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I would but I don't want to get a hj and then they ask for payment lol
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We have one near our place. It's all discreet looking, but I kept seeing dudes walking over there. I Googled it and found out its a massage parlor. Freaks.
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I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a ? , no thx.
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I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day its gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for ? , no thx.
They gon post your face on the internet too. Not a very happy ending. Just go to a strip club. -
Naw my masseuse comes to the crib
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Yea, that too. Def not worth the quick nut. -
Eh, Not the same thing. ? bars are jus a place to look at naked broads while hangin w friends. Massage parlors are about gettin a quick nut. -
Asian women ran one near me...some of my homeboys went till it got raided...
Id pass on ling ling who been sucking ding all day -
I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a ? , no thx.
Almost happened to me back in '91. I used to roll up Woodward to this arcade after I got off work and passed this massage spot every day. It was right across Woodward near the Detroit Zoo. My ass had no idea what the ? went on there, and I had only been back on the job for a few weeks and my legs and back ached from standing all day so I was like "? it, lemme holler at it". I actually pulled into the parking lot and got out of the car, then was like "nah, I'll check it out tomorrow" and rolled up to the arcade. Later that evening, channel 50 news reported a prostitution bust at that very massage parlor, happening only minutes after I had left. -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Naw my masseuse comes to the crib
Lol..just gone slide that comment in there -
Been to a few in my lifetime. Its legit!!
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konceptjones wrote: »I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a ? , no thx.
Almost happened to me back in '91. I used to roll up Woodward to this arcade after I got off work and passed this massage spot every day. It was right across Woodward near the Detroit Zoo. My ass had no idea what the ? went on there, and I had only been back on the job for a few weeks and my legs and back ached from standing all day so I was like "? it, lemme holler at it". I actually pulled into the parking lot and got out of the car, then was like "nah, I'll check it out tomorrow" and rolled up to the arcade. Later that evening, channel 50 news reported a prostitution bust at that very massage parlor, happening only minutes after I had left.
Kneesus was looking our for you -
they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n ? . Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that ? .
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Been years ive been to one.
my nephew and youngest cousin were talking about how they went up to one earlier this year the way them lil ? was tellin us older heads the story just seemed hilarious -
Will Munny wrote: »they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n ? . Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that ? .
That's what's up William. -
Yall do know yall cant get in trouble with your wives right? Just tell her u going to the spa
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I been to one before...it will relax you for sure just don't ask for the hot stones them ? will ? the whole mood up
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I wana go now
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I went to one.
Fine ass masseuse.
No sex was involved.
Y'all some pervs -
We talking bout legal or illegal?
Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.
I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.
This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place
on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....
But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks.. -
Shuffington wrote: »We talking bout legal or illegal?
Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.
I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.
This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place
on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....
But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..
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we got em damn near on every corner lol..
got ? one night and went club hopping. we saw one and i was like ay im about to go in there. they were tryna be all secret and ? , but how sway..you got that big ass neon sign outside. so i go the door and start police knockin..mamasan comes to the door askin 100 questions. im tryna get in but she wont let me lol. i look over her head and maaaan, its like that scene in rush hour i was DEF tryna get in there but her ass wasnt budgin...1 star -
I can stay home and get a ? for free
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I can stay home and get a ? for free
You ever had one in the dark by someone who shushed you when you tried to speak? -
Love it, ? are amazing, used to get them all the time, $75 for an hour, well worth it, never tried the other kind..them spots stay getting raided around here
