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Idiopathic Joker
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I had to make another thread because this just happened.
Right now I'm kinda single in a way so I hit up my ex last week. She kinda seeing someone but she was down anyway. Kids was with they mom for the weekend so she came over and we ? around. Friday and Saturday. This was last weekend.
Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine. I'm treating it now. But I'm sure she's gonna get it too. We used 0 protection. None. And we were nasty. Maybe that's my problem. Anyways, I want to tell her, but she's gonna try to ? me.
Figure I'd share here. Get it off my chest.
Right now I'm kinda single in a way so I hit up my ex last week. She kinda seeing someone but she was down anyway. Kids was with they mom for the weekend so she came over and we ? around. Friday and Saturday. This was last weekend.
Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine. I'm treating it now. But I'm sure she's gonna get it too. We used 0 protection. None. And we were nasty. Maybe that's my problem. Anyways, I want to tell her, but she's gonna try to ? me.
Figure I'd share here. Get it off my chest.
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Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »I had to make another thread because this just happened.
Right now I'm kinda single in a way so I hit up my ex last week. She kinda seeing someone but she was down anyway. Kids was with they mom for the weekend so she came over and we ? around. Friday and Saturday. This was last weekend.
Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine. I'm treating it now. But I'm sure she's gonna get it too. We used 0 protection. None. And we were nasty. Maybe that's my problem. Anyways, I want to tell her, but she's gonna try to ? me.
Figure I'd share here. Get it off my chest.
Great way to start of this series you scumbag ? ! -
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My blood pressure went up while reading the last thread. I'm staying out of this one.
Y'all some heathens -
Lmao sucks for u..
But Im sure your sister already has medication on deck so that'll save u some money -
Should just rename the thread The L 2.0
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Lmao sucks for u..
But Im sure your sister already has medication on deck so that'll save u some money
She's clean -
I've been holdin on to this one for a min due to that stalker situation. Long story but I got to put everything in perspective. So when I went to London I was on POF heavy before I went, was gettin hit up left and right so I'm like cool, this ? bout to be easy as hell. Come to find out when I get there, their wifi situation sketchy as ? even in our "flat"(apt), so once I hit the streets which was what I did most of the time, I was ? . Anyway I ended up catchin one that was willing to meet at this mall so I could have steady wifi to communicate with her. Caught this ? peeking behind a pole trying to find me, she was scared as ? :joy: I got her ass to calm down so she took me to this bar/club joint, ? was poppin, she ran into this african cat she knew from somewhere, "imma brb gonna go vape" had to go in this hallway in the back of the joint, got held up in that ? cause there was a bunch of hippie like ? in there, found out I was from the US and they just talked my damn ear off, forgot about shorty lol she came in that ? mad as ? lol I was like yo my bad, let's go. African ? took us to his spot, this when I found out them ? don't smoke weed "pure" and use tobacco :joy: smashed a bottle of ciroc over there, homie thought he was gonna hit shorty cause he knew I wasn't her man lol she wasn't havnt it and had him take us to my spot. Smashed, cool.
Few days go by, my last day there was the day of the game. Did all of that, got back to the spot, I'm ? as ? so I'm like ? lemme see if I can get shorty to come back over. She was hesitant at first cause she had to take multiple buses, ? was kinda far and it was late on Sunday but she gave in said she'd be there in like a hour, word. I ended up callin a shorty back in the states(dnt asky why idk)and I got to yappin and the question comes up "did u pack yet?" Fuuuck me, it's late as ? and I'm ? as ? with a weeks worth of ? that needs to be packed cause I'm out mad early in the morning. So this is what happened shortly after -
Shadyteam?
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Lol nah wasn't her, not ? wit that ? , she was awol at the time anyway. Ol girl did resemble her a little, she was some kinda British hindu.
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Let allah bless you ?
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Lol this ? couldnt get shady so he ? her doppelganger
I always knew u too had something going on
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Lol nah wasn't her, not ? wit that ? , she was awol at the time anyway. Ol girl did resemble her a little, she was some kinda British hindu.
I hope that's just a wrong angle -
"? off American ? !"
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Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine
lol @Joker throwing this part in there all ? nilly -
Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine
lol @Joker throwing this part in there all ? lump lump
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Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine
lol @Joker throwing this part in there all ? nilly
It's fine bro -
Man, the first thread was the best thread on the IC. I got some stories if this ? catches traction.
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I've been holdin on to this one for a min due to that stalker situation. Long story but I got to put everything in perspective. So when I went to London I was on POF heavy before I went, was gettin hit up left and right so I'm like cool, this ? bout to be easy as hell. Come to find out when I get there, their wifi situation sketchy as ? even in our "flat"(apt), so once I hit the streets which was what I did most of the time, I was ? . Anyway I ended up catchin one that was willing to meet at this mall so I could have steady wifi to communicate with her. Caught this ? peeking behind a pole trying to find me, she was scared as ? :joy: I got her ass to calm down so she took me to this bar/club joint, ? was poppin, she ran into this african cat she knew from somewhere, "imma brb gonna go vape" had to go in this hallway in the back of the joint, got held up in that ? cause there was a bunch of hippie like ? in there, found out I was from the US and they just talked my damn ear off, forgot about shorty lol she came in that ? mad as ? lol I was like yo my bad, let's go. African ? took us to his spot, this when I found out them ? don't smoke weed "pure" and use tobacco :joy: smashed a bottle of ciroc over there, homie thought he was gonna hit shorty cause he knew I wasn't her man lol she wasn't havnt it and had him take us to my spot. Smashed, cool.
Few days go by, my last day there was the day of the game. Did all of that, got back to the spot, I'm ? as ? so I'm like ? lemme see if I can get shorty to come back over. She was hesitant at first cause she had to take multiple buses, ? was kinda far and it was late on Sunday but she gave in said she'd be there in like a hour, word. I ended up callin a shorty back in the states(dnt asky why idk)and I got to yappin and the question comes up "did u pack yet?" Fuuuck me, it's late as ? and I'm ? as ? with a weeks worth of ? that needs to be packed cause I'm out mad early in the morning. So this is what happened shortly after
Smh at me trying to hit play to listen to the message -
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SolemnSauce wrote: »
Smh
Stop posting them wack ass sohh pics -
Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »I had to make another thread because this just happened.
Right now I'm kinda single in a way so I hit up my ex last week. She kinda seeing someone but she was down anyway. Kids was with they mom for the weekend so she came over and we ? around. Friday and Saturday. This was last weekend.
Here's the twist, I found out I have gonorrhea this past tuesday. Totally treatable, so it's fine. I'm treating it now. But I'm sure she's gonna get it too. We used 0 protection. None. And we were nasty. Maybe that's my problem. Anyways, I want to tell her, but she's gonna try to ? me.
Figure I'd share here. Get it off my chest.
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Man, the first thread was the best thread on the IC. I got some stories if this ? catches traction.
The funniest ? was you tryna convince yourself u were gonna be on the straight and narrow from now on yet u got more stories
Called it
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You right man. But i aint even trying to play these ? anymore, at this point they playing themselves and I just happen to be there. -
Man Scumbag might be top 5 best thread in ic history bruh. I need more stories in my life
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? needs to be made into an anthology series