? rashad house.....rashad and his whole family were them ? to steal on..... Just a whole house of punks..... Him, his little sister, his little brother, his parents all of them...... His little brother had the most heart, I imagine he's a thug now... Cuz growing up like that its only so much you can take.... He was only a kid and i think he had enough back then.......i feel bad recalling this cuz we were unfairly mean to them sometimes, but other times we were cool cuz even as a teen i wasn't a COMPLETE ? ......
So anyway we on his porch ready to knock and run when my boy Shawn runs full speed from behind us and kicks the almighty ? out of their door... Which wasn't even locked and flew off the hinges and straight into the house...
Knocked the ? completely off.....i was in shock for a second and i saw their dad jump from the table in the kitchen like he was running for his life... Then he peeked around the corner and I realized he might recognize me if I didn't move....
So I hopped off the porch
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? pulled a gun on me and my friend, we both turn to run. I triped that ?yellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
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UnknownUser wrote: »NoNudesMagoo wrote: »? pulled a gun on me and my friend, we both turn to run. I triped that ?yellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
Come on man, no lead up or fallout to the story?
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I once got into a scuffle with two skinheads in the club, the bouncers threw us all out and in front of the club it was 2 vs 2 and i told my friend no problem we got this... suddenly a van pulls up on the other side of the street and 6 skinheads jump out and start running towards us...i didn't have a weapon on me so i ain't never ran so fast in my ? life...
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One time the coach said if I didn't finish the horses faster than the last time the whole team would have to run em again...
..and I aint never ran so ? damn fast in my life.
That's all I got...? running.
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Me n da homies was ballin on da lil courts wit da wheels dat ? b havin out front da crib and a car coming down the street.. The court was in the street mind you and everytime a car came thru we had to call ball n stop da game... Needless to say we got tired of the the ? (young minded ? ) and we decided this particular time we wont movin or stoppn the game u gon wait fo a dead ball ? !!! Maan da car slowed down and we kept doin our thang until ? creeped up on da game and parked his ? literally in the middle of the game... Maan my homeboy threw a fuckn randy johnson speed pass at the ? car cuz we tuff ya digg!! Man the door opened on the car and a single timberland boot started to step out and bra got out da whip ? ... ? look like bonecrusher mayne bra was huuge.. Its 8-9 of us tho so being young and dumb we poppin crazy ? to bra.. ? walked to his passenger seat mid argument and upped da 40 on us we like 12-15 years old but we kno wassup at this point!! Maan and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life... We hoppin fences falln rippn clothes on gates and ? ... Bra started dumpin in the air.. Emptied da whole ? !! We get a kick out dis ? to this day.. Sit around burning a bleezy like "aye yall member bonecrusher came thru dis ? "
GOOD TIMES MAN GOOD TIMES
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I bet you reminisce whenever "never scared" comes on.
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I was trying to holler at this ? in Chesapeake and she didnt want her father to meet me yet. Me and the homies went to her cousin house in Norfolk. Cousin had this big ass dog that they kept locked up when company came by. Needless to say that mfer got out while the Cousin and her aunt was gon. I was the fastest of us all and that mfer locked in on me. I ran into traffic and just so happen to jump on the aunt car all the way to the ? roof. I had never ran so fast in my life.
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man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the ? village. I think I was 12.
them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and ? ? up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.
One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like ? it ima take a ? .
so, im out there ? and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the ? village, ? is pitch ? black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.
Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped ? ,
and I never ran that fast in my life, ? out and all. nh. -
back in the ratchet life days......me and the homie decide to hit the weedman's crib while he was gone.....walked over there (literally like 2 streets over) and went around back.....the ? window is open and im thinkin this ? is too easy sumn aint right.....but we get in and my boy goes and starts unpluggin electronics and all kinda ? he know we cant carry.....im lookin for cash and dope.....after a while of not finding ? im like we gotta go, and hop back out the window....he hands me a dvd player and PS out the window and then starts to climb out....he gets halfway out and all of a sudden we hear a womans voice yell "Get yo ass outta here!" and 2 shots go off.....yellowtapesport wrote: »'..and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life.'
my boys lil short ass passed me up and I swear I took off before him lol
cold part is I still ? wit ol boy til this day....always got it on my mind when Im around tho
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man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the ? village. I think I was 12.
them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and ? ? up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.
One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like ? it ima take a ? .
so, im out there ? and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the ? village, ? is pitch ? black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.
Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped ? ,
and I never ran that fast in my life, ? out and all. nh.
Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are ? terrifying! -
When I was in middle school, me and my homeboys from the neighborhood used to all ride the train home together. We would also click up with others from neighborhoods close to ours and just hit the train like 25 deep.
One day, one of the older dudes in the group told my Vietnamese patna that he wanted to see him "make the window sparkle." I asked what the ? does that mean and dude said just watch.
When me and Nam (his actual name) got off the train, he walked up to this one kinda oval shaped window and punched it. It didn't break apart, but it did shatter and thus "sparkled."
The next day was my turn, and because I was especially ? back then I found shattering the window to be a lot of fun. I started doing it every time I took the train.
Until one day, when I socked the window and a strong ass hand grabbed my shoulder. They might have said "police."
I aint never ran so ? fast in my life.
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HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the ? village. I think I was 12.
them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and ? ? up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.
One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like ? it ima take a ? .
so, im out there ? and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the ? village, ? is pitch ? black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.
Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped ? ,
and I never ran that fast in my life, ? out and all. nh.
Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are ? terrifying!
nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species. -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the ? village. I think I was 12.
them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and ? ? up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.
One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like ? it ima take a ? .
so, im out there ? and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the ? village, ? is pitch ? black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.
Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped ? ,
and I never ran that fast in my life, ? out and all. nh.
Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are ? terrifying!
nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species.
I want to go to Turkey, but between the war in the East, ? blowing up in the cities and apparently at least two breeds of giant, vicious dogs, I think ima chill for a while -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »man, first time I went back to Turkey, and we go right to the ? village. I think I was 12.
them dogs in the village bruh, aint nothing like America. they jumping 7-8 foot concrete fences and ? ? up. no leash. and ofcourse, them mafuckas live outside.
One night, its passed midnight and im walking from the house I was chilling in to the house im supposed to sleep in. distance like 100 yards or so. right in the middle of my walk im like ? it ima take a ? .
so, im out there ? and all i hear is a bark. now mind you, Im at the ? village, ? is pitch ? black at night. So i hear the bark, turn around and all i see in the distance is eyes.
Maaaaan, soon as I heard the bark and saw them eyes, stopped ? ,
and I never ran that fast in my life, ? out and all. nh.
Are you talking about Kangal dogs @AZTG ? Those things are ? terrifying!
nah. that woulda made everything much worse though. ive been next to some Kangal dogs up close and its hard to even call them dogs, they should be their own species.
I want to go to Turkey, but between the war in the East, ? blowing up in the cities and apparently at least two breeds of giant, vicious dogs, I think ima chill for a while
Turkey is a great country to visit long as you stay out west. The beaches are good, parts are very historical, etc... and Kangal dogs arent really vicious, they are usually used as sheperd dogs cause they are the only breed known that could ? a wolf one on one. -
Back in my "less than legal" days, me and my peoples Reggie was out on the block over off Warren ave near I-96 doin what we do. I'm thirsty and we walk over to the gas station right at warren and 96, cop a couple of bottles of Crazy Horse and bounce. On the way back to the block we serve a few fiends on the hoe stroll, a couple of randoms, and make our way back. I'm sittin out on the porch hittin the regulars off and notice I'm out. I go into the crib and see what we got left and it ain't ? but shake left. My dude playin' some Tecmo Bowl with his cousin for money. I tell 'em to pause that ? 'cause we gotta go over to them ? around the block to re-up.
We walk over there and cop a quarter 'cause I'm pretty much ready to call it a night after this. As we come out the house, hook just happened to be coming up the block and rolled right up on us. 3 ? coming off the porch of a house at 3am in the middle of a ? riddled hood??? Yeah... they hit them lights and we bolted. Me and fam was weaving in and out of parked cars and ? with the boys on foot runnin up on us. My dude turned and let one fly at the pig chasing us. Huge mistake... Hook started bussin shots at us and hit my dude; he dropped. I'm still runnin and got grazed in the shoulder. I peep where I'm at and realized I had this chick I used to ? with that stayed off Buchanan a few blocks away. Hit her up and she was home I was like "I'm finna be there in like a minute", she's like "where you at?", "runnin down Buchanan, unlock the door and turn off your lights". I hang up and hear "THERE'S THE OTHER ONE!!!"
It was fight or flight time.. and I ain't never ran so gotdamn fast in my life to get to her crib.
incidentally, that was the last time I was "out on the block". I've been pretty much on the straight and narrow ever since.
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