Annoying things the opposite sex says

Max.
Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2017 in For The Grown & Sexy
So i been going raw in this broad from my gym...? city...shes prolly gona be my next gf...but the day after i smashed this ? kept sayn

"My tummy hurts" for like 6 days straight like she was tryna get a reaction out of me...she would text me wyd?? N id ask her the same n she would go to the "tummy hurts" line...she got the BC implant so i felt relieved but damn that ? gona make me cheat on her for being fuckn annoying

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  • Preach2Teach
    Preach2Teach Members Posts: 3,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.




    My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? .
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn near everything that emnates from their mouth.
  • Maywood
    Maywood Members Posts: 2,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.




    My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? .

    Mannnnnn way to get outta that ?
  • ghostdog56
    ghostdog56 Members Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No,dont,and stop
  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    farris2k1 wrote: »
    After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line

    Had a chick ask me that before we even smashed

    Had a chick ask me that after she sucked me off in the mall parking lot
  • HundredEyes
    HundredEyes Members Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭✭✭
    'I've been thinking,..'

    'Anyway'
  • AZTG
    AZTG Members Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .

    Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.

    So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.

    Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.

    Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.

    About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.

    I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.

    Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .

    Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.

    Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.

    Annoying ass ? .
  • HundredEyes
    HundredEyes Members Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AZTG wrote: »
    Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .

    Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.

    So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.

    Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.

    Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.

    About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.

    I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.

    Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .

    Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.

    Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.

    Annoying ass ? .

    Inb4 you fall in love with her and she doesnt answer it.

    Karma fam, be safe out there

    Just dont forget to make a thread about it later on.
  • AZTG
    AZTG Members Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AZTG wrote: »
    Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .

    Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.

    So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.

    Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.

    Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.

    About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.

    I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.

    Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .

    Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.

    Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.

    Annoying ass ? .

    Inb4 you fall in love with her and she doesnt answer it.

    Karma fam, be safe out there

    Just dont forget to make a thread about it later on.

    Yo it is what it is. If that happens, it happens.
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    damnkp wrote: »
    "We need to talk"
    "Lets talk"
    "Can we talk"

    Learned this the hard way


    Apparently what I think that means and what he does are 2 totally different things lol
  • farris2k1
    farris2k1 Members Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "You know what??" Usually some foul/mean/arguementive ? bout to come after that
  • Preach2Teach
    Preach2Teach Members Posts: 3,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maywood wrote: »
    I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.




    My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? .

    Mannnnnn way to get outta that ?


    Funny thing is after a year of her doing that ? when I finally cut her loose it turned out she was actually pregnant lol that ? was crazy tho.
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Her - "Did you pull out in time?"

    Me - chris-brown.gif
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
    Me: You look nice today
    Her: What looks nice about me?

    Literally every woman I know does that. Can't you just take the dann compliment and keep it moving?