Kat, you can't marry TarrTarr because.........
deadeye
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in AKA Donkey
I think I've fallen in love with you.
Yes, despite my constant criticism of your choices.....and how many times we've exchanged "unpleasantries" over the years, I've now come to the conclusion that you're my one true love and that we're destined to be together.
My past infatuation with Manda and my aversion to single mothers blinded me to what was right in front of me this whole time.
Your long brown hair..........that white flesh..........those thick ankles.........those wide hips.........and those thick thighs.
I can't take it anymore.
I've gotta have it.........I've gotta have it.......I can't help myself..........I'VE GOTTA HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkl65z9M1zk
Marry me Kathryn.
Let us come together as the family we were meant to be.
Embrace our destiny to be bonded together under the benevolent, patriarchal system of matrimony......and bare me a child in order to consummate our union and cement my legacy.
Yes, despite my constant criticism of your choices.....and how many times we've exchanged "unpleasantries" over the years, I've now come to the conclusion that you're my one true love and that we're destined to be together.
My past infatuation with Manda and my aversion to single mothers blinded me to what was right in front of me this whole time.
Your long brown hair..........that white flesh..........those thick ankles.........those wide hips.........and those thick thighs.
I can't take it anymore.
I've gotta have it.........I've gotta have it.......I can't help myself..........I'VE GOTTA HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkl65z9M1zkMarry me Kathryn.
Let us come together as the family we were meant to be.
Embrace our destiny to be bonded together under the benevolent, patriarchal system of matrimony......and bare me a child in order to consummate our union and cement my legacy.
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oh yeah.......... @Kat
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Lol hit her with the you smart, you loyal, I appreciate you
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only if you start looking for her in Walmart
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Happy 48th birthday Kat
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Aye, this is 2016, shoot yo shot @deadeye
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I just wanna come to the reception. What kinda food and drinks yall gonna have?
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »I just wanna come to the reception. What kinda food and drinks yall gonna have?
Pizza Hut buffet & cranberry & vodka (aristocrat).
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....HAHHAAH @NGAS WANTING MY LEFT OVERS
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Woat thread
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Black_Samson wrote: »He took time out his day to type that ? too.
@Black_Samson
Didn't take much time at all.
Probably less than a minute.
Not that difficult when you're speaking from your heart.
It did take a while for me to find the gifs though.......but the rest of the post was done long before then. -
Black_Samson wrote: »He took time out his day to type that ? too.
@Black_Samson
Didn't take much time at all.
Probably less than a minute.
Not that difficult when you're speaking from your heart.
It did take a while for me to find the gifs though.......but the rest of the post was done long before then.
That's a lie -
Is kat doing the deed this weekend?
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