What's The Worst Sex Partner You've Ever Had?
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It's good practice for both parties to shower before sex if possible. But some of these chicks be having lingering odor issues. That cat ain't just get stank overnight.
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atribecalledgabi wrote: »I will never understand chicks who KNOW they ? funky and will still attempt to have sex. How are you not embarrassed to show another person you ain't clean? If other people smell you, YOU smell you. The ? . Make something up to give yourself time to freshen up down there. At best, go shower. At worst, say nah we gon have to do this another time.
This applies to you ? ? ? too...
The worse is when they try to play it off..."just got off my period"...bytch how many periods you got in a month?!? -
lord nemesis wrote: »It's good practice for both parties to shower before sex if possible. But some of these chicks be having lingering odor issues. That cat ain't just get stank overnight.
If you came from the club or any type activity that got you sweating and you ain't showering before laying up in my bed, we ain't ? smh -
lord nemesis wrote: »It's good practice for both parties to shower before sex if possible. But some of these chicks be having lingering odor issues. That cat ain't just get stank overnight.
Thats some serial killer ? tho
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Hoes be wondering why some ? take forever to eat the box.
? it smell like the dumpster of long john silvers on a hot day down there and you want me to ingest that ? ?
? need to be charged with attempted murder by ? -
I'm the worst sex partner a ? could have. I literally don't care about ? but my nut.
I be talking some ? up, "yea ? , imma this that and the third", "imma blow ya back out," "hope your insurance current ? ," "hope you got personal days ? ," "hope this bed ain't Ikea, ? "
Man i get over there get some head, suck on some ? , bend her over get in my stance like I'm bout to drop the people's elbow, then i jack hammer the ? out her ? for 2-3 min tops.
Before she realize it's over with my sweats on, Nike flip flops on and making my way to the fridge to grab a juice box before i slide.
The look of utter confusion on a ? face is something to behold. Like her face stuck jaw on the floor ? can't process what the ? just happened. That's the only time a ? is quiet, when they confused as ? . So before she can get her thoughts situated I'm down the block.
I get the usual' "you ain't ? ? ," "? you ? ," "don't call me no more ? "
And i reply
But i still ? , ? !
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I shared my story before.
Let's just say ladies...ALWAYS be sure to wipe AND WASH yo azzz b4 going to a guys house to smash. Especiually if you used the bathroom b4 leaving your crib.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »I shared my story before.
Let's just say ladies...ALWAYS be sure to wipe AND WASH yo azzz b4 going to a guys house to smash. Especiually if you used the bathroom b4 leaving your crib.
Smh.
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I'm the worst sex partner a ? could have. I literally don't care about ? but my nut.
I be talking some ? up, "yea ? , imma this that and the third", "imma blow ya back out," "hope your insurance current ? ," "hope you got personal days ? ," "hope this bed ain't Ikea, ? "
Man i get over there get some head, suck on some ? , bend her over get in my stance like I'm bout to drop the people's elbow, then i jack hammer the ? out her ? for 2-3 min tops.
Before she realize it's over with my sweats on, Nike flip flops on and making my way to the fridge to grab a juice box before i slide.
The look of utter confusion on a ? face is something to behold. Like her face stuck jaw on the floor ? can't process what the ? just happened. That's the only time a ? is quiet, when they confused as ? . So before she can get her thoughts situated I'm down the block.
I get the usual' "you ain't ? ? ," "? you ? ," "don't call me no more ? "
And i reply
But i still ? , ? !
That whole bolder paragraph. ? ! LMFAO
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »I shared my story before.
Let's just say ladies...ALWAYS be sure to wipe AND WASH yo azzz b4 going to a guys house to smash. Especiually if you used the bathroom b4 leaving your crib.
Smh.
#1 reason why i don't eat ? . -
I be talking some ? up, "yea ? , imma this that and the third", "imma blow ya back out," "hope your insurance current ? ," "hope you got personal days ? ," "hope this bed ain't Ikea, ? "
Man i get over there get some head, suck on some ? , bend her over get in my stance like I'm bout to drop the people's elbow, then i jack hammer the ? out her ? for 2-3 min tops.
I get the usual' "you ain't ? ? ," "? you ? ," "don't call me no more ? "
And i reply
But i still ? , ? !
I'M DEAD LMAO
would've straight goated this post but couldn't decide lol ? was raw and hilarious -
One chick I had that ? was so bad it smelt like poison my ? . POISON.
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B4 u start ask em straight up everything good, u need a minute? Funky ? is a relationship Killa. Left some good career women for this reason. Pulling down panties on a bad chick to smash and her smelling like game day is like a kid cutting a birthday cake with vegetables inside. Just wrong.
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I used to smash this big ? who had three kids. Three rugrats that would never shut up or go to sleep. When they finally did I was trying to get it in and she said "I'm sleepy". I told her you better wake up. She was fat and was ashamed of her bear claw stretch marks so she didn't wanna get completely naked. I finally got her to, and unzipped her pants and pulled them panties down. The smell hit me like a gust of wind. I was like gotdayum lol. I told her you need to take care of that and she got offended. Talking about you must not know how ? smell. I'm like it ain't supposed to smell like this. Musty as ? . Forgive me but I still smashed though. All she did was just lay there. It was boring and I didn't even finish. I just got up and left. Smh
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We never had sex, but back in like 05-06 I had a chick I met on MySpace came over. Yeah I saw the pics. Didn't really care for how the girl looked. I just wanted some. I'm pretty open on here about being a skinny guy. I got a fast metabolism. Me and the chick was the same size. Plus this was my first attempt at a skinny chick. I always liked them thicker. But anyway, we had it established we were smashing. She coming over strictly to get the ? . Lil lady arrives. We talk like 5 minutes. Then I'm "Iight take your clothes off". She looked like Kim Wayans. So she sitting there naked. Ready for the ? . I'm fully dressed. I chuckled and said "Put your clothes on." Let her get dressed and sent her on her way. Seen her a few weeks later while walking to catch the train. Walked past her. Same chuckle happened to come out. She shoved me.
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Mine happened to be when i lost my Virginity
Cool so, I'm 14 and in Florida at Granny crib for Thanksgiving.
My Aunt was always adopting a shitload of kids and usually girls . She had this bad lil yella ? that aint stay with her too long, i was mad about that ? boyyyyyy.
But back to the story, She had like 5 adopted kids. We all in Florida and one night they say they going on the Cruise ship to go gamble .
Im like cool . The younger kids is sleep and only me and the oldest one up. She was Selmteen (17) at the time .
Now she wasn't all that cute, but she had some big ass ? and at 1 in the morning...Jonny WIT THAT ? .!
We both laying down bout to go to sleep and she asks am i still up.
I say yeah,
And she asks could she lay down with me and im like Cool.
She tells me she's ? ...and starts to go in my draws .
Im like bettttttttt lol
But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
I'm twitchin and ? and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol
Then.......i make my way down to them panties.
Smh i aint know what was in store for me.
She tells me she's going off her period, but she's not bleeding . Im like ummmmm cool.
So i pull off them draws anyways and Lady of Rage 'Afro Puffs' played in my head brah.
I mean, Shawdy had the Area Rug going . . .
I'm 14 & its dark, brah it was so bad i couldn't find where to put it in at . !
So she helps me out and im stroking brah...im thinking like this aint what i had in mind for my first time, but ? it .!
So i finish up pretty fast lol cause i had a bad feeling .
Brah, i get up and go to the bathroom and my Boxers and Shirt looked like Tre after he just held ricky in Boyz N The Hood brah .!
I ask shawdy to hand me my bag cause i gotta toss this ? . She looks at me and starts laughing and saying how sorry she was for doing that ? .
I start washing my ? and my ? got Rug burn brah .
I'm like "...THIS ? IS THE WORSTTTTT CUH ."
Brah i musta spoke TWO words to her for the rest of the time we was there .
Smh
I know when i went back to school though, i told all the homies my 8th Grade ass smashed on a high school senior
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I'm the worst sex partner a ? could have. I literally don't care about ? but my nut.
I be talking some ? up, "yea ? , imma this that and the third", "imma blow ya back out," "hope your insurance current ? ," "hope you got personal days ? ," "hope this bed ain't Ikea, ? "
Man i get over there get some head, suck on some ? , bend her over get in my stance like I'm bout to drop the people's elbow, then i jack hammer the ? out her ? for 2-3 min tops.
Before she realize it's over with my sweats on, Nike flip flops on and making my way to the fridge to grab a juice box before i slide.
The look of utter confusion on a ? face is something to behold. Like her face stuck jaw on the floor ? can't process what the ? just happened. That's the only time a ? is quiet, when they confused as ? . So before she can get her thoughts situated I'm down the block.
I get the usual' "you ain't ? ? ," "? you ? ," "don't call me no more ? "
And i reply
But i still ? , ? !
brahhhhh
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If it makes you feel better, i blocked him too.SolemnSauce wrote: »SolemnSauce wrote: »
Your point?
Got some dude playing wit ur ? like the fake boat controls at a McDonalds playground..but germs too much for u
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Normal women know thisRecaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »I shared my story before.
Let's just say ladies...ALWAYS be sure to wipe AND WASH yo azzz b4 going to a guys house to smash. Especiually if you used the bathroom b4 leaving your crib.
Smh.
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I'm seeing a common theme here: Foul Box issues. Shame they ass!!! ? ain't supposed 2 stink! Used 2 smashed a bad ass Rican "Waitress!". On her feet all day, farting, ? probably took a ? and her box "immediately" after work each time was A1 fresh. Another white chick "Never" used 2 ? and would ? right after sex. Hygiene was Stellar! Lotta grown hoes don't ? aftawards, still douching ? up they PH balance and ? . I shame they ass and ain't no return engagement. Let a man stink, they'll have yo ass on don't date him girl.com and ? .
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Turfaholic wrote: »We never had sex, but back in like 05-06 I had a chick I met on MySpace came over. Yeah I saw the pics. Didn't really care for how the girl looked. I just wanted some. I'm pretty open on here about being a skinny guy. I got a fast metabolism. Me and the chick was the same size. Plus this was my first attempt at a skinny chick. I always liked them thicker. But anyway, we had it established we were smashing. She coming over strictly to get the ? . Lil lady arrives. We talk like 5 minutes. Then I'm "Iight take your clothes off". She looked like Kim Wayans. So she sitting there naked. Ready for the ? . I'm fully dressed. I chuckled and said "Put your clothes on." Let her get dressed and sent her on her way. Seen her a few weeks later while walking to catch the train. Walked past her. Same chuckle happened to come out. She shoved me.
We didn't have sex, but that was my worst sexual encounter.
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? told me I couldn't hit it from the back...got low
? told me don't look at her ? ...got nervous, then got low
? told me she don't suck ? ...got low
? pulled out a WET-WIPE and wiped off...got low
? took a ? b4 I got there, walked in took a whiff and...got low
? sat on my face. I body-slammed that ? and got low. Whole atmosphere smelled like ass the rest of the day
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Turfaholic wrote: »We never had sex, but back in like 05-06 I had a chick I met on MySpace came over. Yeah I saw the pics. Didn't really care for how the girl looked. I just wanted some. I'm pretty open on here about being a skinny guy. I got a fast metabolism. Me and the chick was the same size. Plus this was my first attempt at a skinny chick. I always liked them thicker. But anyway, we had it established we were smashing. She coming over strictly to get the ? . Lil lady arrives. We talk like 5 minutes. Then I'm "Iight take your clothes off". She looked like Kim Wayans. So she sitting there naked. Ready for the ? . I'm fully dressed. I chuckled and said "Put your clothes on." Let her get dressed and sent her on her way. Seen her a few weeks later while walking to catch the train. Walked past her. Same chuckle happened to come out. She shoved me.
We didn't have sex, but that was my worst sexual encounter.
This ? said Kim Wayans LOL I had tk GOAT you.. -
CashmoneyDux wrote: »so i go to one my usual spots for HH. Turns out it was some blk attorney meetup assoc that day. Anyway i get approached by this decent looking chic. Kinda aggressive but i can adapt so cool. She talking cash money ? , about how she used to be a dancer for the Rockets and now she some CEO i'm just like mmk.
She parked closer we get in her car she says out loud "guess i'll make the first move." so after a min i'm like my crib around the corner.
Anyways get there, her body wasnt anything resemblance of a dancer. Cant take the d, screaming for no reason. Then she still talking ? . "U think u the all that now huh, ". I didn't even bust i just quit. Smh
She aint call, I messaged her a few weeks later and she act like she didn't remember me. Real peculiar.
bruh these type of ? are the worst cuz they try so hard for you to be impressed with them just so they can ignore you lmao
LMAO they be thinking they on some "the one that got away" type ? lol YEET! -
White chick. Young. No experience. First black ? . Lost patience and faked a nut.
We became good friends afterward. Most ? would have stuck it out and trained the ? . I was at the peak of my Mack game. Didn’t have time to coach a ? when I had pros on the roster that knew exactly how to run the points up on the board.
