Ladies: Whats the scariest thing that has happend to you at a mans house?
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American Loo VII 3D
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ever went home with a seemingly nice gentleman, then you walk into his house and he asks you
"have you ever danced with the devil, on a pale moon's night."
then he refuses to turn the lights on????
i had a homegirl that had been on a few dates with this dude, and he invites her over to his crib. the ? lived in a storage shed.
like one of those shed stations people store their old couches and ? .
"have you ever danced with the devil, on a pale moon's night."
then he refuses to turn the lights on????
i had a homegirl that had been on a few dates with this dude, and he invites her over to his crib. the ? lived in a storage shed.
like one of those shed stations people store their old couches and ? .
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American Loo VII 3D wrote: »ever went home with a seemingly nice gentleman, then you walk into his house and he asks you
"have you ever danced with the devil, on a pale moon's night."
then he refuses to turn the lights on????
i had a homegirl that had been on a few dates with this dude, and he invites her over to his crib. the ? lived in a storage shed.
like one of those shed stations people store their old couches and ? .
this is why I couldnt date a random dude. he had to have been referred by someone(I know) who could vouch for him.
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I mean if that sh*t was fresh and nicely laid out I ain't mad at that dude.
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American Loo VII 3D wrote: »ever went home with a seemingly nice gentleman, then you walk into his house and he asks you
"have you ever danced with the devil, on a pale moon's night."
then he refuses to turn the lights on????
i had a homegirl that had been on a few dates with this dude, and he invites her over to his crib. the ? lived in a storage shed.
like one of those shed stations people store their old couches and ? .
The bolded could be kinda hot.
But all joking aside, that's why you don't go to someone's house you don't know. You gotta have a few dates first to feel them out. Not that that's any guarantee he won't be crazy but it's a heck of a lot better than just stepping into a strangers house. -
I was sitting on a bf's couch and we were playing video games. He stops playing the game and nudges my shoulder and says to me "how do you know I'm not a ? and plan on killing you?" I laugh and said "come on don't be a dork" He kept staring at me straight in the eyes and asked again, "seriously, how do you know I don't plan on killing you tonight?" I was starting to get worried cuz he had this dead look in his eyes, I kept scanning his eye for some hint of it being a joke, after a few minutes of being stared down I was really starting to get creeped out asking him to stop messing around but he just kept staring me down and I was starting wonder htf do I know he wouldn't do something like that? He picks up his controlled and says "hey I'm just kidding, just showing you that you never can tell what people are capable of". I never looked at people the same way again.
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BiblicalAtheist wrote: »I was sitting on a bf's couch and we were playing video games. He stops playing the game and nudges my shoulder and says to me "how do you know I'm not a ? and plan on killing you?" I laugh and said "come on don't be a dork" He kept staring at me straight in the eyes and asked again, "seriously, how do you know I don't plan on killing you tonight?" I was starting to get worried cuz he had this dead look in his eyes, I kept scanning his eye for some hint of it being a joke, after a few minutes of being stared down I was really starting to get creeped out asking him to stop messing around but he just kept staring me down and I was starting wonder htf do I know he wouldn't do something like that? He picks up his controlled and says "hey I'm just kidding, just showing you that you never can tell what people are capable of". I never looked at people the same way again.
lmaoo
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lmao at a ? living in a storage shed. i knew a ? who chilled in a storage unit. he had a sofa and a fridge full of 40s and he would chill out there during the summer.
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7 DAY THEORY CDATISR wrote: »lmaoo
did he ? u?
That ? was not funny, scariest 10 minutes of my life. I was seriously starting to think my next stop was in garbage bags.
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birdcall89 wrote: »lmao at a ? living in a storage shed. i knew a ? who chilled in a storage unit. he had a sofa and a fridge full of 40s and he would chill out there during the summer.
lol dead hold on them ? got bathrooms ?? no right.................. -
birdcall89 wrote: »lmao at a ? living in a storage shed. i knew a ? who chilled in a storage unit. he had a sofa and a fridge full of 40s and he would chill out there during the summer.
word. $30 a month and the ? beats a hotel. -
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birdcall89 wrote: »lmao at a ? living in a storage shed. i knew a ? who chilled in a storage unit. he had a sofa and a fridge full of 40s and he would chill out there during the summer.
now why did he chill in a storage room -
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lol dead hold on them ? got bathrooms ?? no right..................
nah, but the office normally has a bathroom for the renters.
you could rent out a storage unit for like $30 a month to live in and you could get a gym membership for like $20 a month for showers and ? like that. youd be living the life off $50 a month. not too bad... -
when i was in college i was pretty well known to the point i stopped giving a ? what ? thought, just arrogant
anyway onetime i had these two chicks coming over. so me and my homeboy waiting on these broads and just to prove i aint give a ? about these hoes i purposefully trashed my place 10 minutes before they were coming over.
not like ? , but i made my place kind of like a maze.
i put a barstool right in front of the door and i flipped my coffee table over and i put my microwave on the couch.
them hoes walked in like ??????? -
I had a dude straight up refuse to leave my house
He was ackin up, I told him to leave
And this muhfucka refused to leave
I had to fake a 911 call to get him to get the ? out
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birdcall89 wrote: »nah, but the office normally has a bathroom for the renters.
you could rent out a storage unit for like $30 a month to live in and you could get a gym membership for like $20 a month for showers and ? like that. youd be living the life off $50 a month. not too bad...
hey thatd be pretty cool if i didnt need more space.
if i was younger i'd do it and write a book about it. -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »now why did he chill in a storage room
lol i have no idea why he did it. but he had a nice set up i guess. my family has a storage unit next to his, and i see him chilling there all the time. he was cool, when id be there wed play beer pong and i think hes getting an air hockey table for next summer. -
I had a dude straight up refuse to leave my house
He was ackin up, I told him leave
And this muhfucka refused to leave
I had to fake a 911 call to get him to get the ? out
Scary ?
my sophomore year in college we had a roommate who was a little slow
anyway we used to use the phrase "you gotta pull ya ? out" it basically meant take charge of the situation when dealing with a female.
so he goes to a broads crib, he's on her couch. she goes to her bedroom for something, she comes back he's sitting on her couch fully dressed with his ? hanging out
i found that story out years later cuz i dated her best friend. -
i know this pose to be for the ladies, but one time i had this female over for the first time, and we chilled, ate, watched movied and ? .
in the morning, she gone pull out her shank talkin bout " this what i was gonna use on yo ass if you got out of pocket."
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American Loo VII 3D wrote: »my sophomore year in college we had a roommate who was a little slow
anyway we used to use the phrase "you gotta pull ya ? out" it basically meant take charge of the situation when dealing with a female.
so he goes to a broads crib, he's on her couch. she goes to her bedroom for something, she comes back he's sitting on her couch fully dressed with his ? hanging out
i found that story out years later cuz i dated her best friend.
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I used to help deliver stuff when I worked for Lowes.
We walked in this one guys house and its full of dog ? . Dude was just sitting in his chair listening to some opera music, with a ? house full of dogs and drinking milk that looked expired.
He kept saying how much he liked flying kites, his respect for roaches, and his dogs. It was just weird the whole time. -
Probably when his ex jumped an 8 foot privacy fence, and started to bang on his patio door....she was banging on his door, and was like "I see her in there!!! I SEEEE HEEERRRR!!!!" I was freaked out, because this was the first time being over to his house. I knew about her, he told me all about her...but it just blew my mind to see a chick in action LOL! He goes outside, I hear him say "Damn it, you done ? up my fence!!" and then some tussling. And I'm just sitting there with a cooler, like "the hell?"
Then, he comes back in the house, his cell phone rings, and was like "She wanna talk to you." So I talked to her....very surreal night for me, to say the least. -
Probably when his ex jumped an 8 foot privacy fence, and started to bang on his patio door....she was banging on his door, and was like "I see her in there!!! I SEEEE HEEERRRR!!!!" I was freaked out, because this was the first time being over to his house. I knew about her, he told me all about her...but it just blew my mind to see a chick in action LOL! He goes outside, I hear him say "Damn it, you done ? up my fence!!" and then some tussling. And I'm just sitting there with a cooler, like "the hell?"
Then, he comes back in the house, his cell phone rings, and was like "She wanna talk to you." So I talked to her....very surreal night for me, to say the least.
Oh Lord!!! What did she have to say to you!? -
i know a chick that was at a dude house and they was bout to ? then she heard movement in the closet
shes like whats that?
dude was like i put my cat in there cause most people dont like cats
she didnt believe it so she got up and opened the door it was his lil brother in there tryin to record them ?
haha she got her ? and left
