Them Massage Joints
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Will Munny wrote: »they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n ? . Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that ? .
I was about to say “what scene from Tekken? I musta missed it”. -
Yes they wash your ? an ? frfr
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Eh, Not the same thing. ? bars are jus a place to look at naked broads while hangin w friends. Massage parlors are about gettin a quick nut.
You ain't going to the right strip clubs -
I treat myself to one every two months or so to about 30 min of massage time. It's normally about $35-40, plus I leave a $5 tip. It's one of the very few treats I do for myself. The Asian parlors be on point, and no one's ever asked me about some dumb-ass happy ending.
Muhfucker, my back hurt. Give that ? a happy ending. -
Idiopathic Joker wrote: »
U be tryna amicably converse while a gal jerkin u? Nh rhetorical question keep that -
Makes me look @ Asian women different in public like they all have this trait in them. Been 2 a gang of em: Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese etc. Think I told this B4 about getting lucky and having the dope ass mamasan massage me and she got smashed. I said that pin hole ? with Asians s true. Walk on ya back, deep tissue man these ? r great and these ? genie's r a ? send. They only get raided when they don't pay their under the table monthly Sherrifs fee. Otherwise it's daily biz as usual.
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Idiopathic Joker wrote: »
U be tryna amicably converse while a gal jerkin u? Nh rhetorical question keep that
I mean asking who's wacking it -
Man my ? would rip these lil azn ? ? up
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Shuffington wrote: »We talking bout legal or illegal?
Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.
I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.
This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place
on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....
But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..
Had the EXACT same thing except she was black. Man ? was tearing up heavy and could LEGIT feel her breaking down my back muscles. ? is painful AF. But.. that next day though..
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naw I want to tho just to say I did it
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Went to one in Costa Rica. Sexy lil masseuse
Massage was off the chain.
Then the ? start aggressively tuggin my shorts down I'm like ayyye nah I ain't come for all that -
Shuffington wrote: »
But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..
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I think I did by accident. I got a groupon once for a deep tissue massage. When I arrived, the door was locked and I had to knock (first questionable sign). Im like “are you guys open? Why is the door locked in the middle of the afternoon? And why is it dark in there?” Anyway, she told me to return in a half hour. Sketchy ass place in Chinatown.
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obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »I think I did by accident. I got a groupon once for a deep tissue massage. When I arrived, the door was locked and I had to knock (first questionable sign). Im like “are you guys open? Why is the door locked in the middle of the afternoon? And why is it dark in there?” Anyway, she told me to return in a half hour. Sketchy ass place in Chinatown.
you were finna get that extra special happy ending. They prolly wouldn't have even charged you extra. -
Will Munny wrote: »they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n ? . Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that ? .
That's what's up William.
yea I respect that -
i aint got no money fo dat ?
i take one of deez on da city bus wit me sometimes doe
it work aite
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Man my ? would rip these lil azn ? ? up
Its like puttn a water balloon on awatermelon! -
I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one so the answer is no.
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I be wanting to. So many of them around. But id be ? if i walked into a legit one, asked for "Some loving long time" and they dont offer it after i already paid for a message.
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There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy ? massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.
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I went to one on Cheshire Bridge not really knowing what to expect, my homie was in town and like lets go, I was short on bread so he was like heres $80 so I was like whatever, ill atleast just get a massage cause I was tense or whatever.
I get in and the lady at the front door was like $50 to get in, payed it.. so im sitting in the lobby, a ok white ? came for my homie and a baad light skin ? walks out in a bra and g-string and takes me towards the back.
She leads me to this room with chipped paint, concrete floors and a dim flickering light on some Saw ? and it was damp as ? and cold. She tells me to get naked and lay on my stomach. Ok im game.
She literally walked over rubbed her hands up and down my back twice and was like turn over, she grabbed my flacid member for 3 seconds and whispered its gonna be $60 for head, $100 for blah blah blah I tuned the ? out and said what about the massage? She was like it doesnt work like that and asked me what I had on it... I was like I got this $30, she gave me the kind but cold shoulder and I shamefully put on my clothes and walked back to the lobby.
I waited 10 embarrassing minutes for my homie and he was like the ? tried to pull the same ? but he strong armed a handy out of her...
I tucked my L and $30 in my pocket and headed out the door as a fat middle aged black man walked in and embraced the ? I was just with like a regular... I considered it a bullet dodged, but its still probably a top 3 embarrassing moment for me smh -
Lmaooooo...wow.
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I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a ? , no thx.
Lmfaooo! This is my exact thinking.
I googled ? online and there's a website where it confirms if shops have prosituation and there are a shitload here in anchorage.
Makes you wonder how many of those Asian ladies are doing it against their will. -
Will Munny wrote: »There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy ? massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.
That's the site I was speaking of In my previous post. They used to allow you to read the posts without signing up. Probably got a bunch of places shut down lol. -
32DaysOfInfiniti wrote: »I went to one on Cheshire Bridge not really knowing what to expect, my homie was in town and like lets go, I was short on bread so he was like heres $80 so I was like whatever, ill atleast just get a massage cause I was tense or whatever.
I get in and the lady at the front door was like $50 to get in, payed it.. so im sitting in the lobby, a ok white ? came for my homie and a baad light skin ? walks out in a bra and g-string and takes me towards the back.
She leads me to this room with chipped paint, concrete floors and a dim flickering light on some Saw ? and it was damp as ? and cold. She tells me to get naked and lay on my stomach. Ok im game.
She literally walked over rubbed her hands up and down my back twice and was like turn over, she grabbed my flacid member for 3 seconds and whispered its gonna be $60 for head, $100 for blah blah blah I tuned the ? out and said what about the massage? She was like it doesnt work like that and asked me what I had on it... I was like I got this $30, she gave me the kind but cold shoulder and I shamefully put on my clothes and walked back to the lobby.
I waited 10 embarrassing minutes for my homie and he was like the ? tried to pull the same ? but he strong armed a handy out of her...
I tucked my L and $30 in my pocket and headed out the door as a fat middle aged black man walked in and embraced the ? I was just with like a regular... I considered it a bullet dodged, but its still probably a top 3 embarrassing moment for me smh
I would ate that hoe ? swear to the most high