Subtle REVENGE on a neighbor..

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  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bossdon201 wrote: »
    I like the caulk gun idea

    ? gon come home and be stuck lol

    outside lmao

    Crazy glue works better.
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That's not a good idea tho if deep down they thinks its you, come home an you have to take a bad ? and they glued your lock.
  • SmashinYourWaifu
    SmashinYourWaifu Members Posts: 595 ✭✭✭✭
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    Throw antifreeze on their car
  • Young_Chitlin
    Young_Chitlin Members Posts: 23,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    set their apartment on fire

    @Gold_Certificate
  • Hevalisk
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    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    I did something like this once.
    The roach idea gon have that ? with roaches too tf

    Nah, just line the cracks of his apartment with Boric acid.
  • Lefty_
    Lefty_ Members, Writer Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.
  • BiblicalAtheist
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    And again be ? and yelling all hours of the night for that ? cricket to ? . It's gotta be slick ? like scratching the ceiling and light pounding, like ghost ? or something.
  • Lefty_
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    And again be ? and yelling all hours of the night for that ? cricket to ? . It's gotta be slick ? like scratching the ceiling and light pounding, like ghost ? or something.

    Nobody believes in that ? B. If somebody is lightly pounding on my wall or scratching the ceiling i'm going to immediately know it's the downstairs neighbor. Crickets won't interrupt your sleep if they not in your house. They might as well be outside if you're downstairs from them.
  • BiblicalAtheist
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    And again be ? and yelling all hours of the night for that ? cricket to ? . It's gotta be slick ? like scratching the ceiling and light pounding, like ghost ? or something.

    Nobody believes in that ? B. If somebody is lightly pounding on my wall or scratching the ceiling i'm going to immediately know it's the downstairs neighbor. Crickets won't interrupt your sleep if they not in your house. They might as well be outside if you're downstairs from them.

    *sassy tone* It could happen.....Ambitious cricket tho, goes to the third floor to hide out.
  • Lefty_
    Lefty_ Members, Writer Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    And again be ? and yelling all hours of the night for that ? cricket to ? . It's gotta be slick ? like scratching the ceiling and light pounding, like ghost ? or something.

    Nobody believes in that ? B. If somebody is lightly pounding on my wall or scratching the ceiling i'm going to immediately know it's the downstairs neighbor. Crickets won't interrupt your sleep if they not in your house. They might as well be outside if you're downstairs from them.

    *sassy tone* It could happen.....Ambitious cricket tho, goes to the third floor to hide out.


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    Not cricket my love noooo.......crickets, plural, many times over. Pet stores sell em in bulk and I score high on vindictiveness and spare no expense when it comes to getting my point across.

  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    And again be ? and yelling all hours of the night for that ? cricket to ? . It's gotta be slick ? like scratching the ceiling and light pounding, like ghost ? or something.

    Nobody believes in that ? B. If somebody is lightly pounding on my wall or scratching the ceiling i'm going to immediately know it's the downstairs neighbor. Crickets won't interrupt your sleep if they not in your house. They might as well be outside if you're downstairs from them.

    *sassy tone* It could happen.....Ambitious cricket tho, goes to the third floor to hide out.


    AdamSilverHandRubMeme.gif


    Not cricket my love noooo.......crickets, plural, many times over. Pet stores sell em in bulk and I score high on vindictiveness and spare no expense when it comes to getting my point across.

    I'm vindictive too, but I practice not acting on it, I try to give it over to the universe to deal with. So far so good so I keep putting my faith on it.
  • yellowtapesport
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    Yea I see its a few ? that been thru this ? b4 lol
  • RickyRich
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    Put gorilla glue in their locks lol . But u should wait cuz u dont u want them suspect its u right away
  • englishdude
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    Depending on what state he's in, he could just purchase dubia roaches (large feeder roach) that can't breed without certain a environment. No worries about infestation.


    Could just purchase a budgie and post that through the letterbox, by te time they get home place will be coated in bird ? .
  • OhMars
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    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Go to a pet store, order some cockroaches and release them through the letter box, give an anonymous tip off about a roach infestation in their apartment.

    Na, crickets. Cockroaches could become your problem too. ? familiar with cockroaches anyway, crickets hoppin through your house will have you on some whole other ? , add to the fact that if they start soundin off in that ? them ? will never sleep and be grossed out.

    Depending on what state he's in, he could just purchase dubia roaches (large feeder roach) that can't breed without certain a environment. No worries about infestation.


    Could just purchase a budgie and post that through the letterbox, by te time they get home place will be coated in bird ? .

    This aint the UK, mail slots aren't that common here
  • SmashinYourWaifu
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    Loosen the lug nuts on their tires
  • Splackavelli
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    these are some good ideas.
  • CashmoneyDux
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  • Arya Tsaddiq
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    ^^^

    Who thinks of stuff like that? Lol
  • #1hiphopjunki3
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    ? in a bag and then flatten it to a disc, freeze it, slide it under their door

    ? disc

    Ingenious!! This truly has me dying laughing. Lmao.
  • RickyRich
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    Gorilla glue their key hole . Did it my ex ? ahhaha