I met a girl from Bosnia.
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supergangster wrote: »blackgod813 wrote: »
Baby ? how small we talkingsupergangster wrote: »Yo.
I met a girl from Bosnia and fall in love.
One day I was bikin around the city and I saw a girl that I really felt that I wanted to marry(Wanna add 2016-06-18).
She was everything she had so beautiful eyes and hair. I loved how she walked and I could feel the taste of her perfume from distance.
I thought she was perfect and she was until yesterday..We been chattin and takin coffe in the town 4 times since 2016-06-18. We also went to the cinema &
we went to the gym and she teached me yoga. I had the best time of my life since I was in jail... Anyway to what rly happend yesterday she invited me to her house
since her parents finally went to bosnia..She asked me what my fav movie was so I put on my fav movie she got bored after 20 mins and she started to kiss me so we went to bed n soon as we went to bed
she took my pants off and she started to suck me of until my ? went 90 degrees and after that I started to ? her for bout 10mins until she said that I had a baby ? ..I started to cry n felt rly bad.
I couldnt get my ? up after that so she gave me some tea n we watched the movie until it was done n she told me i had to go home. Today when I chcked my facebook she had deleted n blocked me.. Ive been textin her since 5 hours..
What is the problem? I am so down.
I don't know maybe 4 inches...
U got a baby ? ?supergangster wrote: »blackgod813 wrote: »
Baby ? how small we talkingsupergangster wrote: »Yo.
I met a girl from Bosnia and fall in love.
One day I was bikin around the city and I saw a girl that I really felt that I wanted to marry(Wanna add 2016-06-18).
She was everything she had so beautiful eyes and hair. I loved how she walked and I could feel the taste of her perfume from distance.
I thought she was perfect and she was until yesterday..We been chattin and takin coffe in the town 4 times since 2016-06-18. We also went to the cinema &
we went to the gym and she teached me yoga. I had the best time of my life since I was in jail... Anyway to what rly happend yesterday she invited me to her house
since her parents finally went to bosnia..She asked me what my fav movie was so I put on my fav movie she got bored after 20 mins and she started to kiss me so we went to bed n soon as we went to bed
she took my pants off and she started to suck me of until my ? went 90 degrees and after that I started to ? her for bout 10mins until she said that I had a baby ? ..I started to cry n felt rly bad.
I couldnt get my ? up after that so she gave me some tea n we watched the movie until it was done n she told me i had to go home. Today when I chcked my facebook she had deleted n blocked me.. Ive been textin her since 5 hours..
What is the problem? I am so down.
I don't know maybe 4 inches...
U got a baby ? ?
? damn is this really happening? ? ? ! I would not broadcast that on here lmao. -
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Check that ? for bombs when she come to the crib
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The thing that stood out to me about this story is you said you could feel the taste of her perfume, ? you know how bad perfume tastes?
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Don't you mean a guy from bosnia?
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What her azzz was lookin like doe?
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? ? you and bosnia
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Lol..ya'll buggin
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I shared my cell with a ? like Adebisi.. I am lucky he didn't ? me because I saw with my own eyes that he ? atleast 10 people. We become friends so he didn't ? me.
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supergangster wrote: »Yo.
I met a girl from Bosnia and fall in love.
One day I was bikin around the city and I saw a girl that I really felt that I wanted to marry(Wanna add 2016-06-18).
She was everything she had so beautiful eyes and hair. I loved how she walked and I could feel the taste of her perfume from distance.
I thought she was perfect and she was until yesterday..We been chattin and takin coffe in the town 4 times since 2016-06-18. We also went to the cinema &
we went to the gym and she teached me yoga. I had the best time of my life since I was in jail... Anyway to what rly happend yesterday she invited me to her house
since her parents finally went to bosnia..She asked me what my fav movie was so I put on my fav movie she got bored after 20 mins and she started to kiss me so we went to bed n soon as we went to bed
she took my pants off and she started to suck me of until my ? went 90 degrees and after that I started to ? her for bout 10mins until she said that I had a baby ? ..I started to cry n felt rly bad.
I couldnt get my ? up after that so she gave me some tea n we watched the movie until it was done n she told me i had to go home. Today when I chcked my facebook she had deleted n blocked me.. Ive been textin her since 5 hours..
What is the problem? I am so down.
I don't know why but this line had be in tears
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By far the funniest poster
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supergangster wrote: »
I shared my cell with a ? like Adebisi.. I am lucky he didn't ? me because I saw with my own eyes that he ? atleast 10 people. We become friends so he didn't ? me.
Real talk my G, after the first ? , you know what the setup (and punchline) looks like
You could have dipped out on those other ones
But instead you stayed and watched like
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Yo for real man that quote had me in tears man! Straight comedy. -
? sounds crazy
After u hit u good
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supergangster wrote: »
This killed me -
This is not a fake story. I am 33 and never had a Job longer Than one week. I am still livin at my moma house. I never paid Bill or my food. I am too real
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10 dollar yea thats all i got..
NAH -
Thé govrement gives me 1000 usd each Month because i am diagnosed with ADhd and Aspergers. I collect on perfume & Rap Collection. I also buy meds för around 300 usd..
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If i dont spend 300 usd on Meds each Month im either in bed all day or in the supermarket shadowboxin
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supergangster wrote: »If i dont spend 300 usd on Meds each Month im either in bed all day or in the supermarket shadowboxin
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supergangster wrote: »This is not a fake story. I am 33 and never had a Job longer Than one week. I am still livin at my moma house. I never paid Bill or my food. I am too realsupergangster wrote: »If i dont spend 300 usd on Meds each Month im either in bed all day or in the supermarket shadowboxin
If she actually gave you some, considering the details of your life...
Then this is a win of a lifetime for you
Maybe the women in Sweden are more progressive. Because if the above was your life here in California you would only find female company when money changes hands... -
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