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Somebody Explain the Fat European Dudes in Speedos Movement

Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu RegisThe EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2016 in AKA Donkey
Forget burkinis - now some of the French want to ban fat men in Speedos

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/forget-burkinis---now-france-wants-to-ban-fat-men-in-speedos/

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The Southern Comfort man in tiny trunks CREDIT: YOUTUBE

Telegraph Reporters
26 AUGUST 2016 • 9:32AM
After the controversial burkini ban that has been introduced in some parts of France, people are now calling for another beach-related moratorium.

Many social media users have suggested the French government would do well to forget burkinis entirely, and focus on something far more offensive: fat pasty men in Speedos.

As one woman on Twitter writes: “If France are banning burkinis then they really should ban Speedos too because they are 100x more offensive to everyone having to view it.”

Others have called into question the morality of a man being able to expose most of his body in Speedos, while a woman cannot cover up her skin.


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The tweets follow a satirical news report from The Mideast Beast, which reported that Muslim women were demanding the criminalisation of fat, white men in the tight swimwear.

The recent burkini ban has been widely criticised, after a lone Muslim woman on the beach in Nice was ordered to remove hers.

She was deemed to be in breach of French law, which has declared a ban on the full body “Islamic” wetsuit-like swimwear, in 26 towns, on the grounds that it is a conspicuous demonstration of religious belief.


You don't get this shit too over here, but over on the French Rivera, on the Mediterranean, and other spots where these cats tend to vacation at you tend to get this shit. Now they would be pushing it and looking hella sweet if they were hella swoll wearing this shit, but these muthafuckas are hella out of shape tryin' to highside. Are they out on these European beaches crusin' for slong?

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  • The_JackalThe_Jackal Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Better to ask a European this question.
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  • Idiopathic JokerIdiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 45,682 Regulator
    This nigga super gay for this shit
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
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  • R0mpR0mp Keep Moving. Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
    Y tho, Rex?
    Dupac
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • infamous114infamous114 Down in Miami where it's warm in the winter. Posts: 52,202 Regulator
    T/s just might be a faggot
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  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Having a big gut in a lot of European countries is a sign of wealth/power.

    Had an Armenian OG homie of mine get hella fat after he started getting some paper. He used to be conservative in dressing... but after he got fat any time there was a party at the beach or a BBQ you'd see him with no shirt and gold chains swangin like 2010 Gucci Mane.

    When I asked him what was up with that shit, and wearing speedos at the beach, he was like how else would you know I'm getting money?

    pretty much this. I knew some Armenians back in Detroit like this. Older cats, baller belly sticking out of an open silk shirt with something like $20K-$50K worth of gold and jewels hanging from their necks. Some of the flashy Chaldeans and Persians did it too.
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Having a big gut in a lot of European countries is a sign of wealth/power.

    Had an Armenian OG homie of mine get hella fat after he started getting some paper. He used to be conservative in dressing... but after he got fat any time there was a party at the beach or a BBQ you'd see him with no shirt and gold chains swangin like 2010 Gucci Mane.

    When I asked him what was up with that shit, and wearing speedos at the beach, he was like how else would you know I'm getting money?

    its called the "baller belly"..
    gotta have some gut to let these bitches know u eatin good. lol

    Lmao.
    CapitalB
  • silverfoxxsilverfoxx Sion Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Horrible thread Idea fam. It's no win in this situation.
  • Mr_Vicodin81GMr_Vicodin81G Eating pain pills for breakfast Walgreens Pharmacy Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No homo at me even clicking on this thread smfh
  • manofmorehousemanofmorehouse Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nigga said "the sugars"

    You from the backwoods of Mississippi? Nigga childhood crib has a his and hers outhouse out back and shit... Dude ain't see a paved road until he was 10 and shit...

    Lmao my people are from Louisiana and Texas lol
  • blacktuxblacktux Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Having a big gut in a lot of European countries is a sign of wealth/power.

    Had an Armenian OG homie of mine get hella fat after he started getting some paper. He used to be conservative in dressing... but after he got fat any time there was a party at the beach or a BBQ you'd see him with no shirt and gold chains swangin like 2010 Gucci Mane.

    When I asked him what was up with that shit, and wearing speedos at the beach, he was like how else would you know I'm getting money?

    its called the "baller belly"..
    gotta have some gut to let these bitches know u eatin good. lol

    They call it the "trophy" round here
    -Shive-
  • GhostdenithegawdGhostdenithegawd Up from da 36 chambers HarlemPosts: 16,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's not on pourpose sometimes when your eating good you eat to good
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