By Accident?
SolemnSauce
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Ever had some life altering ? happen by accident? Like, let me tell ya a story. As i stated before my wife was a dispatcher at a job i had, and i thought she had a sexy voice. My whole intentions of ? wit her was just so i can hear her moan, lol..thats it.
So fast forward, finally got a chance to beat and hear the moan. Thought to myself ima ? wit it till i get bored of it and move on. So one day at my spot we have an argument over something, ion remember what it was about. Anyway she starts crying and storms out of my spot. I flop down on the coach and play madden, ya know..thinking good riddens.
So her cousins calls me 30 minutes later saying she left a strange voicemail on her phone and shes worried about her cousin. All i could think was, "? ..now if she commit dat or do something stupid, errbody gone blame me". So i call her and left a sappy vm on her phone. She calls me back in 20, and im like come back to my spot lets talk.
Im thinking i talk her down, she leaves back to her state on a good note. That will be the end of that and errthing gone be gravy. Anyway mane, she come back..we have a good talk. We end up really dating and end up getting married and havin kids.
You ever had some life alterin ? happen by accident like that?
So fast forward, finally got a chance to beat and hear the moan. Thought to myself ima ? wit it till i get bored of it and move on. So one day at my spot we have an argument over something, ion remember what it was about. Anyway she starts crying and storms out of my spot. I flop down on the coach and play madden, ya know..thinking good riddens.
So her cousins calls me 30 minutes later saying she left a strange voicemail on her phone and shes worried about her cousin. All i could think was, "? ..now if she commit dat or do something stupid, errbody gone blame me". So i call her and left a sappy vm on her phone. She calls me back in 20, and im like come back to my spot lets talk.
Im thinking i talk her down, she leaves back to her state on a good note. That will be the end of that and errthing gone be gravy. Anyway mane, she come back..we have a good talk. We end up really dating and end up getting married and havin kids.
You ever had some life alterin ? happen by accident like that?
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I wish we could remove thread privileges
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this a legit good thread and a legit good opening post...haters gone say its fake
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I don't don't know who's the weakest out of the two. His ? or this ? ^^^
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Well since we're on the topic of dispatchers, I have a story.
Graduated from college with a nonsense degree in Journalism. But my concentration was strategic communications. That's like advertising/public relations. That's what I wanted to do. Worked for Ebony magazine for a little bit...was following my passion. Then one day, I was looking for a new job and typed Communications into the search bar. Something came up that said "Police Communications Dispatcher". And here the ? I am
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I stopped at 'let me tell ya a story'
Sorry fam -
that was the most underwhelming story ever, no wonder y'all marriage is lifeless
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The ? marriage is built on feelings and regret
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participate or get out my thread -
Not sure if this fits appropriately in this thread but I'll give it a shot...
So I graduated college ONE CREDIT SHORT...
Got all the way to the end of my FIFTH YEAR, took a 3-credit elective, but needed a 4-credit w/Lab...advisor signed off on my ? and everything..
BUT, I took one of the hardest classes in the science department..IMMUNOLOGY (it was MED students in the class)
I passed the ? ...but a few days b4 graduation they told me I was a credit short.
Spent the next few days arguing with EVERYBODY...I mean GOING IN!!
Graduated that year on graduation day! -
Uh the only thing I can think of is I was like 15 and I was talking to this girl and she likes me so much she wanted to have her friend meet me to see how cool i was.
So she stopped her friend from potentially losing her virginity that day to talk to me. She ain't even wanna talk to me neither and we butted heads. Then fast forward about 2-3 months later me and the friend is telling the girl that we're gonna go out, sorry...
Then 8 years just flew by -
Damn I have a real similar story to his but instead of the ? up voicemail. I followed my wife home to apologize. After that I knew she was the one cause she lived damn near 45 minutes from me. I actually got home regretting driving all the way down there. I didnt get no ? either. I woke up after only getting 3 hours of sleep to go to work slick mad like, "I dont know if that ? was worth it. I am tired than a mfer."
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Damn I have a real similar story to his but instead of the ? up voicemail. I followed my wife home to apologize. After that I knew she was the one cause she lived damn near 45 minutes from me. I actually got home regretting driving all the way down there. I didnt get no ? either. I woke up after only getting 3 hours of sleep to go to work slick mad like, "I dont know if that ? was worth it. I am tired than a mfer."
word, in these mufuckas universe here, dey cool hand luke..and women aint unreasonably emotional -
SolemnSauce wrote: »Ever had some life altering ? happen by accident? Like, let me tell ya a story. As i stated before my wife was a dispatcher at a job i had, and i thought she had a sexy voice. My whole intentions of ? wit her was just so i can hear her moan, lol..thats it.
So fast forward, finally got a chance to beat and hear the moan. Thought to myself ima ? wit it till i get bored of it and move on. So one day at my spot we have an argument over something, ion remember what it was about. Anyway she starts crying and storms out of my spot. I flop down on the coach and play madden, ya know..thinking good riddens.
So her cousins calls me 30 minutes later saying she left a strange voicemail on her phone and shes worried about her cousin. All i could think was, "? ..now if she commit dat or do something stupid, errbody gone blame me". So i call her and left a sappy vm on her phone. She calls me back in 20, and im like come back to my spot lets talk.
Im thinking i talk her down, she leaves back to her state on a good note. That will be the end of that and errthing gone be gravy. Anyway mane, she come back..we have a good talk. We end up really dating and end up getting married and havin kids.
You ever had some life alterin ? happen by accident like that?
? how the ? is any of this a ? accident?
All this story says is that you're pretty much w/ your cuz you don't want her to off herself. -
Lmao I dare u to tell your children they exist by accident
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"I tried to stop this girl from killing herself after we broke up, but I accidentally got married and had 3 kids with her."
GOAT ?
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yall stuck on small ? , i obviously left stuff out. and we didnt have our kid until 3 years into our relationshi
actually 5 years we were married for 2 b4 my first child -
SolemnSauce wrote: »yall stuck on small ? , i obviously left stuff out. and we didnt have our kid until 3 years into our relationshi
actually 5 years we were married for 2 b4 my first child
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Revolver Ocelot wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »Ever had some life altering ? happen by accident? Like, let me tell ya a story. As i stated before my wife was a dispatcher at a job i had, and i thought she had a sexy voice. My whole intentions of ? wit her was just so i can hear her moan, lol..thats it.
So fast forward, finally got a chance to beat and hear the moan. Thought to myself ima ? wit it till i get bored of it and move on. So one day at my spot we have an argument over something, ion remember what it was about. Anyway she starts crying and storms out of my spot. I flop down on the coach and play madden, ya know..thinking good riddens.
So her cousins calls me 30 minutes later saying she left a strange voicemail on her phone and shes worried about her cousin. All i could think was, "? ..now if she commit dat or do something stupid, errbody gone blame me". So i call her and left a sappy vm on her phone. She calls me back in 20, and im like come back to my spot lets talk.
Im thinking i talk her down, she leaves back to her state on a good note. That will be the end of that and errthing gone be gravy. Anyway mane, she come back..we have a good talk. We end up really dating and end up getting married and havin kids.
You ever had some life alterin ? happen by accident like that?
? how the ? is any of this a ? accident?
All this story says is that you're pretty much w/ your cuz you don't want her to off herself.
Bruh his wife looks like hyena frfr -
I don't think accidents happen. cuz if you didn't do that then that wouldn't have happened and then that wouldn't have happened and then that wouldn't have happened. ? goes all the way back to the beginning of time.
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SolemnSauce wrote: »Ever had some life altering ? happen by accident? Like, let me tell ya a story. As i stated before my wife was a dispatcher at a job i had, and i thought she had a sexy voice. My whole intentions of ? wit her was just so i can hear her moan, lol..thats it.
So fast forward, finally got a chance to beat and hear the moan. Thought to myself ima ? wit it till i get bored of it and move on. So one day at my spot we have an argument over something, ion remember what it was about. Anyway she starts crying and storms out of my spot. I flop down on the coach and play madden, ya know..thinking good riddens.
So her cousins calls me 30 minutes later saying she left a strange voicemail on her phone and shes worried about her cousin. All i could think was, "? ..now if she commit dat or do something stupid, errbody gone blame me". So i call her and left a sappy vm on her phone. She calls me back in 20, and im like come back to my spot lets talk.
Im thinking i talk her down, she leaves back to her state on a good note. That will be the end of that and errthing gone be gravy. Anyway mane, she come back..we have a good talk. We end up really dating and end up getting married and havin kids.
You ever had some life alterin ? happen by accident like that?
So ... you really DONT want to be with ya wife huh? Damn -
How u ducking questions in your thread?
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"I tried to stop this girl from killing herself after we broke up, but I accidentally got married and had 3 kids with her."
GOAT ?
who the other 2 for then?
edit: my bad...i thought Vibe was talking about Katie at first
but cosign about Germs -
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Wtf is this ? yo
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Aquafina..floe wrote: »Wtf is this ? yo
welcome back
