If you had to choose one, would You For $10,000?

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  • thegreatunknown
    thegreatunknown Members Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Give me the Greg Maddux option.

    Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:


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  • bow to royalty
    bow to royalty Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Y'all choosing punt returns see it says no fair catch right? You'll get cleaned up before you lay down or hit the sideline. Take the charge, easy choice
  • bow to royalty
    bow to royalty Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
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    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me

    Haha ya ok. Gronk is 6' 6" 265 lbs

    https://youtu.be/ciZkMeNuipQ
  • huey
    huey Members Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime
  • VanguardBLK
    VanguardBLK Members Posts: 177 ✭✭
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    With all the free injuries I keep racking up from ball, I might as well earn 10 g-packs off a charge from the King!

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  • bow to royalty
    bow to royalty Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    huey wrote: »
    ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime

    Dude said no fair catches
  • huey
    huey Members Posts: 11,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    huey wrote: »
    ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime

    Dude said no fair catches

    I don't give a ?
  • Ghost of Jaemooms
    Ghost of Jaemooms Members Posts: 857 ✭✭✭✭
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    Why it gotta be the Browns though....

    ? the t/s......and ? the Ravens...
  • numbaz...80's baby
    numbaz...80's baby Members Posts: 5,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Because the Browns suck ? . Get out ya feelings
  • illedout
    illedout Members Posts: 8,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me

    This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol

    Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
    got me cracking the ? up..

    I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic ? get on the court or field and attempt that..

    You'll ? around and end up in a full body cast..
  • Rampage12
    Rampage12 Members Posts: 3,512 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Some of these are just ridiculous though. Ain't nobody in here hitting a homerun against Randy Johnson or Greg Maddux even if they had unlimited at bats.
  • a_wack_poster
    a_wack_poster Members Posts: 588 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2017
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    ? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?
  • Rampage12
    Rampage12 Members Posts: 3,512 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Give me the Greg Maddux option.

    Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:


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    No it's not, that's not Greg Maddux he's hitting it off of lol.
  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?

    Give me 6 months
  • bow to royalty
    bow to royalty Members Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?

    Hell naw. Look at it this way. Most NFL RB's may put up 4 yards or so or less a carry. You're not them (no one up here is), so let's put you at 1-2 yards a carry (which is generous). You think you're built for poundin the rock 25-50 times in a game? Your body or spirit would break before you broke 50.
  • mooney
    mooney Members Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
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    Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches. I'd even try to return it. I'm quick.
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....






    How many yards in between us before contact tho?
  • damnkp
    damnkp Members Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Play quarterback..1 step drop and fire..accuracy be damned
  • natural born sinners
    natural born sinners Members Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    illedout wrote: »
    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me

    This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol

    Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
    got me cracking the ? up..

    I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic ? get on the court or field and attempt that..

    You'll ? around and end up in a full body cast..

    I ain't going over the middle of a FOOTBALL field for ? ..that's last option ALL DAY. Actual in shape athletes have wound up in wheel chairs going over the middle, ? you think going happen to some ordinary Joe...you gon DIE, at least paralyzed
  • mooney
    mooney Members Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
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    For those thinking the middle sweet remember #52n61vpyhsb8w4.gif
  • mooney
    mooney Members Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
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    I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....






    How many yards in between us before contact tho?

    Don't matter. You ain't pulling Lynch down.
  • d.green
    d.green Members Posts: 12,051 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2017
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    Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches?

    Complete and Catch 10 passes over the middle against the Seahawks, if with every drop you start back at zero?


    LOL. Definitely neither one of these two.

    I'm taking the LBJ charge.
  • The Lonious Monk
    The Lonious Monk Members Posts: 26,258 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So ILL wrote: »
    Return 5 punts, easily. Just catch the rock and run out of bounds before you get smashed.

    If it's a good punt to the middle of the field. You ain't making it out of bounds bruh.
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....






    How many yards in between us before contact tho?

    This would be you, all day.

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    Fundamentals B....

    He was arm tackling and he's smaller that Marshawn. I'm straight form tackling and wrapping for deer life.