The official "Ask 5 Grand about drugs and the mysteries of life" thread
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Busta Carmichael wrote: »5 grand had the decency to put us up on game with a therapist on live TV
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOVGKLAHVJM
This is some of the funniest ? that I've ever seen on this site.......LOL.
Props to @Busta Carmichael and props to @HerbalVaporCapers for starting the thread for him. You guys set it up perfectly.
Y'all out here with the assist and slam dunk ? ..............
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Busta da goat
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Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
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Less time for uncut coke... ? must got the cheat code.
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lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
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$tayRichROLLIN wrote: »Less time for uncut coke... ? must got the cheat snitch code.
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DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now -
Busta Carmichael wrote: »5 grand had the decency to put us up on game with a therapist on live TVhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOVGKLAHVJM
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master nowDarthRozay wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform ? on himself for longer periods of time -
Mods you can lock this thread. Apparently @5 Grand is some kinda hermit guru who only allows you to ask two questions and after answering them remains silent for until the end of time.
Either way, with those two answers thread delivered
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Busta Carmichael wrote: »5 grand had the decency to put us up on game with a therapist on live TVhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOVGKLAHVJM
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That ? flowed so perfectly too lmao
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HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master nowDarthRozay wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform ? on himself for longer periods of time
oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)
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DarthRozay wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master nowDarthRozay wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform ? on himself for longer periods of time
oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)
I see what you're going for but don't do this fam -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master nowDarthRozay wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform ? on himself for longer periods of time
oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)
I see what you're going for but don't do this fam
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DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
Train harder so if a dude ever tries to ? me I will castrate him before he gets anywhere near my dirt box, and I just wanna live a clean life anyways I don't enjoy alcohol anymore. -
DarthRozay wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master nowDarthRozay wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »DarthRozay wrote: »
lmao what?Preach2Teach wrote: »Just reading through the 5 Grand ? thing for the first time now and ? is too ? funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting ? in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was ? my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this ? motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
@Preach2Teach bout to get brolic
Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform ? on himself for longer periods of time
oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)
I see what you're going for but don't do this fam
I just googled this and lmaooooooooo -
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If you dorks ever got money in the street you'd know he's right if you moving it pure by the bundle you won't be prosecuted by the DEA it's a matter of jurisdiction
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"I haven't been this disrespected since the 82 battle of MC Jammy Jam and the Supersonic ? ? !"
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Props to @AZTG for catching this in that marriage thread:Sandinista wrote: »CON:
- no more ? variety
- freedom to do things you want to decreases: it's a group decision now
- Spontaneity decreases...specially if kids are involved: everything has to be planned carefully
PRO:
- married men live longer and are healthier, both mentally and physically than single men...by a huge factor:
@ the bolded.
Not true. I'm divorced. Any married woman will let her husband keep a mistress. You do things with your mistress that you wouldn't do with your wife.
Having said that, if you marry the wrong woman it won't work. It just won't.
As far as getting divorced and her getting half, if she was cooking your meals, doing your laundry and taking care of the kids she deserves half.Sandinista wrote: »CON:
- no more ? variety
- freedom to do things you want to decreases: it's a group decision now
- Spontaneity decreases...specially if kids are involved: everything has to be planned carefully
PRO:
- married men live longer and are healthier, both mentally and physically than single men...by a huge factor:
@ the bolded.
Not true. I'm divorced. Any married woman will let her husband keep a mistress. You do things with your mistress that you wouldn't do with your wife.
Having said that, if you marry the wrong woman it won't work. It just won't.
As far as getting divorced and her getting half, if she was cooking your meals, doing your laundry and taking care of the kids she deserves half.
@5grand strikes again. drop game bruh. how?
We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »
We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh
Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.
Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.
But you should really ask her before you get married.
You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.
But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.
Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress. -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »
We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh
Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.
Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.
But you should really ask her before you get married.
You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.
But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.
Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress.
@obnoxiouslyfresh
@Kat
@BiblicalAtheist
@Westie
@atribecalledgabi
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HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »
We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh
Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.
Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.
But you should really ask her before you get married.
You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.
But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.
Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress.
@obnoxiouslyfresh
@Kat
@BiblicalAtheist
@Westie
@atribecalledgabi
Thoughts?
Sounds like high school advice.
