What's The Worst Sex Partner You've Ever Had?
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Idiopathic Joker
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Slump busting.
I was going through a dry spell back in 2008. Met this fat chick on moco. She wasn't bad looking and she was dtf on the first meet. I was hitting it from behind when I notice her ? is hairy and lumpy with pimples.
That wasn't a good night.
I was going through a dry spell back in 2008. Met this fat chick on moco. She wasn't bad looking and she was dtf on the first meet. I was hitting it from behind when I notice her ? is hairy and lumpy with pimples.
That wasn't a good night.
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Cambodian
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Dope Filapino Milf. That pin hole stereotype is too true man. Couldn't take NO ? . Everything hurt her lol. Body was fya and I ravaged that ? tho.
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its....JOHN B wrote: »Cambodian
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Super fine man ...went on a couple of dates. All nice and good times
He could eat the box but .....
He had a pencil ? and ? like a rabbit
Only had actual sex 2 times. I couldn't take it or fake it.
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Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »its....JOHN B wrote: »Cambodian
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I had slept with girls that were tight before but not to the point I couldn't fit, the first time with her left me scratching my head, I really had to slowly work my way in or it would hurt her, it would take 5-10 min to do that, and there was only one position that would work with her legs over my shoulders, on top of that she was just boring, over time she got better especially the very last time we did it we hadn't seen each other in a while and she was feenin for it -
Bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
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2012 - Her Mom tried to hook us up. We go on a couple dates...so one day she comes over and I'm thinkin Ima get bawls deep...I pull her pants down with a plan to put in some tounge work....Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shid smelled like rotten tuna....I almost vomited. I told her let's just take our time and not rush into things.
I waited about week out of respect for her Mom...then just ended it...told her I needed to focus on grad school. Lol -
without a doubt it was the ? that sounded like a seal and said she was nuttin every 12 seconds.... It went from sounding like a seal to her ? and sounding like the chick that had the worst laugh ever on a seinfeld episode I saw.
? was pretty good, but couldn't overcome the horrible sounds that came from this woman. On top of that, she gassed her self up as the best head in all the land and was one of them suck fast only the tip ass ? . She had the ass too, but bruh, she would have had to have cherokee's ass to make me hit more than once.
There have been like 5 chicks where I said my cousin got shot to get out of it, and she was the one I came up with the excuse for.
Had to go find the videos so ya'll could feel my pain.... The sound is authentic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LIqdjqHts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJv4p8voUwo
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And she was wearing leather pants so you know that (|) was HOLLERIN!
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Skinny dark skin chick. Pretty good head but couldn't take ? for ? . Only ? her once and I didn't even nut.
Light skin big girl that literally doesn't know how to ride ? . I have to put ALL the work in, be tired as ? . Whenever she climb up on my ? she be uncoordinated AF -
had a broad that laid there like a dead bug. No movement, no nothing. Even when she was riding I had to do all the work. Granted we were 18 at the time, but that's really no excuse for that level of garbage ? . She swore up and down she loved it but not one time that we ? did she ever do anything other than moan.
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MsSouthern wrote: »Super fine man ...went on a couple of dates. All nice and good times
He could eat the box but .....
He had a pencil ? and ? like a rabbit
Only had actual sex 2 times. I couldn't take it or fake it.
Felt like he was stabbing me with a knife
Don't know why I laughed at this... in public too. Smh -
Bad sex is the WOAT. It's like, u did it...but you not happy.
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Man, I don't care to, or try to - remember the worst encounters. Matter of fact, I probably made it my business to forget.
One ? I remember because she was the ? until she tried some ? and had me about to ? her up. ? must've thought I was one of these new MFs.
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MsSouthern wrote: »Super fine man ...went on a couple of dates. All nice and good times
He could eat the box but .....
He had a pencil ? and ? like a rabbit
Only had actual sex 2 times. I couldn't take it or fake it.
Felt like he was stabbing me with a knife
Don't know why I laughed at this... in public too. Smh
Lol
It was horrible. Like I really wanted it to work
I don't even think he realized how bad he was either -
? this ? from Oklahoma. ? sucked the head of my ? first time we hungout at her place but didnt finish cuz we wasnt involved.
Then while ? she could only ride n barely take ? . Pinned her on the floor then skeeted on her back when i was done. She sounded like a walrus when she came -
I can say, never had bad sex
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One chick. Scared to give the dome up. Wasn't really cool with back shots. Just a ? experience all around. -
My old coworker she was like 4'11 im 6'4
She had no ass but BIG ? ...neways i go over to her house....? ? was CRAzY hair...like she never shaved in years...? was yelln n i barely even had it in...
I got head tho (which also sucked)
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its....JOHN B wrote: »Cambodian
I banged out this nice petite Cambodian when I lived in Minneapolis, macked her at the has station and it was a wrap...Savon...you right though, couldnt take D for ? ... -
2012 - Her Mom tried to hook us up. We go on a couple dates...so one day she comes over and I'm thinkin Ima get bawls deep...I pull her pants down with a plan to put in some tounge work....Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shid smelled like rotten tuna....I almost vomited. I told her let's just take our time and not rush into things.
I waited about week out of respect for her Mom...then just ended it...told her I needed to focus on grad school. Lol
:joy: Cant remember my WOAT but I had a couple of these smh I read somewhere that this is normal for some women at times for some reason but still.....
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One girl had that if aids had a smell ? ...an one girl had a huge ? my hips was fallin in i said i see how u gota alot of kids she said why kus its so good an tried to get up but she kept holding me in that black hole
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My older cousin hooked me up with the sister of his girl at the time. She SOUNDED cute on the phone & the next day she came to the house. Much to my disappointment she looked like Monique took a bath in Castrol GTX. I was on a dry spell so I was like "? it".
It was the worst bit of ? I ever had. It wasn't a ? as much as it was a void. Couldn't suck ? worth a ? . Made way too much noise I wanted to shove a sock in her mouth. The only girl I ever been with that made me question my life decisions up to that point. -
Midget gave me the worst ? ever. Crazy gal likely to rip my ? off had i not told her to chill.
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2012 - Her Mom tried to hook us up. We go on a couple dates...so one day she comes over and I'm thinkin Ima get bawls deep...I pull her pants down with a plan to put in some tounge work....Bruuuuuhhhhhhh that shid smelled like rotten tuna....I almost vomited. I told her let's just take our time and not rush into things.
I waited about week out of respect for her Mom...then just ended it...told her I needed to focus on grad school. Lol
:joy: Cant remember my WOAT but I had a couple of these smh I read somewhere that this is normal for some women at times for some reason but still.....
I forget who exactly, but according to one of the female posters on here it isn't normal and is a result of "this corrupt system."
