FIRST DATE: Sitting on the couch netflixin and the woman lays her head on your chest...

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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    U gots to start feelin around the whole arm and back rub thing try sneak in the ? grab if she allows that she'll most likely take it from there
  • the dukester
    the dukester Members Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A minute or two
    As soon as my ? get hard.

    Make that ? "jump, jump." On some Kris Kross ? !!
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    ? thread alert
  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
    IMMEDIATEDLY!!!
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    ? thread alert

    Don't act like you never been mouth ? ..














    or face ? in that fourth-hole option chin of yours lol
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    Creepy ? fantasy thread alert
  • lamontbdc
    lamontbdc Members Posts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    IMMEDIATEDLY!!!
    if slim over your spot on the 1st date then she came to ?
  • Hevalisk
    Hevalisk Members Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No, that when you lay your hand on her shoulder, and slowly creep down.

    Then you put your hand on her thigh and see what she downs.

    Then you get to rubbing...
  • KingFreeman
    KingFreeman Members Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chill and see where she take it
    iron man1 wrote: »
    We're clearly past the first date if we're netflix and chilling.

    Not true. I've done that on first dates. You ? doing too much.
  • ReppinTime
    ReppinTime Members Posts: 4,760 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A minute or two
    Any ? that grabs a woman's hand and places it on themselves is a childish buffoon that gets no hoes lmao.
    S2J wrote: »
    But...she already came over on the first date. She chose. Why are u playin HS games, why not just kiss her neck, put her hand down there, and let the liquor do the work for you



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  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would've started to go down on him and right when it's all hard with the mushroom head pulsing, I would've opened my mouth wide and bite the ? out of it.

    ? got me ? up pushing my head down with all that disrespect. Ask my husband. He has a nice little scar from the time he disrespected me like that.
  • ReppinTime
    ReppinTime Members Posts: 4,760 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A minute or two
    Logically speaking. How the ? is it disrespectful to reposition a womans head?

    Women some of the dumbest creatures on earth. If that's disrespectful it's disrespectful to slap her ass grab a ? pull her hair etc

    Women just have random hang ups about dumb ? and be blind to when they are actually being disrespected
  • ReppinTime
    ReppinTime Members Posts: 4,760 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    A minute or two
    @kat your most recent nudes probably the best you ever sent out. I thought about making em my avi but I decided against it. Surprised they haven't leaked yet
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ReppinTime wrote: »
    @kat your most recent nudes probably the best you ever sent out. I thought about making em my avi but I decided against it. Surprised they haven't leaked yet

    Prolly cause you promised your brother to be good.
  • dallas' 4 eva
    dallas' 4 eva Members Posts: 11,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chill and see where she take it
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    ...STORY TIME

    WELL BEFORE NETFLIX, I WAS OVER THIS CHICKS HOUSE, SOMEHOW ALL I REMEMBER, WE WAS ON THE COUCH AND SHE WAS STROKIN MY DIC' WITH HER HEAD ON MY CHEST... AFTER 5MINS, I WAS LIKE, " GONE AND PUT IT IN YO MOUTH", SHE SAYS, WHAT DID U SAY? AND I REPEATED... THIS BEESH KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE!! TALM BOUT SHE AINT THAT KIND OF GIRL.... BUT SHE INVITES ME OVER THE NEXT NIGHT AND SHE ? AND SUCKIN ALLLLL ON THE FLOE

    Damn I guess perseverance does pay off, cause I wouldn't have even went back ? that simple broad.
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chill and see where she take it
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    That is so lame


    If I'm gonna suck your ? .... I don't need you to guide me anywhere


    I got this
    nex gin wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Pico wrote: »

    This ^^^^^


    And I would buy him a bed frame before the next time I came over

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  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chill and see where she take it
    I'm a gentleman, but who am I to stop her if she wants it.
  • Reesey
    Reesey Members Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭✭✭
    haha! This is hilarious.
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ReppinTime wrote: »
    Logically speaking. How the ? is it disrespectful to reposition a womans head?

    Women some of the dumbest creatures on earth. If that's disrespectful it's disrespectful to slap her ass grab a ? pull her hair etc

    Women just have random hang ups about dumb ? and be blind to when they are actually being disrespected

    When my husband slaps my ass and grabs it, I view that as a sign of respeck!

    But if he has the audacity to push my head down to his crotch... Especially on the first date?! Somebody is becoming a ? .

    I personally have always had a rule that I won't SUCK a guys ? unless we have been exclusively dating for a while. So in total I have only had a total of 4 ? in my mouth.